Dracula's Mustache
@drewdogyear.bsky.social
Leftist, oddball, wannabe traffic cone - Kate Lux
I'm rewatching Age Of Ultron for the first time in a few years. It wasnt great then, and it hasn't aged well. It's bad in such a Weadony way. I'm sitting around by myself, making fun of it.
"Fury, you son of a bitch."
"Ooh, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
"My mother died in 1936, sir."
"Fury, you son of a bitch."
"Ooh, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
"My mother died in 1936, sir."
February 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I'm rewatching Age Of Ultron for the first time in a few years. It wasnt great then, and it hasn't aged well. It's bad in such a Weadony way. I'm sitting around by myself, making fun of it.
"Fury, you son of a bitch."
"Ooh, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
"My mother died in 1936, sir."
"Fury, you son of a bitch."
"Ooh, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
"My mother died in 1936, sir."
I know what they mean though. Like how a musical saw or a theramin feels spooky to some people. Or the call of a loon. That was his vibe. Spooky isn't a bad thing to be. I aspire to spookiness, but I'm too loud.
I don't know who needs to hear this but Tiny Tim isn't spooky. Tip Toe Through the Tulips isn't spooky. Tiny Tim was an autistic icon who makes me feel nothing but joy
February 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I know what they mean though. Like how a musical saw or a theramin feels spooky to some people. Or the call of a loon. That was his vibe. Spooky isn't a bad thing to be. I aspire to spookiness, but I'm too loud.
Dog-ee.
Politicians should purposely mispronounce it as DOOG.
"your little fake doog outfit or whatever you call it"
"your little fake doog outfit or whatever you call it"
Low on the list but it sucks so tremendously bad that everyone has to say “DOGE" all the time
February 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Dog-ee.
Worse at hands than ai. Damn.
New Behind the Bastards 🛸
Robert and Molly continue their exploration of Venusian health science which apparently involves eating nothing but raw fruit.
@iwriteok.bsky.social @socialistdogmom.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
Robert and Molly continue their exploration of Venusian health science which apparently involves eating nothing but raw fruit.
@iwriteok.bsky.social @socialistdogmom.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
February 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Worse at hands than ai. Damn.
Memento cheese. It's a tasty dip, but you'll forget the recipe if you don't write it down.
(This was terrible, and I am genuinely sorry. Unless you laughed.)
#dadjokes
(This was terrible, and I am genuinely sorry. Unless you laughed.)
#dadjokes
February 5, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Memento cheese. It's a tasty dip, but you'll forget the recipe if you don't write it down.
(This was terrible, and I am genuinely sorry. Unless you laughed.)
#dadjokes
(This was terrible, and I am genuinely sorry. Unless you laughed.)
#dadjokes
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“Why is Elon’s coup not on the front page of the New York Times???”
idk, probably because the NYT is a puzzle game app that happens to also release articles about how trans people aren’t real but are also somehow a menace. It’s like asking why there isn’t a sonnet printed on your toilet paper
idk, probably because the NYT is a puzzle game app that happens to also release articles about how trans people aren’t real but are also somehow a menace. It’s like asking why there isn’t a sonnet printed on your toilet paper
February 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“Why is Elon’s coup not on the front page of the New York Times???”
idk, probably because the NYT is a puzzle game app that happens to also release articles about how trans people aren’t real but are also somehow a menace. It’s like asking why there isn’t a sonnet printed on your toilet paper
idk, probably because the NYT is a puzzle game app that happens to also release articles about how trans people aren’t real but are also somehow a menace. It’s like asking why there isn’t a sonnet printed on your toilet paper
Lent doesn't start until March?? Damn. I wanted a Popeyes fish sandwich.
February 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Lent doesn't start until March?? Damn. I wanted a Popeyes fish sandwich.
Almost like they have a vested interest in not stopping it. Think of how good this will be for fundraising.
January 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Almost like they have a vested interest in not stopping it. Think of how good this will be for fundraising.
18 cage free, vegetarian fed eggs...$7. 12 regular eggs...$7.25. Why would anyone buy the regular eggs. I don't understand people.
January 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM
18 cage free, vegetarian fed eggs...$7. 12 regular eggs...$7.25. Why would anyone buy the regular eggs. I don't understand people.
Vulva. Huge vulva on his neck.
January 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Vulva. Huge vulva on his neck.
They'll always be on a tightrope because they're centrists. Don't wanna go left, so they either capitulate or do nothing.
Democrats eight years ago: If only there was something to be done :/
Democrats five years ago: If only there was something to be done :/
Democrats two years ago: If only there was something to be done :/
Democrats today: If only there was something to be done :/
Democrats five years ago: If only there was something to be done :/
Democrats two years ago: If only there was something to be done :/
Democrats today: If only there was something to be done :/
January 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
They'll always be on a tightrope because they're centrists. Don't wanna go left, so they either capitulate or do nothing.
The same genius who thought tunnels can't flood.
So the dude that just spent $4 billion on processors for his company’s AI just got one-upped by a company that spent $6 million, and this guy is heading up the US efficiency committee? Got it.
January 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The same genius who thought tunnels can't flood.
But they're so messy. The real hack is cutting them in half and making a little sandwich. Watch me explain this in a reply video that's way longer than it needs to be so it can be monetized.
Watch: CAKE HACK: It’s called a cupcake and literally, it is what it says. Like it’s a whole cake in this little cup form. How genius is that? No need to slice. Ugh, we hate the slicing! Getting frosting all on the knife. Arduous motion of the slice! Anyway, it’s a cupcake and I invented this.
January 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
But they're so messy. The real hack is cutting them in half and making a little sandwich. Watch me explain this in a reply video that's way longer than it needs to be so it can be monetized.
This is very "Mussolini made the trains run on time".
I drive long distances for my job, so my self-driving Cybertruck helps reduce my exhaustion. But angry people just put their hate of Elon Musk on me.
I drive a Cybertruck, and I'm sick of people flipping me off. I wish they understood how helpful this car is for me.
I drive long distances for my job, so my self-driving Cybertruck helps reduce my exhaustion. But angry people just put their hate of Elon Musk on me.
www.businessinsider.com
January 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This is very "Mussolini made the trains run on time".
🎶I want a girl with a Dracula light switch🎶
January 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
🎶I want a girl with a Dracula light switch🎶
It took me a long moment to realize this was a cat moving toward the camera, not a goose looking away.
Here is an angel of summer coming to give you hope in this freezing month! 🌼 Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s.
January 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It took me a long moment to realize this was a cat moving toward the camera, not a goose looking away.
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Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it, and those who can remember the past are like, what the hell, man?
January 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it, and those who can remember the past are like, what the hell, man?
That's just one of many ways I'd be dead if I was born more than 50 years earlier.
if i was around in the late 20s / early 30s i would fill my basement with legal heroin and cocaine for like $75 and never be seen again
January 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
That's just one of many ways I'd be dead if I was born more than 50 years earlier.
I moved the shortcut for this app to the home page of my phone. It's where the app for the front door of my building was. Its icon is also a butterfly, oddly enough. Surely this won't cause problems.
January 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I moved the shortcut for this app to the home page of my phone. It's where the app for the front door of my building was. Its icon is also a butterfly, oddly enough. Surely this won't cause problems.
That's when you need a stick.
January 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
That's when you need a stick.
The worst is when they make you flip back through the calendar month by month. I'm almost 508 months old. I don't have time for that.
January 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The worst is when they make you flip back through the calendar month by month. I'm almost 508 months old. I don't have time for that.
The one I got as a kid was "You're a jew, but you're alright". Gee thanks? You're in middle school and already antisemitic? Your parents must be so proud and awful.
January 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The one I got as a kid was "You're a jew, but you're alright". Gee thanks? You're in middle school and already antisemitic? Your parents must be so proud and awful.
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