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dreamingschumann.bsky.social
Jacob is FASTER THAN FEAR
@dreamingschumann.bsky.social
Graduate student in Necromusicology & Neo-Fantastamagoric Literature at Shiz University. All opinions my own

Wannabe Poet, Will-be Composer

(He/Him, 24, 🏳️‍🌈)
Btw I’m giving up social media for lent (not really religious it’s just a good excuse) byeeeeeee
March 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Keep calm and carry on my wayward son of a bitch better have my money makes the world go around the world go around the world go around the world around the world around the world around the world is your oyster cult of the lamb to the slaughterhouse five stages of grief I saw that it was just love
February 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’ve seen people already making fun of the guy but has that shit ON
they did really good with the designs for these two
February 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sorry if this makes me a crying piss baby but I was indeed a little underwhelmed by the Pokémon presents. Like Champions and ZA are cool!!! Everything else was like… mobile app updates.
February 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’ll admit: Twitter is a bit more fun if you treat it as a mini game to see how many blue checks you can block as you scroll. Very cathartic in a whack-a-mole kinda way
February 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I wouldn’t sell out my sisters for this but there ARE some cousins that should watch their backs
February 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Let’s see if that little gay boy from narnia was onto something
February 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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i'm totally unconvinced of the whole "we need to embrace the people that turn on Trump after they get screwed personally." they were totally on board with the right fucking over other people and shouldn't be embraced until they actually change. you shouldn't make tactical alliances with Ernst Rohm.
This guy would’ve found a way to rationalize the layoffs as being necessary and good if he hadn’t been personally let go. This kind of person is incapable of having any empathy or understanding until it affects them.
February 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The orchestration to me is inoffensive, if bland, but I will say that Brahms’ requiem is VERY fun to sing.
I really like Brahms's chamber and piano stuff but please stop gaslighting us about the symphonies and the requiem. Foaming at the mouth and for what? a few good melodies over the worst orchestration you've heard in your life
February 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Me anytime there’s five of anything in a movie: “Is this about the stages of grief?
February 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Zosan AU where the straw hats don’t meet Sanji until they accidentally crash his wedding in Whole Cake Island and they still manage to make enemies with Big mom and run away with the groom
February 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I might have to mute the word musk at this point I genuinely don’t know if I can take it
February 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I’ve held a kind of pet theory for a few years that China will be to the 21st century as the USA was to the 20th and Great Britain was to the 19th

Which is to say, America being on top of the world is sooooo over
one thing I am moderately confident on now is that China is the leading global scientific power by 2030.
February 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
2001: A Space Odyssey is a very 20th century film, for better or for worse
February 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Would love for this site to embrace more hostility towards this kind of sane-washed bullshit, what twitter is calling #darkwoke
These people have built up their followings through laundering the most vile shit imaginable, up to and including the concept of the company town.

Now they're in a place where for the moment that's unacceptable, and for them it's simply intolerable.
February 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
DONT ask me to explain my reasoning but I’m infinitely more willing to trust someone trying to sell me their book than someone trying to sell me their online course
February 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The horns during that one part of Beethoven’s Third
an earlymotif is where a musician plays the leitmotif at the wrong time
February 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Me when the Canada-US War breaks out and my Canadian mutuals have to put me down
February 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If you call it the Super Bowl instead of “the big game” they do this to you
February 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Kinda excited for the tariffs in the way fire drills are exciting when you realize it’s not a drill and something’s actually going on.

Will the whole thing actually go up in smoke? Did someone just try to light a cigarette in the bathroom? Who Knows!
February 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
All I’m saying is I’m getting proven right a lot nowadays about people who formed their worldview pre-trump
My kind of pet theory is that politics/political culture evolved so glacially pre-trump that anyone who forged their worldview then cannot correctly estimate how much damaging change he’s capable of

Everyone I talk to over the age of ~35 has been saying “surely he can’t do that” for 12 years now
February 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There’s this thing I hate that happens online where people make statements with very clear implications and then get mad when people respond to those implications
February 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
He call me kronk how I’m pulling his lever
January 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Not to be all hashtag “gen z revolution” but there is genuinely a growing amount of inconsolable rage in young left-leaning people and I feel like it will legitimately explode one way or another depending on who can give them an actual focal point first
January 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM