I have developed a system where I leave my nose at home and if people want to check it's me I simply pop home and put it on and it should fit perfectly.

Also, the hat isn't fooling anyone. It still looks like a robot.

it is why i drive an antique.

Any idea is an idea. It's how it's developed that matters. For instance, sitcoms. Brought us Fawlty Towers, The Office, Rising Damp, Spaced... but then it also brought us Come Back Mrs Noah, Mrs Brown's Boys and The Gaffer. It's all about how it's developed.

I am available for testing, provided they are vegan. I shall test all of them. I will being a conveyor belt for ease of quality control procedure.

I have, for years, carried a dictaphone about. I have loads of tapes of ideas and jokes. But I transferred to digital a little while ago, and had about two hours of material on there. I go to transcribe it... blank. Deleted everything. Back to pen and paper and analogue tape for me.

I can't see that I need my glasses.