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Ed Parnell @edparnell.bsky.social · 6h

Weird thing falls out of sky but doesn't have 'Boeing' written on it: Panic ensues www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Mysterious object crash lands in the Australian Outback

An unidentified object was found near a remote mine site with authorities believing it has crashed on the planet.

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Ed Parnell @edparnell.bsky.social · 6h

www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comme... I don't trust Steven Greer. He knows a *little* too much.

Steven Greer has received 6K explosive Documents implementing Lue Elizondo & the "Ratpack" in illegal covert programs.. : r/UFOs

83 votes, 72 comments. 4M subscribers in the UFOs community. A community for discussion related to Unidentified Flying Objects. Share your sightings, experiences, news, and investigations. We aim to e...

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Ed Parnell @edparnell.bsky.social · 2d

My new book, 'Sneezing for Fun and Money' is out now. Learn the art of sneezing, the history and the future of sneezing, with the incorporation of AI Sneezing from the Cloud.

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Ed Parnell @edparnell.bsky.social · 2d

To be honest, these days anything much above this is above my salary

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Ed Parnell @edparnell.bsky.social · 2d

I have the people coming today to change my broadband from ok to, what is advertised as, ok with ribbons.

It's been a pain in the arse moving stuff about so they can install all this witchery and doodads.

If it doesn't work, well... there be monsters.

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Ed Parnell @edparnell.bsky.social · 3d

📣 New Podcast! "Henry James - Turn of the Screw (extract)" on @Spreaker

Henry James - Turn of the Screw (extract)

The Turn of the Screw is an 1898 gothic horror novella by Henry James which first appeared in serial format in Collier's Weekly from January 27 to April 16, 1898. On October 7, 1898, it was collected in The Two Magics, published by Macmillan in New York City and Heinemann in London.

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Ed Parnell @edparnell.bsky.social · 3d

Always remember when a musician's entourage member is arrested for carrying illicit substances, it's usually for the musician and not the individual. Same thing with the China espionage. People way down the ladder carrying the can while someone above counts their cash for classified lucre.

Ed Parnell @edparnell.bsky.social · 3d

interesting article about everyone's favourite collection of obscene phone callers

Republicans Fired After Chats Leaked

YouTube video by Raw News And Politics

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Ed Parnell @edparnell.bsky.social · 5d

📣 New Podcast! "J Sebastian Le Fanu - The Narrative of the Ghost of a Hand" on @Spreaker #chillingreads #classictales #creepyclassics #darkliterature #eerieliterature #fictionalfrights #ghostlyencounters #ghostlyhand #ghoststory #gothicliterature #hauntednarratives #hauntingtales #spookystories

J Sebastian Le Fanu - The Narrative of the Ghost of a Hand

In this richly layered and unsettling tale, Sheridan Le Fanu presents a haunting centered not around a traditional ghost, but around the eerie and inexplicable appearance of a ghostly hand.

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Ed Parnell @edparnell.bsky.social · 5d

So there were a bunch of kids outside a store, jumping up & down on the flowers. I asked if they had anything better to do, and was informed by one of them that this was nothing,"Cos last week I did a poo on them." My delight on walking away one fell off & banged his balls on a post was not small.

Ed Parnell @edparnell.bsky.social · 5d

This should entertain. It's short and sweet, like me medium.com/@edparnell/2...

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Ed Parnell @edparnell.bsky.social · 8d

📣 New Podcast! "Book of the week - Toddlers Guide to the Rubber Industry" on @Spreaker #bookoftheweek #bookrecommendations #comedy #funny #genuine #humor #kidsbooks #literaryadventures #parentingbooks #quirkyreads #rarebook #rubberindustry #toddlersguide #uniquereads #weirdbooks

Book of the week - Toddlers Guide to the Rubber Industry

An excellent work of outstanding natural beauty. https://www.cultjones.com/product/lowe-d-a-toddlers-guide-to-the-rubber-industry/

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Ed Parnell @edparnell.bsky.social · 9d

I don't know what's happened. I used to be able to knock out decent copy without too much trouble. Now I write something, go to read it, and it makes NO sense. It might be because my glasses are broken and I am squinting and it's giving me a headache. Or I am going gaga.

Ed Parnell @edparnell.bsky.social · 9d

DIGITAL ID SYSTEM ALREADY HACKED — TWICE

A government test team revealed the new Digital ID system was hacked earlier this year — so ministers disbanded the team and covered it up.

Then it was hacked again, and no one even noticed until the hackers themselves came forward.