It seems the internal investigation has coincided with Harper Collins getting an interim CEO after their old one suddenly resigned.

Actually, if you're making a reference to "Dick Grayson, twelve years old" from All Star Batman & Robin, I'll give you a pass. That's pretty clever.

You really have to reply to everything, don't you?

Also, when I think of people who make reference to a camp show from the 1960s, I definitely think of 12 year olds.

All they do these days is quote Adam West and Burt Ward.

Holy False Binary, Batman!

Go ahead and destroy the financial district Bishop Moth. Make the people happy.

We're lucky he didn't name him after his favourite social media platform.

Nothing good would come from another Zimmerman, Telegram.

Forgive me for not pulling it up, but I did once see a webcomic that suggested he might find... Alternative uses for a rock tumbler.

Just because the Bourne movies used 'chimp', that doesn't mean you have to limit yourself like they did.

It does give the air of "we wrote these questions so everyone will pass so we can say that everyone passed our sexual harassment training, so we have that as a shield if anything gets actual attention" doesn't it?

Me: Psst, Labour, I think this guy's a little nuts.
Labour: Oh yeah? Well General George S. Patton was a little nuts and this guy is completely out of his mind. We can't fail!

Why is he describing what I can only assume is a new character in the film with what sounds like a desperate ChatGPT prompt?

Every year on Christmas Eve he hopes for a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, as he was told of by his second father, just so he can see his grave, so he can know his watch will end.

Or it's a Green Mile situation, and Tiny Tim is still around. All those he knew and the descendants of the descendants of those he knew have now passed, he has seen his city attacked and set ablaze from the sky, and seen the callousness of men like the old Scrooge grow tenfold.

He begs for death.

Drinking this pint of Benzene has given me what my oncologist has referred to as 'the whole kit and caboodle' of cancers.

The only thing I can think to do is to drink another pint of Benzene.