This CEO is absolutely out of his gourd on stimulants and we’re meant to think some dipshit journalist having to smell blunt smoke 10X a week on the streets of NYC (which surely smell of roses and fresh bread otherwise) is the downfall of our country.

I honestly think it’s large doses of prescription amphetamines during the day. They’re easy to get consistently for wealthy people and taking too many of them leaves you looking exactly like this.

I’m going to be chucking about “reverse-mugging” for a while.

That last line is so fucking funny.

A cousin went to Smith and absolutely loved it. She’s an ER doctor now. It is definitely a school produces exceptional graduates.

Tell me those aren’t perfect.

Burial is killer though. Great production. Totally genre defining.

But he podcasts Mr. Olmec Man! He podcasts so fucking hard! All the time! It’s very hard work to sound like a dipshit on so many platforms simultaneously. I’m shocked you would malign such an earthly and manly man like this.

They were selling airplane bottles of fireball, “whiskey”, and “vodka” at grocery stores and gas stations in VA that was styled just like booze but only 19.5% ABV just under the limit to not be a “hard spirit”.

This is what this swings in VA looked like. I don’t want to count chickens or anything. But if I were running in a close race as a republican I’d be sending some fundraising emails yesterday.

My buddy David (RIP) did a two story beer bong of Black Velvet Canadian Whiskey and then projectile vomited for the next 25 minutes. College was a fascinating time.

Aww the poor guy missed both the toilet and the trash can. I’ve been there. Not fun.

Also, from my understanding, a large percentage of the reason we interdicted the boats was to gather intelligence to stop future runs. So if anything that indicates we may just not be finding the boats.

My only negative reaction is when I keep accidentally saying 9 planets when I’m teaching a class and then having to correct myself.

The Striated Caracara approves of your plan to cede the island to the lesser birds so his people may wrest back control and return to their rightful place atop the islands’ hierarchy.

I don’t know what’s better the guy reposting his Falklands tattoo or the random guy screaming to 5-10 likes on his page about how “The euros and Americans don’t understand, the falklands are Argentinian and we must defend our fatherland”