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@dying-robot.bsky.social
you’re not my dad I don’t have to talk to you
(pfp is not me)
(pfp is not me)
Pinned
I’m going to disappear for a bit, but it’s been planned for a while
I’m okay and life is good
be back soon
take care
I’m okay and life is good
be back soon
take care
and remember…we’re gonna beat these people
I’m going to disappear for a bit, but it’s been planned for a while
I’m okay and life is good
be back soon
take care
I’m okay and life is good
be back soon
take care
November 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
and remember…we’re gonna beat these people
I’m going to disappear for a bit, but it’s been planned for a while
I’m okay and life is good
be back soon
take care
I’m okay and life is good
be back soon
take care
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’m going to disappear for a bit, but it’s been planned for a while
I’m okay and life is good
be back soon
take care
I’m okay and life is good
be back soon
take care
once again tapping the sign
all these right wing guys fundamentally don’t understand what the military is
they think it’s a bunch of Frank Castles always preparing to charge over the next hill when it’s really a bunch of Jim Halperts sitting around talking about how their COs have rocks for brains
they think it’s a bunch of Frank Castles always preparing to charge over the next hill when it’s really a bunch of Jim Halperts sitting around talking about how their COs have rocks for brains
The president was reportedly “pissed off at the soldiers" whom he wanted to appear “menacing” but instead were “having a good time.”
https://trib.al/fr5h3IV
https://trib.al/fr5h3IV
November 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
once again tapping the sign
readiness is knowing how many bullets and vehicles and stuff you have and where they are and the best way to get them to where they need to be
but the guy in charge thinks logistics are a bit fruity, so to compensate he has to move big tire
but the guy in charge thinks logistics are a bit fruity, so to compensate he has to move big tire
November 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
readiness is knowing how many bullets and vehicles and stuff you have and where they are and the best way to get them to where they need to be
but the guy in charge thinks logistics are a bit fruity, so to compensate he has to move big tire
but the guy in charge thinks logistics are a bit fruity, so to compensate he has to move big tire
oh fuck
oh geez oh fuck
oh geez oh geez OH GEEZ
oh geez oh fuck
oh geez oh geez OH GEEZ
I guess now that the baseball season’s over I’ll catch up on all the news I missed over the past 6 months
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
oh fuck
oh geez oh fuck
oh geez oh geez OH GEEZ
oh geez oh fuck
oh geez oh geez OH GEEZ
I guess now that the baseball season’s over I’ll catch up on all the news I missed over the past 6 months
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I guess now that the baseball season’s over I’ll catch up on all the news I missed over the past 6 months
I’m sure the plan which is totally real and for sure exists is a fantastic plan and maybe it’s almost too good and that’s why they don’t wanna tell anyone about it
Mike Johnson talks about the Republican "healthcare plan" like it's highly classified information: "We're not gonna be on a conference call explaining all our plans and strategies for healthcare reform, because they're leaked in real time."
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m sure the plan which is totally real and for sure exists is a fantastic plan and maybe it’s almost too good and that’s why they don’t wanna tell anyone about it
they all already went? why would they not go when they all did already?
in what universe does Mookie “pull a Jalen Hurts”? why would he?! he already went! he went because he wanted to be in the same room with Trump laughing along as he rambled about Democrat senators he hates!
absolutely delusional
in what universe does Mookie “pull a Jalen Hurts”? why would he?! he already went! he went because he wanted to be in the same room with Trump laughing along as he rambled about Democrat senators he hates!
absolutely delusional
November 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
they all already went? why would they not go when they all did already?
in what universe does Mookie “pull a Jalen Hurts”? why would he?! he already went! he went because he wanted to be in the same room with Trump laughing along as he rambled about Democrat senators he hates!
absolutely delusional
in what universe does Mookie “pull a Jalen Hurts”? why would he?! he already went! he went because he wanted to be in the same room with Trump laughing along as he rambled about Democrat senators he hates!
absolutely delusional
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If you are a Dodgers fan, you are lower than dogshit to me
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If you are a Dodgers fan, you are lower than dogshit to me
congrats to the Dodgers, I guess
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
congrats to the Dodgers, I guess
the Dodgers winning the World Series and then the LAPD moving in to immediately start tear gassing and beating the shit out of fans who are trying to celebrate is like a Simpsons bit
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
the Dodgers winning the World Series and then the LAPD moving in to immediately start tear gassing and beating the shit out of fans who are trying to celebrate is like a Simpsons bit
way to go, losers
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
way to go, losers
no Kershaw, no Treinen…Dave Roberts is a coward who will not see the gates of Heaven
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
no Kershaw, no Treinen…Dave Roberts is a coward who will not see the gates of Heaven
who do I pay and how much do I have to give them to ensure I never have to see Jon Gruden on my TV again?
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
who do I pay and how much do I have to give them to ensure I never have to see Jon Gruden on my TV again?
I’m honestly too confused by “fake MySpace profile in 2025” to even be upset
some guy whose salary comes from our tax dollars was paid to make this and I have no idea who they think they’re owning here
some guy whose salary comes from our tax dollars was paid to make this and I have no idea who they think they’re owning here
The White House released a page called my safe space, featuring a fake MySpace profile for Hakeem Jeffries using the racist sombrero-mustache combo
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’m honestly too confused by “fake MySpace profile in 2025” to even be upset
some guy whose salary comes from our tax dollars was paid to make this and I have no idea who they think they’re owning here
some guy whose salary comes from our tax dollars was paid to make this and I have no idea who they think they’re owning here
centrist Dems LOVE being like “we told you Donald Trump was bad…we tried to warn you!” and like yeah buddy we knew also
you were not Keeper of the Secret Knowledge
you were not Keeper of the Secret Knowledge
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
centrist Dems LOVE being like “we told you Donald Trump was bad…we tried to warn you!” and like yeah buddy we knew also
you were not Keeper of the Secret Knowledge
you were not Keeper of the Secret Knowledge
pretty tired of all the fuckin Nazi shit
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
pretty tired of all the fuckin Nazi shit
only positive about the Dodgers winning tonight is I found more Dodgers fans to mute
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
only positive about the Dodgers winning tonight is I found more Dodgers fans to mute
lotta things to hate about the Dodgers, but chief among them is that doofy little shimmy they do when they get on base
November 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
lotta things to hate about the Dodgers, but chief among them is that doofy little shimmy they do when they get on base
homeboy’s been Catholic for 10 minutes
JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’
JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’
JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’
www.independent.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
homeboy’s been Catholic for 10 minutes
fitting that Kat Abu got indicted on the same day reports came out about Garland pausing the Trump investigations for the midterms
it’s almost like only one side cares about norms?
it’s almost like only one side cares about norms?
October 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
fitting that Kat Abu got indicted on the same day reports came out about Garland pausing the Trump investigations for the midterms
it’s almost like only one side cares about norms?
it’s almost like only one side cares about norms?