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Ed. Floden

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Unmutual. I hate Nazis. Melt ICE. Regem interficere. Han shot first.

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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · Feb 28

Stop Daylight Stupid Time.

UTC Everywhere!

Also, get a better calendar. hankehenryontime.com

HHOT

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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 13h

Aw, poor baby. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Disgraced George Santos ‘decompressing’ from ‘traumatic’ prison time after being released early by Trump

The 37-year-old former Republican congressman served just 84 days of his more than seven-year sentence for wire fraud and aggravated identity theft

www.yahoo.com

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 14h

If there were no KAOS, there would be no need for CONTROL.

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 23h

It's not bug, it's a feature. www.cbsnews.com/news/on-inc-...

Running shoe company On is sued over footwear's allegedly "loud, embarrassing" squeak

Customers filed a class action lawsuit over the trendy running shoes that allegedly emit squeaky noises with each step.

www.cbsnews.com

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 1d

You can't end a war unless you first start it.

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 1d

Now do parallel parking.

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 1d

Mad King Donald

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 3d

"Our top story tonight: America Fascist Party leader Donald Trump today said…"

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 3d

Pete Hegseth with an invisible Trump penis.

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 3d

Good art. Words need improvement.

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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 4d

Time travel is possible, and the Democrats have done it!

That's the only logical conclusion.

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 4d

I'm not afraid. Come and get me, Donald.

I will stand up for the law and the Constitution. That’s what we do in the State of Illinois.

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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 4d

"This is a job… for SUPERDON!"

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 4d

Q: What is Travis Kelce's new nickname?

A: www.cnn.com/science/supe...

Scientists create ‘Superwood’ that’s 10 times stronger than steel | CNN

A US company has engineered a new type of wood that it says has up to 10 times the strength-to-weight ratio of steel, while also being up to six times lighter.

www.cnn.com

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 4d

Is this canonical?

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 4d

What about antifa unemployment insurance?

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 5d

I live in Illinois. I'm against Floridation.

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 5d

How is the sex life of the SUV relevant to the accident? www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2025/10/12/s...

Sheriff says SUV blew stop sign before crash with semi-truck that seriously injured woman near Woodstock

The sheriff's office says an SUV blew a stop sign and caused a crash with a semi-truck that required a woman to be flown to the hospital with serious injuries near Woodstock.

www.lakemchenryscanner.com

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TiggsCupcake @tiggsisacupcake.bsky.social · 6d

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John F Leech🦋💙 @jfleech3.bsky.social · 6d

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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 6d

How many podcasts do your listen to?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-Chumba!

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Randy Cassingham @thisistrue.com · 6d

Amusing concept, crappy photoshop job. Amusing concept wins.

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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 6d

Does the proposal include rotating the Lincoln Memorial? Because it's shown about 135º clockwise of its actual position.

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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 7d

Remember the Good Old Days®, when you would go to a store, buy a product, take it home, and then receive a request from the product's manufacturer to rate their product?

Yeah, me neither.

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 7d

Baton Rouge, 2016. Photo by Jonathan Bachman.

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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 7d

Eh. Not golden enough for the Oval Office.