Dr. JMac
@drjmac.bsky.social
The internet’s most beloved shrink
Pinned
Dr. JMac
@drjmac.bsky.social
· Dec 30
Ice cream flavors I have made since buying myself an ice cream machine, a thread:
The entire history of cinema was the waiting room for Benoit Blanc uttering the immortal words “scooby dooby doo” youtu.be/0hc8yz5-d5Y?...
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The entire history of cinema was the waiting room for Benoit Blanc uttering the immortal words “scooby dooby doo” youtu.be/0hc8yz5-d5Y?...
Replacing the Predator handshake reaction pic with this
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Replacing the Predator handshake reaction pic with this
I beat the main story of Oblivion for the 2nd time in my life. Decent remake. Weird they didn’t fix some of the not-helpful-to-the-player bugs.
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I beat the main story of Oblivion for the 2nd time in my life. Decent remake. Weird they didn’t fix some of the not-helpful-to-the-player bugs.
If I was an unindicted sex criminal I simply would not go on Twitter or BlueSky and tell the world that id committed a sex crime and gotten away with it, even if it might help the president and his friends
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If I was an unindicted sex criminal I simply would not go on Twitter or BlueSky and tell the world that id committed a sex crime and gotten away with it, even if it might help the president and his friends
“Some leftists take skincare too far”
Incredible line, would be right at home in a 70s spoof movie. I’m never leaving this website
Incredible line, would be right at home in a 70s spoof movie. I’m never leaving this website
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“Some leftists take skincare too far”
Incredible line, would be right at home in a 70s spoof movie. I’m never leaving this website
Incredible line, would be right at home in a 70s spoof movie. I’m never leaving this website
It’s wild that having dinner at his house with a literal Nazi houseguest isn’t the worst behavior Trump is trying to defend himself for this week
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It’s wild that having dinner at his house with a literal Nazi houseguest isn’t the worst behavior Trump is trying to defend himself for this week
TF are Thanksgiving meal surroundings?
Trump shamelessly lies: "Go to Walmart and other companies, and in every case it's about 25% that a Thanksgiving meal and surroundings are 25% lower. That's big fact."
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
TF are Thanksgiving meal surroundings?
A luxuriously long, dangerously hot shower will fix most if not all problems
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
A luxuriously long, dangerously hot shower will fix most if not all problems
Reposted by Dr. JMac
“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated
it's fascinating that you can see when exactly the Reagan revolution happened
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated
We need to return, as a society, to the understanding that gambling is for scumbags and lowlifes, and quit pushing it in every possible advertising platform
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
We need to return, as a society, to the understanding that gambling is for scumbags and lowlifes, and quit pushing it in every possible advertising platform
My brain is broken in some very specific ways, one of which is morbid curiosity, and because of that I can tell you that Jeffery Epstein’s Amazon book buying indicates neither a prolific reader nor an interesting mind. Saved you a click, maybe (probably not). Waste of everyone’s time.
Epstein’s reading list: Emails reveal pedophile’s wide-ranging Amazon picks
Epstein’s reading list: Emails reveal pedophile’s wide-ranging Amazon picks
Epstein’s reading list: Emails reveal pedophile’s wide-ranging Amazon picks
www.independent.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
My brain is broken in some very specific ways, one of which is morbid curiosity, and because of that I can tell you that Jeffery Epstein’s Amazon book buying indicates neither a prolific reader nor an interesting mind. Saved you a click, maybe (probably not). Waste of everyone’s time.
Reposted by Dr. JMac
I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
TFW you had to wake up early and go to work and then go to the doctor and get shots and then spend the rest of the day playing so hard with the homies and then get a bath and you’re just over it #yourdailyjacques #frenchiesofbluesky #dogsofbluesky
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
TFW you had to wake up early and go to work and then go to the doctor and get shots and then spend the rest of the day playing so hard with the homies and then get a bath and you’re just over it #yourdailyjacques #frenchiesofbluesky #dogsofbluesky
It’s actually impressive to have every single piece of clothing be the wrong size for your body
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It’s actually impressive to have every single piece of clothing be the wrong size for your body
The most obvious use of this is pranks. No one walks into a bathroom expecting to a roll of toilet paper that’s 2’ in diameter. You gotta sneak into someone’s house while they’re away and set this bad boy up in the master bathroom. They’ll be so thrown off they’ll instantly constipate.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The most obvious use of this is pranks. No one walks into a bathroom expecting to a roll of toilet paper that’s 2’ in diameter. You gotta sneak into someone’s house while they’re away and set this bad boy up in the master bathroom. They’ll be so thrown off they’ll instantly constipate.
Reposted by Dr. JMac
The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
That is some of the most “well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions” body language I’ve ever seen. My man moving like a dog caught near the scene of a destroyed rotisserie chicken
Trump does not take questions from reporters as he boards Air Force One to head to another weekend getaway at his private club in Florida
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
That is some of the most “well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions” body language I’ve ever seen. My man moving like a dog caught near the scene of a destroyed rotisserie chicken
Dear lord, episode 8 of The Pitt is BRUTAL. I have been stabbed through the heart
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Dear lord, episode 8 of The Pitt is BRUTAL. I have been stabbed through the heart
Setting aside that this is clearly a job that calls for a screw, not a nail… yeesh
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Setting aside that this is clearly a job that calls for a screw, not a nail… yeesh
I bet not one of these life-long rich people can make an even halfway decent sandwich
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I bet not one of these life-long rich people can make an even halfway decent sandwich
From the people who brought you Midas Financial, presumably
This is a real flight school, teaching people to fly planes!!! Like????
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
From the people who brought you Midas Financial, presumably
Rebranding my profession as “mobject analyst”
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Rebranding my profession as “mobject analyst”