Captain Dragontickler
@dragontickler.bsky.social
Uncreative, unfunny, unproductive, unbearably cool
the FBI say thats bad
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
the FBI say thats bad
americans: people are going to be starving on thanksgiving, this is unheard of
The Natives that brought starving pilgrims food:
The Natives that brought starving pilgrims food:
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
americans: people are going to be starving on thanksgiving, this is unheard of
The Natives that brought starving pilgrims food:
The Natives that brought starving pilgrims food:
savin this for later
September 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
savin this for later
I like how this leak not only shows how incompetent these idiots are, but also proves that the second there’s actual work to do no one even *considers* involving Donald Trump. They just completely cut him out, everyone hates his ass.
March 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I like how this leak not only shows how incompetent these idiots are, but also proves that the second there’s actual work to do no one even *considers* involving Donald Trump. They just completely cut him out, everyone hates his ass.
bluesky cropping doing you dirty here
March 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
bluesky cropping doing you dirty here
me re-reading my skeets every time they get a like
March 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
me re-reading my skeets every time they get a like
Is this anything
February 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Is this anything
They’re gonna make the illegal thing double secret illegal! after all they tried to go into the first place that Elon illegally raided and the security guard said “no” so what else are they gonna do.
Meanwhile, politicians in Korea when the president tried this shit:
Meanwhile, politicians in Korea when the president tried this shit:
February 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
They’re gonna make the illegal thing double secret illegal! after all they tried to go into the first place that Elon illegally raided and the security guard said “no” so what else are they gonna do.
Meanwhile, politicians in Korea when the president tried this shit:
Meanwhile, politicians in Korea when the president tried this shit:
my to my wife wife when she tells me shes going to throw away my nasty ass pillow:
February 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
my to my wife wife when she tells me shes going to throw away my nasty ass pillow:
"when asked why discussions couldnt start earlier than that she slid this comic across the table and walked away"
February 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"when asked why discussions couldnt start earlier than that she slid this comic across the table and walked away"
this isnt fair does this look like the face of a man with questionable decision makin... pbffhahaha
January 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
this isnt fair does this look like the face of a man with questionable decision makin... pbffhahaha
I can describe metal gear solid the board game in 2 pictures
January 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I can describe metal gear solid the board game in 2 pictures
Blew through a couple missions of the metal gear solid board game, this may be the best video game adaptation ever made, what a freaking production. Amazing.
January 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Blew through a couple missions of the metal gear solid board game, this may be the best video game adaptation ever made, what a freaking production. Amazing.
captures my mood perfectly actually
January 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
captures my mood perfectly actually
does it come with one of these to retrieve items in the middle
January 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
does it come with one of these to retrieve items in the middle
Hitler joining the group chat like
January 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Hitler joining the group chat like