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Ed Parnell
@edparnell.bsky.social
Writer, podcaster, mysterious shadowy figure.
Medium. Substack. Spreaker. Patreon.
I am literally all over the place. Just look for me.
No words
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
If there are so many Wealth Creators in the UK, so many geniuses of business generating prosperity for the nation, why do we have foodbanks, warmbanks, people on the streets and workers relying on the State because companies are paying poverty wages? Wealth Creators. What a stupid term.
December 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I... what in the name of Mrs Beeton's Household Management is this about? cybernews.com/entertainmen...
iShowSpeed in $1M lawsuit after assaulting gay robot
The popular streamer iShowSpeed is being sued by the creators of “Jake the Rizzbot” for physically assaulting the bot while live on stream.
cybernews.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I don't know what's real anymore. Fake stuff is so convincing. I am thinking of giving myself a water mark so if I hold myself up to the light I can check I am not a forgery.
December 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Scammer ahoy!
December 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The Archers: "Well, I shall just place this unexploded WW2 bomb precariously on this rickety old gate beside our valuable listed farm workers cottage while we go for a couple of pints. I am sure those cows which are heading over to investigate and are our main income generators will be just fine"
December 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Need a shave.
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Probably record this today and it'll go out Xmas eve. Seriously, I read it back and doubled over laughing. And I wrote it. So it must be good. IT MUST BE. Any disagreements will be sorted out in a pub car park.
December 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I just wrote about eight quality NEW double entendres about Christmas, and I haven't even mentioned stuffing.
December 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Having a bit of a writers block. Trying to write amusing double entendres about Christmas but nothing is coming.
December 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
This is a great channel. Bill and his Night Terrors, always interesting. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w9N...
Eerie Vanishing of the Flannan Isles Lighthouse Keepers
YouTube video by NightTerrors
www.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Apparently America is getting so prosperous, no one will need anything ever again.
December 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Me trying to find something that hasn't been redacted in the Epstein files.
a man is making a funny face in front of a chalkboard .
ALT: a man is making a funny face in front of a chalkboard .
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Amazing how things shrink. A pound isn't worth what it was, a glacier isn't as impressive and things which start as files are released as a pamphlet.
December 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Trump continues to deny everything

"I am telling you, for the last time, I have never heard of Godfrey Einstein. Okay? You're a lousy reporter. Horrible reporter. Terrible at your job. Who are you?"
December 20, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I need my glasses to find my glasses.
December 20, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I remember this. I still laugh about it. Quality. youtube.com/watch?v=2sVVl2EKgUU Ernie Anastos tells weatherman Mike Woods on FOX5 WNYW to [keep up the good work] on the ten o'clock news on 10/16/2009.
Ernie Anastos & Keep Fucking That Chicken Viral Video
YouTube video by DROPPING CLIPS
youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
New celebrity embroiled in Epstein controversy after document drop
December 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Well, there you have it. In black and white. The Epstein files.
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
BREAKING: Epstein diary has entry 'Going to meet foul pervert this morning. Can't remember his name but it's definitely not Donald J. Trump the mastermind of the Golden age and greatest President the world has ever seen who will save America six years after my suspicious death'.
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM