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Ehren Battermann

@ebattermann.bsky.social

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SQL Server & Informatica developer at Trinity Health HQ. On Bluesky mainly for tech, entertainment, & humor. Cat-obsessed. Hoopy frood who always knows where his towel is.

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · Oct 21

Mumma Kitty & I. I'm 50, he/him. Widower & caretaker of her daughter who's now 18, driving, & thriving. Senior db dev for lower Michigan large health nonprofit. ASD. Into karaoke & occasionally singing w a band, particularly 90s rock. Enjoy console games & sci-fi, fantasy, & horror novels & movies.

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 1d

Longgonz is long

Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 2d

About as great as him not sounding cringe af with overuse of his favorite closer, in increasingly weird situations

Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 2d

This is fire, & I know there are lots of people who would jump at the chance to play something like this!

Jay Baylis | making CASSETTE BEASTS @jaybaylis.bsky.social · 3d

A little "Metroid Tactics" pixel art mockup thing I did way in 2020. Still looks cute, I think!
#pixelart #ドット絵

Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 2d

I hope he continues to do what he can to support his mental health. Unfortunately for Robin, no amount of preventative care (that we know of today) would have prevented LBD from killing him

Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 2d

"Aristotle was not Belgian... The central meaning of Buddhism is not, every man for himself... And the London Underground is not a political movement." 😆

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3d

HEY

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 4d

ain't nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong, Steve

... or something...

Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 5d

Better make some more to be on the safe side

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Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 12d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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clyde bruckman's ghost's final repost says free link @ultralaser.bsky.social · 8d

oh no the konami code made me autistic

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 8d

cue neurospicy argument over whether the code includes select-start

...and brain worm bobby gargle-shouting indignantly from the sidelines over how much more autism those two extra buttons do

Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 8d

Gonzo the sta'atesman

Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 9d

I've also got my thumb on skip, waiting for the earliest chance to blast past an ad & avoid learning anything about it

Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 9d

hope you have the absolute breastest day

Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 10d

Finally got to sink a few hours into it, & I'm already hooked. This game is just what I've been looking for!

Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 11d

I've hardly had a chance to play any of this yet, but I bought this as soon as it was available. The design & artwork look amazing, & I'm really looking forward to digging into this more ASAP today!

Mike Rose @mikerose.bsky.social · 11d

🚀🚀LITTLE ROCKET LAB IS OUT NOW!!! 🚀🚀

4 years of development, finally available on Steam and Game Pass

store.steampowered.com/app/2451100/...

RTs unbelievably appreciated!! <3

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 11d

It's working for me now, at least enough that I just bought & installed this game

Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 12d

EmptyG's got nothing in the tank, as usual

Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 15d

those tiny hands couldn't possibly

Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 15d

clearly ai, the hands are too big

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 23d

I love being in the woods and not having to know how the housing market is doing. “Have you seen these interest rates lately?” No, I’m in the woods

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 15d

my brain won't shut up about immediately going for the portmanteau "diarrheatreats" so now this is a thing you know too, you're welcome

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Ehren Battermann @ebattermann.bsky.social · 15d

Two identical images, except for different captions, of a programmer staring at a computer screen.

First caption: My code doesn't work. I have no idea why.

Second caption: My code works. I have no idea why.

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Craig Bamford @spacetalk.collects.games · 17d

Remember reading someone saying "cats are assholes: get two." Sound advice, IMO.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17d

being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"

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