99% sure this one’s about female masturbation but that counts and this works, let me have it

The ape regards his tail

He’s stuck on it!

Funniest part about that guy is he now plays banjo for “apolitical” Oliver Anthony.

Just hiring a banjo player from the UK when I live in America and write songs about how there’s no work for white dudes playing banjos on porches anymore, nbd

if i didn’t know the Japanese writers name (and I don’t!) I wouldve googled it before saying this

I’m more of a 2-3-1 guy, with the obvious caveat you oughnt do any of them (true for the actions of most congressman)

Auditory equivalent of putting your hands into a bowl of peeled grapes and pretending they are eyeballs

Do You think RFK likes Sonic Youth

@hcrichardson.bsky.social what was your plan if Epstein came up during the “conversation?” Did it? Is there video of this thing anywhere?