Ehren Battermann
@ebattermann.bsky.social
SQL Server & Informatica developer at Trinity Health HQ. On Bluesky mainly for tech, entertainment, & humor. Cat-obsessed. Hoopy frood who always knows where his towel is.
here we see Gavin McDurden being, as he's always been, on his bullshit, with pseudoscientific, "alternative facts" like this one
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
here we see Gavin McDurden being, as he's always been, on his bullshit, with pseudoscientific, "alternative facts" like this one
I've been trying to get my cat to figure it out too, but she ignores it, even if I leave it the only spot drenched in sunlight. Take the pad away though, & immediately any sunny spot anywhere looks like this
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I've been trying to get my cat to figure it out too, but she ignores it, even if I leave it the only spot drenched in sunlight. Take the pad away though, & immediately any sunny spot anywhere looks like this
Or a shoulder. She's been especially snuggly the last couple months
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Or a shoulder. She's been especially snuggly the last couple months
My gf made this years ago, & it's a very pretty way of expressing a similar sentiment
October 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My gf made this years ago, & it's a very pretty way of expressing a similar sentiment
never really seen a better time for this meme than after "the announcement"
September 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
never really seen a better time for this meme than after "the announcement"
Just realized I forgot to post this here too:
Meet Bruce Wayne, a brilliant purrlanthropist dedicated to uplifting the City of Gotham... And also sometimes my porch, for snacks & company
Meet Bruce Wayne, a brilliant purrlanthropist dedicated to uplifting the City of Gotham... And also sometimes my porch, for snacks & company
September 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Just realized I forgot to post this here too:
Meet Bruce Wayne, a brilliant purrlanthropist dedicated to uplifting the City of Gotham... And also sometimes my porch, for snacks & company
Meet Bruce Wayne, a brilliant purrlanthropist dedicated to uplifting the City of Gotham... And also sometimes my porch, for snacks & company
too diva to pose for a selfie w her servant
September 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
too diva to pose for a selfie w her servant
Free cat with every McDelivery while supplies last
September 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Free cat with every McDelivery while supplies last
I already knew about being wary of ai summaries, hallucinations, etc, but this is the last straw. I'm never using tech again
September 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I already knew about being wary of ai summaries, hallucinations, etc, but this is the last straw. I'm never using tech again
breaking news: diagram of all the holes in dr brainworm's brain leaked from the epstein files
September 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
breaking news: diagram of all the holes in dr brainworm's brain leaked from the epstein files
So much tum, so little time
August 30, 2025 at 10:13 AM
So much tum, so little time
The Furrinator is on the hunt... She spotted a mouse on the nearby mop a bit earlier, & is now on the prowl
August 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
The Furrinator is on the hunt... She spotted a mouse on the nearby mop a bit earlier, & is now on the prowl
"I'm proud of mine too, I don't go waving it around at parties though"
August 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"I'm proud of mine too, I don't go waving it around at parties though"
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
August 3, 2025 at 9:13 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?