dtsjr
@dtsjr.bsky.social
Mostly food & pet pics; sometimes legal stuff.
In-house IP & Tech Counsel.
Inner ring STL suburbanite.
All skeets guaranteed 💯 bangers.
2 Kings 2:23-24
In-house IP & Tech Counsel.
Inner ring STL suburbanite.
All skeets guaranteed 💯 bangers.
2 Kings 2:23-24
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dtsjr
@dtsjr.bsky.social
· Nov 6
Made this over coffee, sat on it, watched all day as folks acted the smug fool on Facebook and Twitter, and certainly in a particular group chat I’m ignoring… so, yeah, here you go.
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The mayor of Akron, Ohio. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The mayor of Akron, Ohio. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Pretty sure I know the top ranked term, but let’s confirm it, @profanity.accountant
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Pretty sure I know the top ranked term, but let’s confirm it, @profanity.accountant
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
Good for pork shoulder, though not so much for turkey
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Good for pork shoulder, though not so much for turkey
“Trump always prefers loyalty over competence”
Literally defines the entire administration
Literally defines the entire administration
OPINION: In the service of President Donald Trump, Lindsey Halligan, Trump's second interim appointment as U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, may lose her license to practice law.
This Trump lackey was set up to fail — but her own incompetence helped
In the service of President Donald Trump, Lindsey Halligan, Trump’s second interim appointment as U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, may lose her license to practice law.Who is Halligan?Competence is a key requirement for obtaining and retaining a law license. But nothing in Halliga...
bit.ly
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
“Trump always prefers loyalty over competence”
Literally defines the entire administration
Literally defines the entire administration
We don’t need whatever quackery this is to explain why she can’t pass the bar exam.
Kim Kardashian Learns She Has 'Low' Brain Activity After Getting a Scan: 'That Can't Be'
"The front part of your brain is less active than it should be," Dr. Daniel Amen told Kardashian on the latest episode of "The Kardashians."
www.today.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
We don’t need whatever quackery this is to explain why she can’t pass the bar exam.
LOL at the deliberately comical vagueness here, followed by the tags at the end of the article
"It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But looking at the data (age, high-stress job, cardiac history), it is statistically plausible that IT will HAPPEN in the next thirty-six months. Eighteen, if you factor in hamburger consumption and all the weird bruising."
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
buff.ly
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
LOL at the deliberately comical vagueness here, followed by the tags at the end of the article
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🔥POWERFUL AD ABOUT ICE AGENTS: “What will you say when your kids ask you about your day? A mask can’t hide you from your neighbors, your family, God… you can walk away, but the shame will follow you home.”
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
🔥POWERFUL AD ABOUT ICE AGENTS: “What will you say when your kids ask you about your day? A mask can’t hide you from your neighbors, your family, God… you can walk away, but the shame will follow you home.”
Happy Thanksgiving to all Walmart employees as your head of HR gives an exceptionally demoralizing interview that cnbc calls “insight”.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all Walmart employees as your head of HR gives an exceptionally demoralizing interview that cnbc calls “insight”.
Defensive zone turnovers are getting out of hand for the STL Blues. Binnington should be SCREAMING at his defenders after the last few shifts.
Also, great work Player, on the faceoffs.
Also, great work Player, on the faceoffs.
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Defensive zone turnovers are getting out of hand for the STL Blues. Binnington should be SCREAMING at his defenders after the last few shifts.
Also, great work Player, on the faceoffs.
Also, great work Player, on the faceoffs.
I literally never cared about how this extreme age-gapped couple met until reading this skeet and now I really want to know (even though I still actually don’t really care)
CBS was doing a fluff interview of Bill Belichick to promote his new book. He was asked how he met his girlfriend. From off camera, she instructed him not to answer. (This is all very normal.)
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Bill Belichick's girlfriend shuts down a question posed during CBS interview
Bill Belichick's first book comes out soon.
www.nbcsports.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I literally never cared about how this extreme age-gapped couple met until reading this skeet and now I really want to know (even though I still actually don’t really care)
This makes the “Cardinals linked to Dylan Cease” rumors even funnier because ain’t no way
DYLAN CEASE TO THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS FOR 7 YEARS AND $210,000,000 MY GOODNESS
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This makes the “Cardinals linked to Dylan Cease” rumors even funnier because ain’t no way
Why pay someone to blow all your leaves (like my 3 surrounding neighbors) when you can just wait for a cold front and heavy winds to do it for you (like me, overnight into today)?
Also, I’m not a single issue voter, but only because nobody’s run on banning morning use of gas powered leaf blowers.
Also, I’m not a single issue voter, but only because nobody’s run on banning morning use of gas powered leaf blowers.
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Why pay someone to blow all your leaves (like my 3 surrounding neighbors) when you can just wait for a cold front and heavy winds to do it for you (like me, overnight into today)?
Also, I’m not a single issue voter, but only because nobody’s run on banning morning use of gas powered leaf blowers.
Also, I’m not a single issue voter, but only because nobody’s run on banning morning use of gas powered leaf blowers.
My family pecan pie story is that when I was a toddler in the upper South, my new employee mother was told her dish at the office potluck was pecan pie. Clearly a form of hazing a non-native, saved only by a kindly older coworker telling her aside the recipe is on the side of a Karo syrup bottle.
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My family pecan pie story is that when I was a toddler in the upper South, my new employee mother was told her dish at the office potluck was pecan pie. Clearly a form of hazing a non-native, saved only by a kindly older coworker telling her aside the recipe is on the side of a Karo syrup bottle.
While searching for the Mizzou game, I found that I get The Cowboy Channel and now I’m very invested (to my wife’s annoyance) in all this cowboy rodeo stuff. There was one event where you jump off a running horse and onto a young running bull, grab it by the neck and horns, and wrestle it down. 😳
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
While searching for the Mizzou game, I found that I get The Cowboy Channel and now I’m very invested (to my wife’s annoyance) in all this cowboy rodeo stuff. There was one event where you jump off a running horse and onto a young running bull, grab it by the neck and horns, and wrestle it down. 😳
My health insurance premiums already take tobacco into account.
My life insurance premiums take all this and more into account.
Genetics, disability, pre-existing conditions, family history, etc., however, should play zero role in healthcare affordability.
My life insurance premiums take all this and more into account.
Genetics, disability, pre-existing conditions, family history, etc., however, should play zero role in healthcare affordability.
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My health insurance premiums already take tobacco into account.
My life insurance premiums take all this and more into account.
Genetics, disability, pre-existing conditions, family history, etc., however, should play zero role in healthcare affordability.
My life insurance premiums take all this and more into account.
Genetics, disability, pre-existing conditions, family history, etc., however, should play zero role in healthcare affordability.
Getting an AI to pass the Turing Test is easy if the person doing the UAT is a garden variety imbecile who can’t form a coherent thought without assistance.
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Getting an AI to pass the Turing Test is easy if the person doing the UAT is a garden variety imbecile who can’t form a coherent thought without assistance.
Blessing your timeline with bbq content. Discounted beef regular and short ribs, smoked over charcoal and mixed woods with mustard and sugar-free rub, now on a bed of garlic, onion, and butter with cider and rice wine vinegars, low carb bbq and hot sauces, to wrap and slow cook in a 250 oven.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Blessing your timeline with bbq content. Discounted beef regular and short ribs, smoked over charcoal and mixed woods with mustard and sugar-free rub, now on a bed of garlic, onion, and butter with cider and rice wine vinegars, low carb bbq and hot sauces, to wrap and slow cook in a 250 oven.
“NBC News placed an order… paying the $100 deposit for the purposes of tracking the $499 phone’s development.
After confirming with the credit card company that the transaction was not fraudulent, NBC News received a confirmation email...”
LOL ordering a Trump phone was flagged as fraudulent.
After confirming with the credit card company that the transaction was not fraudulent, NBC News received a confirmation email...”
LOL ordering a Trump phone was flagged as fraudulent.
The Trump Mobile phone is nowhere to be found after months of delay
Trump Mobile has posted conflicting photos of the phone and scrubbed mention of its “Made in the USA” promise.
www.nbcnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“NBC News placed an order… paying the $100 deposit for the purposes of tracking the $499 phone’s development.
After confirming with the credit card company that the transaction was not fraudulent, NBC News received a confirmation email...”
LOL ordering a Trump phone was flagged as fraudulent.
After confirming with the credit card company that the transaction was not fraudulent, NBC News received a confirmation email...”
LOL ordering a Trump phone was flagged as fraudulent.
Oh, well that clears everything up then, I guess
White House Declares All of Trump’s Orders to Military Are Legal
The Trump administration is twisting U.S. military code to take revenge against Democrats who reminded troops to follow the law.
newrepublic.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Oh, well that clears everything up then, I guess
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
Wasn’t prepared for this to the the movie. Probably belongs on the list but No. 1 LOL.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Wasn’t prepared for this to the the movie. Probably belongs on the list but No. 1 LOL.