The Doctor
@drstevenhobbs.bsky.social
You know, I still haven't figured out who I am. I'll let you know as soon as I do. Read the Alt.
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Dear ICE: They don't let you wear a mask in your mug shot.
Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dear ICE: They don't let you wear a mask in your mug shot.
I've been hiding from my boss.
Good employees are hard to find.
Good employees are hard to find.
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I've been hiding from my boss.
Good employees are hard to find.
Good employees are hard to find.
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A pair of shiny bracelets! They jingle, too! 😜
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
A pair of shiny bracelets! They jingle, too! 😜
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[Agent at the desk] Sir, you have an outstanding warrant.
[Me, an intellectual] Awesome! What do I win?
[Me, an intellectual] Awesome! What do I win?
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
[Agent at the desk] Sir, you have an outstanding warrant.
[Me, an intellectual] Awesome! What do I win?
[Me, an intellectual] Awesome! What do I win?
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That's brilliant.
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
That's brilliant.
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Oh come on. Done be a wet blanket.
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Oh come on. Done be a wet blanket.
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That joke is brilliant. It’s water-tight.
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
That joke is brilliant. It’s water-tight.
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we all do, trust and know
That's how i feel in the lab some days.
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 AM
we all do, trust and know
How do you make a waterbed bouncier?
Fill it with spring water.
Fill it with spring water.
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
How do you make a waterbed bouncier?
Fill it with spring water.
Fill it with spring water.
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Look at these little bird nest fungi!
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Look at these little bird nest fungi!
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Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
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Sounds like a bunch of Marge Simpsons at an arts & crafts fair.
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Sounds like a bunch of Marge Simpsons at an arts & crafts fair.
Scenes from my walk today
youtube.com/shorts/S396A...
youtube.com/shorts/S396A...
I went for a #walk today. This is what I saw. #nature #getoutthere #oregon #seetheworld
YouTube video by steven hobbs
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November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Scenes from my walk today
youtube.com/shorts/S396A...
youtube.com/shorts/S396A...
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a woman with #schittscreek written on the bottom right
Alt: #schittscreek Alexis
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I can see the forest AND the trees.
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I can see the forest AND the trees.
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This time next week, drop by for the free screening of
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Repo! The Genetic Opera
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This time next week, drop by for the free screening of
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Repo! The Genetic Opera
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Have you noticed now that the Epstein files all point back to Donald Trump, his MAGA base wants to change the motherf*cking subject?
These reporters aren’t having it. 🔥🔥🔥
These reporters aren’t having it. 🔥🔥🔥
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Have you noticed now that the Epstein files all point back to Donald Trump, his MAGA base wants to change the motherf*cking subject?
These reporters aren’t having it. 🔥🔥🔥
These reporters aren’t having it. 🔥🔥🔥
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Spin cycle zoomies 😂
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Spin cycle zoomies 😂
[My preplanned cremation order]
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
[My preplanned cremation order]
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Why is it that Australia’s biggest cultural exports are wildly successful children’s entertainment and the most fucked up horror movies you’ve ever seen?
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Why is it that Australia’s biggest cultural exports are wildly successful children’s entertainment and the most fucked up horror movies you’ve ever seen?