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i deciphered the voynich manuscript it says you suck

gonzo (muppet xmas carol voice): "john barleycorn must NOT die"
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why the 70s were better:
—protagonist of reality a slim excited teen
—unions brought govts to their knees (RETVRN)
—mamie eisenhower & sid vicious still with us
—powercuts! (fun adventures for a rural family)
—communism on the march
—no stain yet on the moon was seen
tonight my dishwasher is singing "percy bologna" at me
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
reading abt nero's huge pleasure palace: "the use of gold leaf was ubiquitous"

"the construction of the Golden House… was completed four years later… just six month's before nero's death. the emperor oversaw every detail… "
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
reading a tourist-facing webpage abt places to visit in rome & apparetly it's just fine to be defamatory when yr target is a 2000-yrs-dead emperor who suffered a posthumous broadside of wild bad stories

"most historians name nero himself as the arsonist" -- no they don't, that isn't true
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
NEVER FORGET
budget day always reminds me of an angry letter c.1968 to JUNIOR POINTS OF VIEW (tv show feat. opinions of kids), deploring one day of having to watch parliament instead of kids TV. the start of the letter is sadly lost to time but it concluded with a memorably impotent threat: "OR I'LL BUDGE IT!!!"
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This conundrum comes like a week after "only babies question the value of NATO, why are you showing me a photo of trump?"

When the system collapses, what you (belligerently) call political common sense will evaporate.
We're at a point where reducing prosecutions and incarceration isn't a principled leftist stance, it's the only pragmatic way to keep the system functioning at all. This is an unpalatable reality for carceral ideologues so they have to grope around for magical fixes.
this ongoing crisis of the carceral state is such an infuriatingly blatant opportunity for a public conversation that the carceral state absolutely cannot permit to happen
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
chupacabra: very real, robbed, spectacular
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
this pie talk helps no one, I have no pie

time to prepare a strategic “I am thankful for BEANS ON TOAST” thursday post complete with photo (I have no beans or toast)
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
guess my theory
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Great talk among people how some of the Fanatiques do say that the end of the world is at hand, and that next Tuesday is to be the day. Against which, whenever it shall be, good God fit us all.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
•kesha voice•: LENS FLARE!
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
jesus not now campi flegrei 😔😔😔😔
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
checking to see if i put this father john misty song on infinite repeat for some insane reason but no it really is 13+ mins long (for some insane reason)

why am i listening to father john misty at all you ask

the clue is the joke (and vice versa)
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
andrew eldritch is moving back to thebes

is this anything

(yes it's a very niche mountain goats joek that will mildly amuse 3 ppl, if anyone of them ever see it)
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
background research on a mountain goats song: my moleman-kneejerk to the names "thebes" and "boeotia" is "no that's too classically ancient" (adding: "no that's too many vowels")

anyway the first is one of the oldest continuously inhabited cities in the world so well done thebes
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I think it's important not to get doom brain about this ruling

1) he still got found guilty of criminal damage
2) everyone knows what a prick it is
3) there is legal precedent for it being legal to keep a dossier on, and insult, Graham Linehan
Father Ted co-creator Graham Linehan has been cleared of harassing a transgender activist, but was found guilty of criminal damage to her mobile phone.
Father Ted’s Graham Linehan cleared of transphobic harassment
www.independent.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
time to listen to *NSYNC

(i mean it's a algo-playlist but it gave me *NSYNC to start off with) "("bye bye bye" is good not bad)
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
lying awake trying to remember what ive seen sofia vergara in

wikipedia not helping — unlesss I’m thinking of someone who looks really like her
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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some personal news: I haven't worn this coat in a while and I just found a tiny, stretchy purple skeleton (?) in the pocket
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
grub grabber gumby
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
carville: time to win by sacrificing the minorities
the judgment of history: time to win by sacrificing carville
a man in a cage with the words not the bees written on the bottom
Alt: nic cage in a cage screaming "NOT THE BEES"
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i would simply rank all the star wars movies bottom equal and not watch them

if the yoda-has-more-olives meme counts that can be top (it's also better than all the bond movies)
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
magazines are allowed to run “best of all time” polls only in the issue where they announce they’re ceasing to publish (bcz editors & editorial board are all going to jail)
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
if you dont count the version of A CHRISTMAS CAROL (1984, filmed in shrewsbury bz it looks like a bit like london 150 yrs before) there are two films from where im from

one is GONE TO EARTH (1950 powell & pressburger w/jennifer jones, from a novel by local girl mary webb)
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
the 100m butterfly joke is messing with me: putting me in mind of some massive childhood disappointment based on misapprehending what something was going to be -- except i no longer remember what the something was, only the fact of my sad disappointment 😔😔😔
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM