Ed Parnell
@edparnell.bsky.social
Writer, podcaster, mysterious shadowy figure.
Medium. Substack. Spreaker. Patreon.
I am literally all over the place. Just look for me.
Medium. Substack. Spreaker. Patreon.
I am literally all over the place. Just look for me.
New celebrity embroiled in Epstein controversy after document drop
December 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
New celebrity embroiled in Epstein controversy after document drop
Well, there you have it. In black and white. The Epstein files.
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Well, there you have it. In black and white. The Epstein files.
What effin' use is this? Why not go the hog, save the ink and release blank paper.
Trump is a sick pervert. He is a sad, small little man. A failure, a leech, a parasite.
We need so little evidence. And that's just as well. We're not going to get much more than we got. And that's plenty.
Trump is a sick pervert. He is a sad, small little man. A failure, a leech, a parasite.
We need so little evidence. And that's just as well. We're not going to get much more than we got. And that's plenty.
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
What effin' use is this? Why not go the hog, save the ink and release blank paper.
Trump is a sick pervert. He is a sad, small little man. A failure, a leech, a parasite.
We need so little evidence. And that's just as well. We're not going to get much more than we got. And that's plenty.
Trump is a sick pervert. He is a sad, small little man. A failure, a leech, a parasite.
We need so little evidence. And that's just as well. We're not going to get much more than we got. And that's plenty.
David, write what you know best...
no, wait
no, wait
December 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
David, write what you know best...
no, wait
no, wait
What happens when you cut costs in training
Firefighters trying to extinguish a magnesium fire with water. Magnesium splits water into hydrogen and oxygen. The hydrogen ignites, causing the fire to burn hotter and more violently. Instead, Class D fire extinguishers are used.
Firefighters trying to extinguish a magnesium fire with water. Magnesium splits water into hydrogen and oxygen. The hydrogen ignites, causing the fire to burn hotter and more violently. Instead, Class D fire extinguishers are used.
December 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
What happens when you cut costs in training
Firefighters trying to extinguish a magnesium fire with water. Magnesium splits water into hydrogen and oxygen. The hydrogen ignites, causing the fire to burn hotter and more violently. Instead, Class D fire extinguishers are used.
Firefighters trying to extinguish a magnesium fire with water. Magnesium splits water into hydrogen and oxygen. The hydrogen ignites, causing the fire to burn hotter and more violently. Instead, Class D fire extinguishers are used.
Someone sent me this. Thank you.
December 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Someone sent me this. Thank you.
Meanwhile, anyone care for Roasted Fox?
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Meanwhile, anyone care for Roasted Fox?
Make sure your bonfire is hedgehog free, please. Unlit, they are ideal habitat for hedgehogs, and I can't imagine anyone wanting something to burn to death. No one worth knowing, anyway.
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Make sure your bonfire is hedgehog free, please. Unlit, they are ideal habitat for hedgehogs, and I can't imagine anyone wanting something to burn to death. No one worth knowing, anyway.
To be honest, these days anything much above this is above my salary
October 17, 2025 at 7:18 AM
To be honest, these days anything much above this is above my salary
DIGITAL ID SYSTEM ALREADY HACKED — TWICE
A government test team revealed the new Digital ID system was hacked earlier this year — so ministers disbanded the team and covered it up.
Then it was hacked again, and no one even noticed until the hackers themselves came forward.
A government test team revealed the new Digital ID system was hacked earlier this year — so ministers disbanded the team and covered it up.
Then it was hacked again, and no one even noticed until the hackers themselves came forward.
October 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
DIGITAL ID SYSTEM ALREADY HACKED — TWICE
A government test team revealed the new Digital ID system was hacked earlier this year — so ministers disbanded the team and covered it up.
Then it was hacked again, and no one even noticed until the hackers themselves came forward.
A government test team revealed the new Digital ID system was hacked earlier this year — so ministers disbanded the team and covered it up.
Then it was hacked again, and no one even noticed until the hackers themselves came forward.
It was quite amusing.
October 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It was quite amusing.
This came up on my feed and it's too good to waste
October 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This came up on my feed and it's too good to waste
"They are in the Royal Parks eating the Swans".
September 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
"They are in the Royal Parks eating the Swans".
Nigel Farage sulks and holds his own banquet. He didn't want to go anyway. Only stupid people go to banquets. Much more fun at his banquet. And Starmer and Trump are not invited.
September 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Nigel Farage sulks and holds his own banquet. He didn't want to go anyway. Only stupid people go to banquets. Much more fun at his banquet. And Starmer and Trump are not invited.
"Many have tried, Mr President, to extract the sword, from the strongest warrior to the weakest man, but only the true King of all England can pull the sword from the stone!"
"Looks like fun. Mind if I have a go?"
"Please"
PULLS SWORD
"Oh my leige, you are surely our greatest King!"
"Looks like fun. Mind if I have a go?"
"Please"
PULLS SWORD
"Oh my leige, you are surely our greatest King!"
September 9, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"Many have tried, Mr President, to extract the sword, from the strongest warrior to the weakest man, but only the true King of all England can pull the sword from the stone!"
"Looks like fun. Mind if I have a go?"
"Please"
PULLS SWORD
"Oh my leige, you are surely our greatest King!"
"Looks like fun. Mind if I have a go?"
"Please"
PULLS SWORD
"Oh my leige, you are surely our greatest King!"
No seems surprisingly low...
September 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
No seems surprisingly low...
The way this chimp first hugged his caretaker
August 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The way this chimp first hugged his caretaker
He worked at a nuclear plant. But still...
August 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
He worked at a nuclear plant. But still...
Read things carefully. They are not always saying what you think they say
August 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Read things carefully. They are not always saying what you think they say
Made me laugh. Mint rocks. Arch... not so much
August 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Made me laugh. Mint rocks. Arch... not so much