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Michael Dambold
@dambold.bsky.social
Senior Data Analyst at a Fortune 500. Web & App Development. Chairman of the Board at the American Board of Design and Research. Open source data analysis on the side. Photography. Opinions mine. Tulsa | Chicago | Houston

https://linktr.ee/dambold
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I’m a designer turned data storyteller and world-builder. I create visuals and experiences that blend clarity, imagination, and quiet luxury, whether it’s a mocktail, a dataset, or a sci-fi universe.

#photography #illustration #comics
I look like I flew out of a dumpster in the middle of a hurricane so no cute coffee selfie this morning
a woman is sitting on a couch wearing a blazer and a white shirt .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch wearing a blazer and a white shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I made crawfish jambalaya!
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
“Queer people need to be more friendly and why don’t I have more queer friends” -people who will not speak to you if you reach out to them
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Reposted by Michael Dambold
First look at Anne Hathaway as Odysseus’ wife Penelope and Mia Goth as Melantho in Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’

(via Empire Magazine)
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Today’s News
a woman is sitting at a table and says the plot thickens ...
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table and says the plot thickens ...
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Send me your favorite starter packs and I’ll share the SFW ones
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Reposted by Michael Dambold
SDO AIA 193 Å imagery beside GOES X-rays showing the first CME due to the minor M-flare followed by the wide coronal EUV wave (shockwave) due to the X4 event. This CME may produce a glancing impact at Earth around 12 UT on Nov 16 based on preliminary modeling.
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Remember Friendster
a bunch of purple balls with faces on them are sitting on top of a table .
ALT: a bunch of purple balls with faces on them are sitting on top of a table .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Reposted by Michael Dambold
Hi5 was an early social platform, launched in 2003. Americans mostly ignored it. Big in Latin America & Southeast Asia with tens of millions of users at its peak, today it’s mostly social games & dating.

Check out your favorite websites with the #WaybackMachine: web.archive.org
🧵
#Wayback1T
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Reposted by Michael Dambold
@dambold.bsky.social Hi there Mike, mug is still going strong- glad to find you off the hellsite!
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This would only be ethical if the creators, crew and actors of the original content were given residuals.
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Reposted by Michael Dambold
I put my human suit on one tentacle at a time, just like everybody else
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Post someone who looks great in a hat
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I need cheese
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
In the middle of a meeting and I need more espresso
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Gold and diamonds are common in the universe. Wood is not because it requires a biome to produce.

So, if we become players on a galactic stage, most likely we would have a lot of wood in our interiors.
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Good morning!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
iPocket
I'm all for fun design, but this is the weirdest, most impractical thing I've seen in a while. 😵‍💫

It's like the designers thought "Let's mimic the feeling of losing your phone inside of a scarf" or "Let's make an iPod sock so big your device wants to fall out!" 🧦

www.macrumors.com/2025/11/11/a...
Apple Debuts iPhone Pocket, a Limited Edition iPod Sock-Style Accessory
Apple has teamed up with Japanese fashion house ISSEY MIYAKE to launch iPhone Pocket , a 3D-knitted limited edition accessory designed to carry an iPhone, AirPods, and other everyday items.
www.macrumors.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
What is everyone’s take on Substack?
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Reposted by Michael Dambold
using gnome hypnosis on the beast guarding the emergency cheese reserves so he’ll let me pass and steal some cheese
July 31, 2024 at 10:16 PM
THATS NOT NICE

Cicadas don’t deserve that type of slander.
Hopefully she crawls back into her hole and I don’t hear about her again.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“If I ever see that guy again”
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM