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A soggy salamander riddled with anxiety
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Newt @eepy.party · Sep 15
Gonna pin this I think

If you follow over 10k accounts and follow me without having ever interacted with me, you're gonna catch a block
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January 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Thinking about how tasty a sandwich is vs how much effort was put in

Too little and it's fine, but if you put just that little bit more in and you'll forget your problems for a minute
January 5, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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if you still use Twitter please understand that you are enabling and supporting this.

It’s only going to get worse, so you may as well leave now and start rebuilding your “following” anywhere else.
For the last few days on X, people (mainly women, and sometimes children) have had nonconsensual images of them in swimsuits (or much worse) requested by users and created by Grok.

Musk's only apparent response thus far has been to crack jokes about it.
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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i have to get gayer this year
January 1, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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2026 will be the year of Fuck Off And Stop Asking Things Of Me
December 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Finally bothered logging back in to bsky did I miss anything good?
December 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I love cheese and dairy products far too much to be this lactose intolerant
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You know, I should have known better than to open this app when I feel shitty, that's on me
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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We've gotta start using a polite way of opening conversation that doesn't involve "how are you?". I am an unemployed transgender woman in 2025 take a guess at how im doing rn
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I know the hormones are working because it hurts when I run up the stairs now
November 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hackmud is neat!
It's a shame it uses JavaScript
October 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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mould culture
October 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Waking up late and deciding to stay in bed another couple hours because the roommates are in the kitchen taking and i don't feel like interacting with anyone before I have caffeine this morning
October 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Went to Ren faire for the first time, throat is currently killing me
I hope it's just from the dust or something and I'm not actually sick
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just remember, no matter how bad you think you are at something, a company with a market cap of over 800 Billion USD paid someone to do this
eepy.party Newt @eepy.party · Oct 11
Is it just me or does this seem like a bad design for your support page about not being able to get the password reset email to sign in?
October 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Is it just me or does this seem like a bad design for your support page about not being able to get the password reset email to sign in?
October 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I joined mastodon fairly early on but I never really liked the double @ usernames and it never really felt well moderated enough for me to feel comfortable posting much of anything
October 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Beware the TES pipeline.
January 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as sentient AI is in fact GNU/LLM or as I've taken to calling it GNU + LLM. The LLM is not sentient in and of itself but simply another component of our free and open source robot overlords made possible by the GNU corelibs
October 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Slime rancher 2 is good
October 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM