Leonard Cohen or Semisonic?

As point-counterpoints go, “I’m the cool mom” vs. “that harlot’s manner of sitting is unChristly” is truly cursed.

In fairness, if you'd read me the "fun MPP" quote and then also "“What is it about a woman straddling a chair in such a pose that is anywhere close to celebrating the birth of the Christ child?" and then asked me to predict whose side I'd be on, I'd probably have guessed right.

maybe not *every* person who voted for trump in 2024 was a person whose malevolence and stupidity are in a foot race, but everyone showing up at a rally at the ass end of 2025 is

(This is not an endorsement of her writ large; I don't think I'd ever heard of her before this article, and extremely cursory research indicates that she tried to run as a Progressive Conservative, so I have to think that she sucks at least a bit. But the card is fine.)

Excessive healthyness, presumably…just unprecedented levels of it.

Is it weird that I, as person who knows of you exclusively because of your Bluesky presence, just assumed that you look exactly like your profile picture?

(Like I do, obviously.)

Thank you! And they say the internet wasn’t worth it.

You omitted the legend on the butts vs. boobs map.

I thought it was pretty good.

I sometimes forget that as a guy who really only watches movies that I have some good faith basis to think I will enjoy, I am pretty sheltered on the subject of just how bad movies can, and routinely do, get.

Okay, I looked, and no! 28% fresh! More than one in four reviewers liked it! Who knew?

Good news: there is no actual hockey depicted in (at least the first two episodes of) the series. There is plenty of *implied* hockey, and you frequently see the leadup to and aftermath of what was almost certainly hockey, but no actual hockey.

(I am not actually kidding, to be clear.)