David
@dsn.bsky.social
Late-40-something. NYC area. Healthcare employee. Ramen junkie. Partnered, but not dead. Schnoodle (and newly adopted Yorkie) dad. Views are mine. He/Him/His.
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Ugh. So the straight men have apparently discovered press on nails.
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February 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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I couldn’t have said it better myself. 😂
February 11, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I couldn’t have said it better myself. 😂
I’ve been saying for years now. The MRI machine sounds like the beat in Martin Solveig’s Hello.
Hey so when I had an MRI I realized that even though I didn’t think I was claustrophobic before I really really don’t like being shoved into a metal tube that plays drunk slap techno music
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I’ve been saying for years now. The MRI machine sounds like the beat in Martin Solveig’s Hello.
I mean, if you insist… 😉
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I mean, if you insist… 😉
JFC. Can I apply to be Step-Daddy?
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January 31, 2026 at 12:59 AM
JFC. Can I apply to be Step-Daddy?
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So… they essentially killed a government employee? Kristi, you got some ‘splanin to do.
Alex Pretti, who was fatally shot by Border Patrol agents on Saturday, was a registered nurse who worked in the ICU at the Veterans Affairs hospital in Minneapolis. “He wanted to be helpful, to help humanity and have a career that was a force of good in the world,” a colleague said. trib.al/0Yb3jXF
January 25, 2026 at 5:35 PM
So… they essentially killed a government employee? Kristi, you got some ‘splanin to do.
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This is all I want to see Democrats doing from now on.
January 25, 2026 at 5:06 PM
This is all I want to see Democrats doing from now on.
Oh. I’ve got somewhere for you to plow your 8 or 9 inches, Mr Mayor. 😈 #imterriblemuriel
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Oh. I’ve got somewhere for you to plow your 8 or 9 inches, Mr Mayor. 😈 #imterriblemuriel
Obligatory snow pic (so far)
January 25, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Obligatory snow pic (so far)
So apparently there’s a “nationwide Microsoft Outlook issue”?!
😂
Just as I was saying how horrible the stock mail app is on iPhone/iPad…
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Just as I was saying how horrible the stock mail app is on iPhone/iPad…
January 23, 2026 at 12:12 AM
So apparently there’s a “nationwide Microsoft Outlook issue”?!
😂
Just as I was saying how horrible the stock mail app is on iPhone/iPad…
😂
Just as I was saying how horrible the stock mail app is on iPhone/iPad…
I know there are people that are against all-Apple-everything, but that fact that some of you LGBTQIAs are still using Spotify after everything kind of blows my mind.
January 21, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I know there are people that are against all-Apple-everything, but that fact that some of you LGBTQIAs are still using Spotify after everything kind of blows my mind.
As a member of the Bluesky Xennial population, here’s your reminder to get that butthole checked if you’re 45 or older. In other news, he lives, and doesn’t have to return for 10 years! 🤲🏼🎉
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
As a member of the Bluesky Xennial population, here’s your reminder to get that butthole checked if you’re 45 or older. In other news, he lives, and doesn’t have to return for 10 years! 🤲🏼🎉
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My toxic trait is that if I SEE a roll of toilet paper placed this way I WILL be flipping it NO matter WHAT
January 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
My toxic trait is that if I SEE a roll of toilet paper placed this way I WILL be flipping it NO matter WHAT
So I actually watched the premier of RPDR 18 this past Friday, but I probably have not watched a full season since …season 7 or 8?
Are there any seasons/spinoffs that I should catch up on?
Are there any seasons/spinoffs that I should catch up on?
January 6, 2026 at 3:36 AM
So I actually watched the premier of RPDR 18 this past Friday, but I probably have not watched a full season since …season 7 or 8?
Are there any seasons/spinoffs that I should catch up on?
Are there any seasons/spinoffs that I should catch up on?
Yeah. Definitely not leaving the house today. 🥶
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Yeah. Definitely not leaving the house today. 🥶
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I DID NOT HAVE STEPHEN COLBERT CALLING HIMSELF A “BOSSY BOTTOM” ON MY NYE BINGO CARD THIS YEAR 😳
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I DID NOT HAVE STEPHEN COLBERT CALLING HIMSELF A “BOSSY BOTTOM” ON MY NYE BINGO CARD THIS YEAR 😳
Gays, Theys, and even Non-Binarys: what are your recs for companies/stores for cute *ahem* underwear? 🤔
December 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Gays, Theys, and even Non-Binarys: what are your recs for companies/stores for cute *ahem* underwear? 🤔
How date they interrupt Jingle Ball for the orange t**twaffle… OMFG. And starting with lies RIGHT OUT THE GATE…. 🤮
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
How date they interrupt Jingle Ball for the orange t**twaffle… OMFG. And starting with lies RIGHT OUT THE GATE…. 🤮
You Lego fans are getting a little out of hand… 🤣
December 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
You Lego fans are getting a little out of hand… 🤣
Mind you @derkbryant.bsky.social sends this to me via text while I’m on a work training with my camera on. 🤣
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Mind you @derkbryant.bsky.social sends this to me via text while I’m on a work training with my camera on. 🤣
Had an in-person on-site meeting today followed by out holiday “mingle” (see also, cutting costs because of 220m deficit) and drinks with my teams…. Gurrrllllll….
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Had an in-person on-site meeting today followed by out holiday “mingle” (see also, cutting costs because of 220m deficit) and drinks with my teams…. Gurrrllllll….
Let’s start an over 30 thread…
47 🤷🏻♂️
47 🤷🏻♂️
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Let’s start an over 30 thread…
47 🤷🏻♂️
47 🤷🏻♂️