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Union Carpenter. Local Landmark. Stories about me are probably true but I tell them better.
3 y.o.: WINNIE DA POOH!
Me: Actually, that's the Haribo bear
3 y.o.: WHY NOT!?
Me: Well, unlike Haribo bear, Winnie doesn't have pierced nipples
Me: Actually, that's the Haribo bear
3 y.o.: WHY NOT!?
Me: Well, unlike Haribo bear, Winnie doesn't have pierced nipples
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
3 y.o.: WINNIE DA POOH!
Me: Actually, that's the Haribo bear
3 y.o.: WHY NOT!?
Me: Well, unlike Haribo bear, Winnie doesn't have pierced nipples
Me: Actually, that's the Haribo bear
3 y.o.: WHY NOT!?
Me: Well, unlike Haribo bear, Winnie doesn't have pierced nipples
Every generation re-invents Elvis from first principles
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Every generation re-invents Elvis from first principles
In Philly you would have been like unto a God
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
In Philly you would have been like unto a God
I think this is the same one
September 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think this is the same one
Sesame Street just posted these on Facebook I almost woke my toddler laughing
September 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Sesame Street just posted these on Facebook I almost woke my toddler laughing
Happy Birthday to me
August 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Happy Birthday to me
My daughter also loves this one
July 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My daughter also loves this one
Looking to try Bea Wolf by Zach Weinersmith soon
July 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Looking to try Bea Wolf by Zach Weinersmith soon
Oops! All Bards
July 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oops! All Bards
Wish you would
July 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Wish you would
Just ask yourself "How would Bandit or Chili say this word" and it flows better
June 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just ask yourself "How would Bandit or Chili say this word" and it flows better
Found a cool snail
June 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Found a cool snail
Oh, your kids got you a coffee mug for father's day? that's cute
June 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh, your kids got you a coffee mug for father's day? that's cute
Ice T is a Kangaroo in this fun action romp!
June 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Ice T is a Kangaroo in this fun action romp!
I've got a bottle of this next to my stove for egg and cheese sandwiches
June 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I've got a bottle of this next to my stove for egg and cheese sandwiches
Actual Disney villain shit
June 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Actual Disney villain shit
little off-topic but the Women's Football Alliance's Rochester team that was originally named The Upstate Lady Predators
May 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
little off-topic but the Women's Football Alliance's Rochester team that was originally named The Upstate Lady Predators
Bingo's not a life skill but I do have some apprehension about the value of a degree from a school that doesn't understand how it's played
May 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Bingo's not a life skill but I do have some apprehension about the value of a degree from a school that doesn't understand how it's played
Me: This ceaseless overtime has wrought havoc upon my body and mind
Foreman: They want us to start working Sundays too
Foreman: They want us to start working Sundays too
May 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Me: This ceaseless overtime has wrought havoc upon my body and mind
Foreman: They want us to start working Sundays too
Foreman: They want us to start working Sundays too