Ed. Floden
@edfloden.bsky.social
Unmutual. I hate Nazis. Melt ICE. Regem interficere. Han shot first. Field agent in the Department of Extraterrestrial Intelligence.
Pinned
We’re in the middle of “It’s a Trumperful Life” and waiting for the villain to die.
December 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
We’re in the middle of “It’s a Trumperful Life” and waiting for the villain to die.
BREAKING: President to rename U.S.A. as "Trump States".
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
BREAKING: President to rename U.S.A. as "Trump States".
Raise your hand if your first thought was "isn't he married?"
www.thebulwark.com/p/robert-ken...
www.thebulwark.com/p/robert-ken...
RFK Jr.’s New Infatuation With a Danish Model
How MAGA fell in love with a tiny, socialist Scandinavian nation—as long as it’s just about vaccine recommendations.
www.thebulwark.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Raise your hand if your first thought was "isn't he married?"
www.thebulwark.com/p/robert-ken...
www.thebulwark.com/p/robert-ken...
I don't need a chatbot to have a conversation.
The voices in my head tell me everything that I need to do.
The voices in my head tell me everything that I need to do.
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I don't need a chatbot to have a conversation.
The voices in my head tell me everything that I need to do.
The voices in my head tell me everything that I need to do.
Prediction: the family of the deceased will sue Aspen One, claiming the company failed to properly advise the skier of the presence of the tree, and Aspen One did not remove the tree which was an obvious hazard.
www.denverpost.com/2025/12/24/s...
www.denverpost.com/2025/12/24/s...
Skier dies in collision with tree at Colorado’s Aspen Mountain, resort officials confirm
A skier died on Aspen Mountain Friday following a collision with a tree, according to a statement released by Aspen One’s communications team.
www.denverpost.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Prediction: the family of the deceased will sue Aspen One, claiming the company failed to properly advise the skier of the presence of the tree, and Aspen One did not remove the tree which was an obvious hazard.
www.denverpost.com/2025/12/24/s...
www.denverpost.com/2025/12/24/s...
Reposted by Ed. Floden
I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
December 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
Reposted by Ed. Floden
This Just Not In: At a late afternoon press conference, DJT revealed the real role Louisiana’s governor, now special envoy to Greenland, will play: he’s changing the country’s name to Greenlandry.
December 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This Just Not In: At a late afternoon press conference, DJT revealed the real role Louisiana’s governor, now special envoy to Greenland, will play: he’s changing the country’s name to Greenlandry.
Reposted by Ed. Floden
If we speak of offshore wind farms as providing a Divine Wind that will defend the U.S., would Trump then support those wind turbines?
December 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If we speak of offshore wind farms as providing a Divine Wind that will defend the U.S., would Trump then support those wind turbines?
Reposted by Ed. Floden
BREAKING:
Just leaked, a photo of the new Navy ships Trump is going to build…
Just leaked, a photo of the new Navy ships Trump is going to build…
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
BREAKING:
Just leaked, a photo of the new Navy ships Trump is going to build…
Just leaked, a photo of the new Navy ships Trump is going to build…
Reposted by Ed. Floden
Reposted by Ed. Floden
Afore God, a mad host.
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Afore God, a mad host.
It's HUUUUGE! www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
Epstein files live updates as Justice Department releases huge new set of documents, photos
The Justice Department early Tuesday released more than 11,000 additional documents and photos from the Jeffrey Epstein files, the latest group of records made public under a new law.
www.cbsnews.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
It's HUUUUGE! www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
Would Trump approve a coal-fired wind farm?
December 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Would Trump approve a coal-fired wind farm?
CBS News: That's the way it's going to be.
December 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
CBS News: That's the way it's going to be.
Reposted by Ed. Floden
"Golden Fleet"
"Golden Dome"
"Golden Shower"
Trump's in a naming rut.
"Golden Dome"
"Golden Shower"
Trump's in a naming rut.
December 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"Golden Fleet"
"Golden Dome"
"Golden Shower"
Trump's in a naming rut.
"Golden Dome"
"Golden Shower"
Trump's in a naming rut.
In other words, no class at all. www.cnn.com/2025/12/22/p...
Trump set to announce new battleship that he’s considered calling ‘Trump class’ | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump is set to announce a new type of battleship Monday that he has considered calling the “Trump class,” a person familiar with the matter said, as he works to update a US Naval fle...
www.cnn.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
In other words, no class at all. www.cnn.com/2025/12/22/p...
Reposted by Ed. Floden
Hey Gang, I was Going To Present
"Sicky Minutes Looks At Sex & Violence In America Today!"
But, "The Powers That Be" At CBS & 60 Minutes Decided That I Shouldn't Post This...
👉🏻Tap Here Because MAD Magazine Cant Be Stopped👇🏻
"Sicky Minutes Looks At Sex & Violence In America Today!"
But, "The Powers That Be" At CBS & 60 Minutes Decided That I Shouldn't Post This...
👉🏻Tap Here Because MAD Magazine Cant Be Stopped👇🏻
December 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Hey Gang, I was Going To Present
"Sicky Minutes Looks At Sex & Violence In America Today!"
But, "The Powers That Be" At CBS & 60 Minutes Decided That I Shouldn't Post This...
👉🏻Tap Here Because MAD Magazine Cant Be Stopped👇🏻
"Sicky Minutes Looks At Sex & Violence In America Today!"
But, "The Powers That Be" At CBS & 60 Minutes Decided That I Shouldn't Post This...
👉🏻Tap Here Because MAD Magazine Cant Be Stopped👇🏻
So, Waymo doesn't work when the traffic lights are out.
How well does Tesla "self-driving" work?
How well does Tesla "self-driving" work?
December 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
So, Waymo doesn't work when the traffic lights are out.
How well does Tesla "self-driving" work?
How well does Tesla "self-driving" work?
Has Trump yet started taking bids for the operation of the concession stand at his funeral?
December 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Has Trump yet started taking bids for the operation of the concession stand at his funeral?
What America needs is a good mRFK vaccine.
December 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
What America needs is a good mRFK vaccine.
Imagine that today is the year 1965. Now tell me the title of a song that was popular in 1925.
But today is the year 2025. Tell me the title of a song that was popular in 1965.
But today is the year 2025. Tell me the title of a song that was popular in 1965.
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Imagine that today is the year 1965. Now tell me the title of a song that was popular in 1925.
But today is the year 2025. Tell me the title of a song that was popular in 1965.
But today is the year 2025. Tell me the title of a song that was popular in 1965.
Why don't we have a No Kings day on December 25th?
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Why don't we have a No Kings day on December 25th?
Reposted by Ed. Floden
