Demure Duende
@duendecilla.bsky.social
Sometimes whimsical hobbit
Ofttimes perturbed goblin
Ofttimes perturbed goblin
Nasha’s rage speech in Mickey 17 is the most accurate representation of my daily inner monologue as we watch the mediocre asshat leaders of the world continue to ruin lives with abandon and without consequence.
May 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Nasha’s rage speech in Mickey 17 is the most accurate representation of my daily inner monologue as we watch the mediocre asshat leaders of the world continue to ruin lives with abandon and without consequence.
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quintessentially american, for us to kill the pope and replace him with one of our own guys
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
quintessentially american, for us to kill the pope and replace him with one of our own guys
People that couldn’t be bothered to vote because “both sides are bad” reek of ignorance, privilege, and the durian fruit that rotted in my friend’s car back in 2016.
May 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
People that couldn’t be bothered to vote because “both sides are bad” reek of ignorance, privilege, and the durian fruit that rotted in my friend’s car back in 2016.
espresso and [try not to be] depresso
May 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
espresso and [try not to be] depresso
“Oh you feel nauseous, you dehydrated little baby? Here’s a $2,000 bill so you never go to the doctor again” #iLovetheUSA
pero but, for real, US healthcare, vete a la chingada post haste.
pero but, for real, US healthcare, vete a la chingada post haste.
May 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“Oh you feel nauseous, you dehydrated little baby? Here’s a $2,000 bill so you never go to the doctor again” #iLovetheUSA
pero but, for real, US healthcare, vete a la chingada post haste.
pero but, for real, US healthcare, vete a la chingada post haste.
Is it possible for an influencer to post a “do this, not this” video without a condescending finger wag?
:condescending finger wag:
:condescending finger wag:
April 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Is it possible for an influencer to post a “do this, not this” video without a condescending finger wag?
:condescending finger wag:
:condescending finger wag:
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My inner monologue will not shut the fuck up.
April 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My inner monologue will not shut the fuck up.
I spent the last 12 hours packing and cleaning and moving ALL of my goods and accouterments, and my Apple Watch has the nerve to tell me I only exercised 4 minutes today.
Biiiiiiiiiitch.
Biiiiiiiiiitch.
March 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I spent the last 12 hours packing and cleaning and moving ALL of my goods and accouterments, and my Apple Watch has the nerve to tell me I only exercised 4 minutes today.
Biiiiiiiiiitch.
Biiiiiiiiiitch.
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"spiderwebs" by no doubt was written about Shelob in peter jackson's "return of the king." not many people know this
March 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"spiderwebs" by no doubt was written about Shelob in peter jackson's "return of the king." not many people know this
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being an adult is understanding that fictional dramas are mostly fantasy and fictional satires are mostly reality
March 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
being an adult is understanding that fictional dramas are mostly fantasy and fictional satires are mostly reality
Sometimes cringe comedy is much better when I imagine the writers coming up with it.
Writer 1: how do we test Judy and BJ this season?
W 2: how about one of them gets sick or paralyzed.
W 1: how so?
W 2: he becomes a competitive pole dancer and falls, of course.
Writer 1: how do we test Judy and BJ this season?
W 2: how about one of them gets sick or paralyzed.
W 1: how so?
W 2: he becomes a competitive pole dancer and falls, of course.
March 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Sometimes cringe comedy is much better when I imagine the writers coming up with it.
Writer 1: how do we test Judy and BJ this season?
W 2: how about one of them gets sick or paralyzed.
W 1: how so?
W 2: he becomes a competitive pole dancer and falls, of course.
Writer 1: how do we test Judy and BJ this season?
W 2: how about one of them gets sick or paralyzed.
W 1: how so?
W 2: he becomes a competitive pole dancer and falls, of course.
I’ve noticed posts [rightfully] calling out shitty “influencers” I’ve never even heard of.
And it’s like, I get it, fuck them, but if you just don’t talk about them, they’ll lose their power.
Bueno, bye.
Unsubscribe.
And it’s like, I get it, fuck them, but if you just don’t talk about them, they’ll lose their power.
Bueno, bye.
Unsubscribe.
March 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’ve noticed posts [rightfully] calling out shitty “influencers” I’ve never even heard of.
And it’s like, I get it, fuck them, but if you just don’t talk about them, they’ll lose their power.
Bueno, bye.
Unsubscribe.
And it’s like, I get it, fuck them, but if you just don’t talk about them, they’ll lose their power.
Bueno, bye.
Unsubscribe.
My innie and I need to have a serious chat about that last episode.
March 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My innie and I need to have a serious chat about that last episode.
“I don’t care that I’m disturbing everyone within a .25 mile radius, I must move these leaves around!”
-people that use leaf blowers, probably.
-people that use leaf blowers, probably.
March 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“I don’t care that I’m disturbing everyone within a .25 mile radius, I must move these leaves around!”
-people that use leaf blowers, probably.
-people that use leaf blowers, probably.
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In a movie ending, he flees the Country and is heading for Russia. But, poor maintenance on the plane causes it to crash in the middle of The Gulf of Zelensky.
March 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
In a movie ending, he flees the Country and is heading for Russia. But, poor maintenance on the plane causes it to crash in the middle of The Gulf of Zelensky.
Abusers love to call themselves victims.
And I love to imagine them sewn into a bear’s skin and burned alive.
And I love to imagine them sewn into a bear’s skin and burned alive.
March 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Abusers love to call themselves victims.
And I love to imagine them sewn into a bear’s skin and burned alive.
And I love to imagine them sewn into a bear’s skin and burned alive.
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me critiquing designer gowns
March 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
me critiquing designer gowns
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if Trump could be aborted now, even the Pope would ok it
March 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
if Trump could be aborted now, even the Pope would ok it
Highly recommend making waffles so you can have a waffle party while watching Severance.
Next week I’ll be attempting Irv’s melon head for dinner.
Next week I’ll be attempting Irv’s melon head for dinner.
February 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Highly recommend making waffles so you can have a waffle party while watching Severance.
Next week I’ll be attempting Irv’s melon head for dinner.
Next week I’ll be attempting Irv’s melon head for dinner.
JFC it’s only been a month
February 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
JFC it’s only been a month
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
February 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
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Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
February 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
Changing my linkedin occupation from Corporate Shill to Starving Artist.
February 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Changing my linkedin occupation from Corporate Shill to Starving Artist.
My dog Bronco for president.
He tells it like it is and he’s saying “I’m a psycho killer and I want to eat your face”.
At least he’s not a hypocrite.
He tells it like it is and he’s saying “I’m a psycho killer and I want to eat your face”.
At least he’s not a hypocrite.
February 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My dog Bronco for president.
He tells it like it is and he’s saying “I’m a psycho killer and I want to eat your face”.
At least he’s not a hypocrite.
He tells it like it is and he’s saying “I’m a psycho killer and I want to eat your face”.
At least he’s not a hypocrite.