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This ref has been promised the freedom of the city of Birmingham. Christ. That’s a howler.
February 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
This ref has been promised the freedom of the city of Birmingham. Christ. That’s a howler.
Why do we have problems with referees in the lower leagues?
Because people see Ramsay behave like that and stay on the pitch.
Because people see Ramsay behave like that and stay on the pitch.
February 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Why do we have problems with referees in the lower leagues?
Because people see Ramsay behave like that and stay on the pitch.
Because people see Ramsay behave like that and stay on the pitch.
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I completely misunderstood Jim Radcliffe when he said he was going to Reform Man United.
What a cunt
What a cunt
February 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I completely misunderstood Jim Radcliffe when he said he was going to Reform Man United.
What a cunt
What a cunt
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As someone said, the biggest issue with AI in the workplace is not that it increases your speed. It's that it triples the output of the biggest idiot you work with.
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 AM
As someone said, the biggest issue with AI in the workplace is not that it increases your speed. It's that it triples the output of the biggest idiot you work with.
Oh wait - TNT have got the Olympics as well. Sorry Claire Balding you’re excellent as always but I can’t put up with any more of Chemmy Alcott.
February 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Oh wait - TNT have got the Olympics as well. Sorry Claire Balding you’re excellent as always but I can’t put up with any more of Chemmy Alcott.
And whilst im moaning the Lindsey Vonn wankfest is bothering me as well.
She was injured and shouldn’t have been near the course. I’m not saying she deserved it and it’s sad a career ends that way but this wasn’t some act of heroism.
She’s been failed by Team USA who should simply have said “no”
She was injured and shouldn’t have been near the course. I’m not saying she deserved it and it’s sad a career ends that way but this wasn’t some act of heroism.
She’s been failed by Team USA who should simply have said “no”
February 8, 2026 at 8:51 PM
And whilst im moaning the Lindsey Vonn wankfest is bothering me as well.
She was injured and shouldn’t have been near the course. I’m not saying she deserved it and it’s sad a career ends that way but this wasn’t some act of heroism.
She’s been failed by Team USA who should simply have said “no”
She was injured and shouldn’t have been near the course. I’m not saying she deserved it and it’s sad a career ends that way but this wasn’t some act of heroism.
She’s been failed by Team USA who should simply have said “no”
BBC Olympic coverage has been shite this evening.
Why are we showing a dead rubber curling match on red button AND bbc 2 when the snowboarding is on? That event has been bounced twice between channels and now can’t watch the rest of it at all because of aforementioned bowling on ice.
Why are we showing a dead rubber curling match on red button AND bbc 2 when the snowboarding is on? That event has been bounced twice between channels and now can’t watch the rest of it at all because of aforementioned bowling on ice.
February 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
BBC Olympic coverage has been shite this evening.
Why are we showing a dead rubber curling match on red button AND bbc 2 when the snowboarding is on? That event has been bounced twice between channels and now can’t watch the rest of it at all because of aforementioned bowling on ice.
Why are we showing a dead rubber curling match on red button AND bbc 2 when the snowboarding is on? That event has been bounced twice between channels and now can’t watch the rest of it at all because of aforementioned bowling on ice.
He’s so good. So different. I hope he a) delivers on what he’s promised and it works and b) doesn’t have some dark shady past as a notorious goat fucker.
We need more folks like this in positions of power.
We need more folks like this in positions of power.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 9:33 AM
He’s so good. So different. I hope he a) delivers on what he’s promised and it works and b) doesn’t have some dark shady past as a notorious goat fucker.
We need more folks like this in positions of power.
We need more folks like this in positions of power.
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I think this is my favourite bit of Citizen Kane.
February 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I think this is my favourite bit of Citizen Kane.
I mean. That’s a debut goal.
Holte End.
Winning goal.
European Cup game.
Dreamland.
Holte End.
Winning goal.
European Cup game.
Dreamland.
January 29, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I mean. That’s a debut goal.
Holte End.
Winning goal.
European Cup game.
Dreamland.
Holte End.
Winning goal.
European Cup game.
Dreamland.
If Guessand is a donkey Harvey Elliot should find himself being melted down into UHU.
Horrible.
Horrible.
January 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
If Guessand is a donkey Harvey Elliot should find himself being melted down into UHU.
Horrible.
Horrible.
“Don’t struggle. Just let it happen”
JD Vance: "I'm headed to Minneapolis where we're gonna talk with ICE agents and local officials about how we turn down the chaos. My simple piece of advice to them is going to be if you want to turn down the chaos in Minneapolis, stop fighting immigration enforcement."
January 22, 2026 at 2:50 PM
“Don’t struggle. Just let it happen”
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was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos
January 20, 2026 at 8:11 PM
was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos
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The UK was better off in the EU and Europe was better off with the UK in it.
All of this Trump driven chaos underlines that and you can practically hear Putin rubbing his hands in Moscow.
WE have deliberately weakened ourselves, our security and our region for absolutely no good purpose at all.
All of this Trump driven chaos underlines that and you can practically hear Putin rubbing his hands in Moscow.
WE have deliberately weakened ourselves, our security and our region for absolutely no good purpose at all.
January 19, 2026 at 10:05 AM
The UK was better off in the EU and Europe was better off with the UK in it.
All of this Trump driven chaos underlines that and you can practically hear Putin rubbing his hands in Moscow.
WE have deliberately weakened ourselves, our security and our region for absolutely no good purpose at all.
All of this Trump driven chaos underlines that and you can practically hear Putin rubbing his hands in Moscow.
WE have deliberately weakened ourselves, our security and our region for absolutely no good purpose at all.
Definitely not a foul lads…..
January 18, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Definitely not a foul lads…..
Grealish is starting to look like your aging noncey uncle.
January 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Grealish is starting to look like your aging noncey uncle.
Guessand is an absolute donkey.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
January 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Guessand is an absolute donkey.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
And this is the same shit that will be used to justify cancelling the mid terms. If there’s isn’t an emergency they’ll just create one.
Invade Greenland
ICE raids in the streets
Tariffs on EU collapsing the economy
They only need one.
Invade Greenland
ICE raids in the streets
Tariffs on EU collapsing the economy
They only need one.
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
And this is the same shit that will be used to justify cancelling the mid terms. If there’s isn’t an emergency they’ll just create one.
Invade Greenland
ICE raids in the streets
Tariffs on EU collapsing the economy
They only need one.
Invade Greenland
ICE raids in the streets
Tariffs on EU collapsing the economy
They only need one.
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I always liked Canadians more. Pretty much every American you like, turned out to be Canadian.
January 17, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I always liked Canadians more. Pretty much every American you like, turned out to be Canadian.
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100% tariff on moronically whooping and applauding shit when someone is talking on chat shows.
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
100% tariff on moronically whooping and applauding shit when someone is talking on chat shows.
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The chef will now give a small briefing about how bad the standards were at his last work place, while he wipes his cock and arse on your napkins.
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
The chef will now give a small briefing about how bad the standards were at his last work place, while he wipes his cock and arse on your napkins.
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This restaurant shits in the beans, and spunks in the milk, but let's headhunt all the staff responsible in order to start our new restaurant.
January 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
This restaurant shits in the beans, and spunks in the milk, but let's headhunt all the staff responsible in order to start our new restaurant.
Rami Malik and Russel Crowe have both been guilty of the odd ropey performance in the past but in Nuremberg they both utterly utterly excellent.
January 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Rami Malik and Russel Crowe have both been guilty of the odd ropey performance in the past but in Nuremberg they both utterly utterly excellent.