Captain Dragontickler
@dragontickler.bsky.social
Uncreative, unfunny, unproductive, unbearably cool
There are starving children in Africa
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
There are starving children in Africa
you ever had an AI just make up an answer then admit it when you call them out on it? They arent smart they’re data aggregators that will give answers for treats and make up answers when you don’t like their answers. They’re not smart they’re a validation seeking dewey decimal system of fake books
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
you ever had an AI just make up an answer then admit it when you call them out on it? They arent smart they’re data aggregators that will give answers for treats and make up answers when you don’t like their answers. They’re not smart they’re a validation seeking dewey decimal system of fake books
the FBI say thats bad
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
the FBI say thats bad
Let’s see where this goes *trips and falls over pants, rolls down stairs, into car, drives 3 blocks, continues falling into 7-11, slurpee machine is broken, this trip is a failure*
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Let’s see where this goes *trips and falls over pants, rolls down stairs, into car, drives 3 blocks, continues falling into 7-11, slurpee machine is broken, this trip is a failure*
Every pope has to pick at least one phile, this one actually got it right
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Every pope has to pick at least one phile, this one actually got it right
Untrue, the penis might than the s word (that’s Satan, everyone knows the s word is satan)
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Untrue, the penis might than the s word (that’s Satan, everyone knows the s word is satan)
they were so concerned with if they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
they were so concerned with if they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
easy, he *was* whipping for the leader. Schumer just thinks we are all
incredibly stupid.
incredibly stupid.
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
easy, he *was* whipping for the leader. Schumer just thinks we are all
incredibly stupid.
incredibly stupid.
epstein was dead almost immediately, the kind of blackmail material she must have to not only be alive still but upgraded to a cushy minimum security vacation facility has got to be staggering.
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
epstein was dead almost immediately, the kind of blackmail material she must have to not only be alive still but upgraded to a cushy minimum security vacation facility has got to be staggering.
His name will be Fw310#erty, pronounced dorkboy. He will be dead in 4 days.
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
His name will be Fw310#erty, pronounced dorkboy. He will be dead in 4 days.
They legitimately do not, these are the people who have people that have people that bring their food.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
They legitimately do not, these are the people who have people that have people that bring their food.
Lemonade that can kill you and a program that tells you to kill yourself, the fact that no one recognized the potential brand synergy there is crazy, AI sending you to Panera to drink yourself to death with sponsored placement could have made someone a mint.
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Lemonade that can kill you and a program that tells you to kill yourself, the fact that no one recognized the potential brand synergy there is crazy, AI sending you to Panera to drink yourself to death with sponsored placement could have made someone a mint.
It would probably be more important to me if I had any but since I don’t I’m pretending not to care.
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It would probably be more important to me if I had any but since I don’t I’m pretending not to care.
The glizzy gambit is a fairly risky legal strategy.
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The glizzy gambit is a fairly risky legal strategy.
it’s patriotic.
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
it’s patriotic.
“Here is why massive populist victories mean my angry rich boss says you lost”
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“Here is why massive populist victories mean my angry rich boss says you lost”
The GOP has spent the last 30 days with both middle fingers raised to every american.
its not a very effective campaign strategy downballot.
its not a very effective campaign strategy downballot.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The GOP has spent the last 30 days with both middle fingers raised to every american.
its not a very effective campaign strategy downballot.
its not a very effective campaign strategy downballot.
Sure they are, patriots showed up, that's why she kicked his ass.
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Sure they are, patriots showed up, that's why she kicked his ass.
its going to *keep* getting better too, tonight wasn't just a win the big races were savage. despite the massive media blitz they got freaking annihilated and I have no doubt the screeching fit from them for the next few days is just going to be the most satisfying tantrum.
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
its going to *keep* getting better too, tonight wasn't just a win the big races were savage. despite the massive media blitz they got freaking annihilated and I have no doubt the screeching fit from them for the next few days is just going to be the most satisfying tantrum.
I may have breached containment to poke at quite a few of them tonight and they are SALTY. Its nourishing.
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I may have breached containment to poke at quite a few of them tonight and they are SALTY. Its nourishing.
Dont forget about multiple members of the billionaire class publicly pledging massive warchests to take him down.
NYC was not for sale to these snakes and its a good night.
NYC was not for sale to these snakes and its a good night.
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Dont forget about multiple members of the billionaire class publicly pledging massive warchests to take him down.
NYC was not for sale to these snakes and its a good night.
NYC was not for sale to these snakes and its a good night.
our galactic ascendancy on the back of jalapeno corn bread with honey butter will be the single greatest moment of our dumb species.
October 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
our galactic ascendancy on the back of jalapeno corn bread with honey butter will be the single greatest moment of our dumb species.
I mean either way is fine with me I just want to know if I’m asking to pet your client or your horrific secret, either way I pets.
October 31, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I mean either way is fine with me I just want to know if I’m asking to pet your client or your horrific secret, either way I pets.