Draino Drinker
@draino-drinker.bsky.social
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A man downloads the "Destroy All Opps" app on his new iPhone. You won't believe what happens next...
December 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
A man downloads the "Destroy All Opps" app on his new iPhone. You won't believe what happens next...
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Guy stuck in 2011 who makes a rage comic about calling ICE to get Justin Bieber deported
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Guy stuck in 2011 who makes a rage comic about calling ICE to get Justin Bieber deported
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Horny Minecraft Movie script:
Jason Mamoa: “you want me to fuck the chicken?”
*minecraft chicken spreads legs*
Jack Black: “Chicken pussy!”
Jason Mamoa: “you want me to fuck the chicken?”
*minecraft chicken spreads legs*
Jack Black: “Chicken pussy!”
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Horny Minecraft Movie script:
Jason Mamoa: “you want me to fuck the chicken?”
*minecraft chicken spreads legs*
Jack Black: “Chicken pussy!”
Jason Mamoa: “you want me to fuck the chicken?”
*minecraft chicken spreads legs*
Jack Black: “Chicken pussy!”
Bitches want all the benefits of a sugar daddy without the responsibilities 🤣🤣🤣 sorry kitten if you want your allowance you better drive Daddy to my colonoscopy appointment!
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Bitches want all the benefits of a sugar daddy without the responsibilities 🤣🤣🤣 sorry kitten if you want your allowance you better drive Daddy to my colonoscopy appointment!
Let God Sort Em Out keeps getting better after every listen. I don’t say that to many albums
What's the best album of 2025?
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Let God Sort Em Out keeps getting better after every listen. I don’t say that to many albums
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My ex-wife will be insanely jealous when she finds out I am now in a parasocial relationship with an incredibly hot V-Tuber #wnningthebreakup
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My ex-wife will be insanely jealous when she finds out I am now in a parasocial relationship with an incredibly hot V-Tuber #wnningthebreakup
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I, for one, think it's hilarious that Saquon Barkley's skills regressed like a million years after hanging out with Trump in April.
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I, for one, think it's hilarious that Saquon Barkley's skills regressed like a million years after hanging out with Trump in April.
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me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
Hooked up with a Cold Stone Creamery employee last night and today she texted me “like it.” Chat am I cooked?
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Hooked up with a Cold Stone Creamery employee last night and today she texted me “like it.” Chat am I cooked?
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CORRECTION: A *third* potato has been named after Prince.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
CORRECTION: A *third* potato has been named after Prince.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Trying the three day free nebula deal om nom nom so many videos
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Trying the three day free nebula deal om nom nom so many videos
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
My face when I see a virtue signaling quirk chungus
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My face when I see a virtue signaling quirk chungus
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LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 AM
LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social
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When I hop out the Porsche 911 they never forget it 🔥💯
October 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
When I hop out the Porsche 911 they never forget it 🔥💯
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Whether it's young Democrats expressing their support for DEI or young Republicans saying "I love Hitler,' both sides have expressed controversial opinions.
October 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Whether it's young Democrats expressing their support for DEI or young Republicans saying "I love Hitler,' both sides have expressed controversial opinions.
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the greatest moment in tic tac toe history
October 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
the greatest moment in tic tac toe history