duncan gates
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So, Farewell
Then, DOGE,
Department of
Government Efficiency
Absorbed into
An existing department
For efficiency
time.com/7336327/doge...
Then, DOGE,
Department of
Government Efficiency
Absorbed into
An existing department
For efficiency
time.com/7336327/doge...
DOGE Disbanded: Elon Musk’s Cost-Cutting Project Quietly Ended
Musk said the initiative would save at least $1 trillion. But its website claims to have reached only $214 billion.
time.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So, Farewell
Then, DOGE,
Department of
Government Efficiency
Absorbed into
An existing department
For efficiency
time.com/7336327/doge...
Then, DOGE,
Department of
Government Efficiency
Absorbed into
An existing department
For efficiency
time.com/7336327/doge...
Carol Lynley in the Orson Welles Great Mysteries episode "Death of an Old-Fashioned Girl" makes one of the all-time great character death faces.
It's even better with the context: she's tried to deface a painting, but accidentally stabbed herself in the stomach.
It's even better with the context: she's tried to deface a painting, but accidentally stabbed herself in the stomach.
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Carol Lynley in the Orson Welles Great Mysteries episode "Death of an Old-Fashioned Girl" makes one of the all-time great character death faces.
It's even better with the context: she's tried to deface a painting, but accidentally stabbed herself in the stomach.
It's even better with the context: she's tried to deface a painting, but accidentally stabbed herself in the stomach.
never knowingly unsurprised at how politicians voted for by british people are apparently out of step with british people
british people aren't great
british people aren't great
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
never knowingly unsurprised at how politicians voted for by british people are apparently out of step with british people
british people aren't great
british people aren't great
couldn't care less about xmas ads, but it is LOVELY to hear some prime James
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
couldn't care less about xmas ads, but it is LOVELY to hear some prime James
tough ask for Vanuatu
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
tough ask for Vanuatu
Ed Miliband, i just cannot stay Mili-mad at you
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Ed Miliband, i just cannot stay Mili-mad at you
dyou ever get that kind of... 'lusty' anger? the sort that for its duration changes you inside?
when you temporarily have to change into a sea monster to go hunt submarines?
when you temporarily have to change into a sea monster to go hunt submarines?
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
dyou ever get that kind of... 'lusty' anger? the sort that for its duration changes you inside?
when you temporarily have to change into a sea monster to go hunt submarines?
when you temporarily have to change into a sea monster to go hunt submarines?
something-something 'lessons of history'
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
something-something 'lessons of history'
if you think you're having a bad day, consider 'Big Nose' George Parrott (1834-1881).
He was firstly unfortunate in having a genuinely big nose, and being called 'Parrott'. He was from France so it was probably correctly pronounced 'Parreau', except obviously nobody did that.
He was firstly unfortunate in having a genuinely big nose, and being called 'Parrott'. He was from France so it was probably correctly pronounced 'Parreau', except obviously nobody did that.
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
if you think you're having a bad day, consider 'Big Nose' George Parrott (1834-1881).
He was firstly unfortunate in having a genuinely big nose, and being called 'Parrott'. He was from France so it was probably correctly pronounced 'Parreau', except obviously nobody did that.
He was firstly unfortunate in having a genuinely big nose, and being called 'Parrott'. He was from France so it was probably correctly pronounced 'Parreau', except obviously nobody did that.
'Schrodinger's cat, how are you?'
'Last of the dinosaurs, what happened?'
'Sup, Nessie?'
'What's it like being an octopus?'
and for those of you who fancy a good cry:
'Laika, who's a good girl?' [Answer: You, YOU are]
'Last of the dinosaurs, what happened?'
'Sup, Nessie?'
'What's it like being an octopus?'
and for those of you who fancy a good cry:
'Laika, who's a good girl?' [Answer: You, YOU are]
aight bluesky, if you could ask one animal (living or dead) one question, and get an answer - what would it be?
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
'Schrodinger's cat, how are you?'
'Last of the dinosaurs, what happened?'
'Sup, Nessie?'
'What's it like being an octopus?'
and for those of you who fancy a good cry:
'Laika, who's a good girl?' [Answer: You, YOU are]
'Last of the dinosaurs, what happened?'
'Sup, Nessie?'
'What's it like being an octopus?'
and for those of you who fancy a good cry:
'Laika, who's a good girl?' [Answer: You, YOU are]
aight bluesky, if you could ask one animal (living or dead) one question, and get an answer - what would it be?
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
aight bluesky, if you could ask one animal (living or dead) one question, and get an answer - what would it be?
amused to discover that in the 1908 US Navy spelling alphabet, the word for K was 'Knapsack'
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
amused to discover that in the 1908 US Navy spelling alphabet, the word for K was 'Knapsack'
Highlights of Halloween on the Harringay ladder
November 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Highlights of Halloween on the Harringay ladder
holy shit i love Stellan Skarsgard
November 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
holy shit i love Stellan Skarsgard
'You Mount-ed my Batten-ship!'
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 AM
'You Mount-ed my Batten-ship!'
'Oh you mean really-REALLY don't have it off with them?'
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
'Oh you mean really-REALLY don't have it off with them?'
putting together all the relics to make the Catholic Megazord
October 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
putting together all the relics to make the Catholic Megazord
RIP Nabil Shaban, a legend in so many respects cultbox.co.uk/news/doctor-...
Doctor Who actor, writer, and disability rights advocate Nabil Shaban dies at 72
Jordanian-British actor, writer, and disability rights advocate Nabil Shaban, best know for playing a villain on Doctor Who, has died.
cultbox.co.uk
October 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
RIP Nabil Shaban, a legend in so many respects cultbox.co.uk/news/doctor-...
As a society, we haven't spent enough time referring to Slipknot as 'Slippers'
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
As a society, we haven't spent enough time referring to Slipknot as 'Slippers'
shoulda got Sean Dyche in for the grooming gangs inquiry, steady the ship
October 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
shoulda got Sean Dyche in for the grooming gangs inquiry, steady the ship
The guardian of Aldgate East
October 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The guardian of Aldgate East
pronouncing it 'BOG-onia', like the toilet
October 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
pronouncing it 'BOG-onia', like the toilet