Captain Dragontickler
@dragontickler.bsky.social
Uncreative, unfunny, unproductive, unbearably cool
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I am sorry about the dead patch in the gulf of mexico I was married to the sea and when we split it took half of my microplastics collection
Making slug eyes like I’m being attacked by pennywise
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Making slug eyes like I’m being attacked by pennywise
americans: people are going to be starving on thanksgiving, this is unheard of
The Natives that brought starving pilgrims food:
The Natives that brought starving pilgrims food:
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
americans: people are going to be starving on thanksgiving, this is unheard of
The Natives that brought starving pilgrims food:
The Natives that brought starving pilgrims food:
So some ex Fox News drunk asshole sits in the back of a plane and MAGA loses their shit fawning over him, do I have that about right?
October 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
So some ex Fox News drunk asshole sits in the back of a plane and MAGA loses their shit fawning over him, do I have that about right?
To anyone having trouble with all the modern… this, just remember, it could happen tomorrow.
October 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
To anyone having trouble with all the modern… this, just remember, it could happen tomorrow.
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I just… what the fuck is even happening
September 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I just… what the fuck is even happening
pretty insane how we have buit a society where people convinced themselves that giving everyone guns would result in politeness by mutually assured destruction. Turns out people get mad and they just say “hey, destruction seems fine, here I gooooooo”
September 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
pretty insane how we have buit a society where people convinced themselves that giving everyone guns would result in politeness by mutually assured destruction. Turns out people get mad and they just say “hey, destruction seems fine, here I gooooooo”
What is in between the soup and nuts? Is the soup becoming nuts? What even does this mean?
July 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
What is in between the soup and nuts? Is the soup becoming nuts? What even does this mean?
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Speed pooping videos, stool assisted run
June 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Speed pooping videos, stool assisted run
Benihana means family
June 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Benihana means family
When people like my posts it means they are good people
May 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
When people like my posts it means they are good people
wait, wouldnt it be bad to have hearing aids?
March 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
wait, wouldnt it be bad to have hearing aids?
I like how this leak not only shows how incompetent these idiots are, but also proves that the second there’s actual work to do no one even *considers* involving Donald Trump. They just completely cut him out, everyone hates his ass.
March 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I like how this leak not only shows how incompetent these idiots are, but also proves that the second there’s actual work to do no one even *considers* involving Donald Trump. They just completely cut him out, everyone hates his ass.
Moon Knight + Shovel Knight = Spoon Knight
March 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Moon Knight + Shovel Knight = Spoon Knight
Again, it fell apart *again*, not it fell apart, that was the headline the first time. no they keep screwing up over and over.
Looks like wasted government subsidy to me.
Looks like wasted government subsidy to me.
BREAKING: Debris over the Bahamas after SpaceX Starship falls apart during test flight
March 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Again, it fell apart *again*, not it fell apart, that was the headline the first time. no they keep screwing up over and over.
Looks like wasted government subsidy to me.
Looks like wasted government subsidy to me.
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Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome x.com/repalgreen/s...
Congressman Al Green on X: "Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl" / X
Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl
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March 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome x.com/repalgreen/s...
The castle you are in is being cursed. To your left, Lumiere, oh no candle! To your right, cogsworth, oh man he’s a clock now, then it hits you, Hans G Krapper…
March 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The castle you are in is being cursed. To your left, Lumiere, oh no candle! To your right, cogsworth, oh man he’s a clock now, then it hits you, Hans G Krapper…
I don’t know how many of you have toured the capitol building but it’s much smaller than it looks in pictures, you’re super close to everyone. All those Dems were just feet away from Trump, when they talk shit he does hear it and he does see you.
And with the exception of one they just sat there.
And with the exception of one they just sat there.
March 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I don’t know how many of you have toured the capitol building but it’s much smaller than it looks in pictures, you’re super close to everyone. All those Dems were just feet away from Trump, when they talk shit he does hear it and he does see you.
And with the exception of one they just sat there.
And with the exception of one they just sat there.
me re-reading my skeets every time they get a like
March 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
me re-reading my skeets every time they get a like
As the kool aid guy says “awwwww yup”
March 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
As the kool aid guy says “awwwww yup”
Is this anything
February 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Is this anything
I miss when Smithers was black
February 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I miss when Smithers was black
oh no I dont like severance head hole no sir I dont like it
February 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
oh no I dont like severance head hole no sir I dont like it