a human, like you
@dying-robot.bsky.social
you’re not my dad I don’t have to talk to you
(pfp is not me)
(pfp is not me)
I’m so mad some consultants forced Tim Walz to say Vance is just another American who wants what’s best for this country and that they just happen to disagree on what that is
fascism aside, JD is a weird little fancy lad creep who hasn’t had a conversation with a normal person in at least a decade
fascism aside, JD is a weird little fancy lad creep who hasn’t had a conversation with a normal person in at least a decade
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I’m so mad some consultants forced Tim Walz to say Vance is just another American who wants what’s best for this country and that they just happen to disagree on what that is
fascism aside, JD is a weird little fancy lad creep who hasn’t had a conversation with a normal person in at least a decade
fascism aside, JD is a weird little fancy lad creep who hasn’t had a conversation with a normal person in at least a decade
oh boy! I can’t wait to find out how to make Pickle Pepsi at home for free!
November 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
oh boy! I can’t wait to find out how to make Pickle Pepsi at home for free!
don’t forget all that valuable real estate on his forehead!
November 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
don’t forget all that valuable real estate on his forehead!
political violence is when you hurt my friend who is a podcaster
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
political violence is when you hurt my friend who is a podcaster
just wear heels, Dave
what’s the difference?
what’s the difference?
November 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
just wear heels, Dave
what’s the difference?
what’s the difference?
Jesse also thinks it’s gay to eat soup
like who even looks at *that guy* and thinks “this is who should decide how to be a man”
like who even looks at *that guy* and thinks “this is who should decide how to be a man”
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Jesse also thinks it’s gay to eat soup
like who even looks at *that guy* and thinks “this is who should decide how to be a man”
like who even looks at *that guy* and thinks “this is who should decide how to be a man”
the more miserable we are the better the time we’re having
this is the way
this is the way
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
the more miserable we are the better the time we’re having
this is the way
this is the way
it would lead to mass dehydration!
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
it would lead to mass dehydration!
crack all three at once and dump em down your gullet like Stone Cold with beer
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
crack all three at once and dump em down your gullet like Stone Cold with beer
avoid any sudden movements
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
avoid any sudden movements
someone in the replies said “they better not”
they already did! it was like 4 months ago! it was very recent!
they already did! it was like 4 months ago! it was very recent!
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
someone in the replies said “they better not”
they already did! it was like 4 months ago! it was very recent!
they already did! it was like 4 months ago! it was very recent!
wait, I thought Minnesota already belonged to you guys?
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
wait, I thought Minnesota already belonged to you guys?
nobody wants to see them and FOR SURE nobody thinks they should get to hold the trophy first
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
nobody wants to see them and FOR SURE nobody thinks they should get to hold the trophy first
wouldn’t shock me if right now Trump fired off a random tweet about how under-appreciated Curt Schilling is for no discernible reason
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
wouldn’t shock me if right now Trump fired off a random tweet about how under-appreciated Curt Schilling is for no discernible reason