Dave Lifton
@dslifton.bsky.social
Chicago-based writer, editor and tour guide. A cipher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce. Kummerspeck. Perfect teeth, nice smell, a class act all the way. #LifStrong, my friends.
I don't care about Halls of Fame and I can't stand the guy, but this is absurd.
And I'm also laughing with glee.
And I'm also laughing with glee.
Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 28, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I don't care about Halls of Fame and I can't stand the guy, but this is absurd.
And I'm also laughing with glee.
And I'm also laughing with glee.
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On this Holocaust Remembrance Day, we remember and honor the six million Jewish lives and countless others murdered by the Nazi regime.
Today and every day, it’s on us to not only reflect but act to confront antisemitism and combat hate in all its forms.
Never again.
Today and every day, it’s on us to not only reflect but act to confront antisemitism and combat hate in all its forms.
Never again.
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
On this Holocaust Remembrance Day, we remember and honor the six million Jewish lives and countless others murdered by the Nazi regime.
Today and every day, it’s on us to not only reflect but act to confront antisemitism and combat hate in all its forms.
Never again.
Today and every day, it’s on us to not only reflect but act to confront antisemitism and combat hate in all its forms.
Never again.
When you've lost Fetterman, you've lost ... well, nobody of consequence.
January 27, 2026 at 2:10 PM
When you've lost Fetterman, you've lost ... well, nobody of consequence.
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
Unpopular Narcissist Doesn't Want to Be Booed in Public, Blames Others
President Trump says he won’t attend Super Bowl, criticizes Bad Bunny and Green Day
Trump, who attended last year's game in New Orleans, said next month's contest in California was "just too far away."
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Unpopular Narcissist Doesn't Want to Be Booed in Public, Blames Others
The Rams' defense should have been honkin' on Bobo on that play.
January 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
The Rams' defense should have been honkin' on Bobo on that play.
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They call it "pulling a Vatican"
CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today.
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
January 25, 2026 at 8:10 PM
They call it "pulling a Vatican"
Nick Adams sees this and gets his first erection in decades.
from the Mall of America: “Several off- duty ICE agents eating at Hooters. Vehicle is parked in the parking ramp outside of Hooters”
January 26, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Nick Adams sees this and gets his first erection in decades.
I did not like "How Ya Like Me Now?" the first time I heard it on a commercial and that has not changed all these years and many products later. Please stop asking me.
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I did not like "How Ya Like Me Now?" the first time I heard it on a commercial and that has not changed all these years and many products later. Please stop asking me.
It was not.
Attorney General Pam Bondi: "Our country was founded on law enforcement"
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 24, 2026 at 7:42 PM
It was not.
I told @billchilds.bsky.social a few weeks ago that I'm looking to go this summer because my cousin moved there a few months ago.
Please pinkie promise that when ICE/CBP leaves the Twin Cities you'll think about taking a three-day vacation there, maybe help out all the good businesses that have been hurt by the occupation.
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I told @billchilds.bsky.social a few weeks ago that I'm looking to go this summer because my cousin moved there a few months ago.
As Don Rickles said about Martin Scorcese at the AFI tribute, can someone get him a phone book so we can see him?
Bovino: "Here in the US Border Patrol, I will say unequivocally that we are experts in dealing with children"
January 23, 2026 at 4:31 PM
As Don Rickles said about Martin Scorcese at the AFI tribute, can someone get him a phone book so we can see him?
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The Twin Cities aren’t playing when they say Abolish ICE.
Here’s another graphic for our Minnesota friends.
Here’s another graphic for our Minnesota friends.
January 23, 2026 at 2:56 PM
The Twin Cities aren’t playing when they say Abolish ICE.
Here’s another graphic for our Minnesota friends.
Here’s another graphic for our Minnesota friends.
January 23, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Calling bullshit on this one.
January 23, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Calling bullshit on this one.
@hollywoodsteve.bsky.social Jack Davenport Vance? Makes you think…
January 22, 2026 at 3:19 PM
@hollywoodsteve.bsky.social Jack Davenport Vance? Makes you think…
No Chicago date but a nice break right at the time of Riot Fest.
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January 21, 2026 at 7:24 PM
No Chicago date but a nice break right at the time of Riot Fest.
Aikman and Buck jerked off Kraft so much just now you’d think they were Asian masseuses.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Patriots owner Robert Kraft charged on two counts of first-degree solicitation
Patriots owner Robert Kraft has been charged with two counts of first-degree solicitation of a prostitute, with a scheduled court date of April 24.
www.espn.com
January 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Aikman and Buck jerked off Kraft so much just now you’d think they were Asian masseuses.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
It's snowing so much at the Texans game that Ted Cruz is en route to Mexico.
January 18, 2026 at 10:02 PM
It's snowing so much at the Texans game that Ted Cruz is en route to Mexico.
CJ Stroud is the new Richard Todd.
January 18, 2026 at 9:34 PM
CJ Stroud is the new Richard Todd.
He can’t go into specifics because it’s still Infrastructure Week.
Q: Can you explain how your healthcare plan will affect premiums?
TRUMP: It's a tremendous thing. It's called the great healthcare plan. And we're gonna get tremendous, uh, reductions through, uh, if you look at prescription drugs, they're gonna come down by numbers that have never been seen before
TRUMP: It's a tremendous thing. It's called the great healthcare plan. And we're gonna get tremendous, uh, reductions through, uh, if you look at prescription drugs, they're gonna come down by numbers that have never been seen before
January 16, 2026 at 8:55 PM
He can’t go into specifics because it’s still Infrastructure Week.
This was the very first time I ever put on a baseball glove.
January 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
This was the very first time I ever put on a baseball glove.
About time somebody said that.
WILL CAIN: Joining me now is Democrat Florida congressman Maxwell Frost
FROST: It's "Democratic" congressman
FROST: It's "Democratic" congressman
January 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
About time somebody said that.
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Scott Adams and Charlie Kirk both left behind cartoons.
January 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Scott Adams and Charlie Kirk both left behind cartoons.