Dustin
@dustinelviento.bsky.social
In a love-hate relationship with the Houston Cougars, the Big 12, college sports in general, and the human race.
The perfect time of year for an appearance from Turkey Volume Guessing Man!
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The perfect time of year for an appearance from Turkey Volume Guessing Man!
Me in the group chat just now
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Me in the group chat just now
Come on @thefieldof68.bsky.social do better. There are at least 3-4 angles available of the final play and it was a clear non-foul from every one of them. It's your job as journalists to report objective facts, not platform Steven Pearl's petty nonsense.
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Come on @thefieldof68.bsky.social do better. There are at least 3-4 angles available of the final play and it was a clear non-foul from every one of them. It's your job as journalists to report objective facts, not platform Steven Pearl's petty nonsense.
✅️ Out kicked my coverage
✅️ Put a ring on it
✅️ Took an insanely beautiful wedding photo
✅️ Put a ring on it
✅️ Took an insanely beautiful wedding photo
November 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
✅️ Out kicked my coverage
✅️ Put a ring on it
✅️ Took an insanely beautiful wedding photo
✅️ Put a ring on it
✅️ Took an insanely beautiful wedding photo
So uhhh does this mean we're retiring Jamal's number or...?
October 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
So uhhh does this mean we're retiring Jamal's number or...?
Screenshot since I figured they'd delete it eventually
October 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Screenshot since I figured they'd delete it eventually
I have seen plenty of bad sports writing in my life but holy mother of god this is easily the worst sentence I've ever read.
September 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I have seen plenty of bad sports writing in my life but holy mother of god this is easily the worst sentence I've ever read.
I drove back to work, got a coworker and the baby ducks, took them back to the pond, and gently put the box on its side. I had to coax them out of the box but then they took off for the pond. And then...
August 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I drove back to work, got a coworker and the baby ducks, took them back to the pond, and gently put the box on its side. I had to coax them out of the box but then they took off for the pond. And then...
I had genuinely gotten back into my car, defeated, when I remembered that oh right chat gpt is often full of shit. So I google "black and tan duck with orange beak" and get black-bellied whistling duck as the top hit. I image search the baby version of that and get this pic
August 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I had genuinely gotten back into my car, defeated, when I remembered that oh right chat gpt is often full of shit. So I google "black and tan duck with orange beak" and get black-bellied whistling duck as the top hit. I image search the baby version of that and get this pic
No joke, my skepticism of chat gpt saved these 7 adorable ducklings. Thread (that will end in a heartwarming video of a duck family reunion)
August 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
No joke, my skepticism of chat gpt saved these 7 adorable ducklings. Thread (that will end in a heartwarming video of a duck family reunion)
Cougar soccer exhibition tonight. Real matches next week. Don't look now but the 2025-26 athletics year is upon us.
August 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Cougar soccer exhibition tonight. Real matches next week. Don't look now but the 2025-26 athletics year is upon us.
Between the torrential downpour on the way in and how the first couple innings are playing out, I sure picked a helluva first Astros game of the year
July 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Between the torrential downpour on the way in and how the first couple innings are playing out, I sure picked a helluva first Astros game of the year
Dude is an absolute glutton for punishment
July 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Dude is an absolute glutton for punishment
How freaking good are these cookies that my fiancée's aunt had made for our couples shower
July 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
How freaking good are these cookies that my fiancée's aunt had made for our couples shower
It's ridiculous that human shit stain @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social suggesting that my neighbors deserve to die isn't considered rude, but me calling him a name is
July 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It's ridiculous that human shit stain @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social suggesting that my neighbors deserve to die isn't considered rude, but me calling him a name is
He's persistent, I'll give him that
July 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
He's persistent, I'll give him that
If he's gonna keep texting I'm going to keep trying different tactics
July 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If he's gonna keep texting I'm going to keep trying different tactics
Gotta let him know what's what
July 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Gotta let him know what's what
If we're doing Astros catchers
June 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If we're doing Astros catchers
You may not like it, but this is what two high-agency males looks like
June 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You may not like it, but this is what two high-agency males looks like
Did someone say non-purebred, freaky dude, goofy guy? Bah gawd that's Mowgli's music
June 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Did someone say non-purebred, freaky dude, goofy guy? Bah gawd that's Mowgli's music
