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David Perlowski
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Cook, gamer, world-traveller, but still a hobbit at heart.

Currently living in Portugal, and looking back in horror.
To quote "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"...
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Wait for it...
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
First holidays in a new home, new country, new continent. But the tree is lit, so Lister will finally make peace with it.
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
366 days ago, I woke up to "President Trump". 365 days ago, I had already made up my mind to move to Portugal and was already starting language lessons.
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Did someone ask for Rice Christies?
October 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Finally rebuilt my spice rack here in Portugal to the point I can make curry powder. Yes, you can buy it, but what else are you using mace for? It goes stale.
September 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Today's adventure in Portuguese food is hot dogs in a jar. I was prepared to be grossed out because they look like medical samples. Nope. Utterly bland, like turkey dogs. Stick with their native bratwurst like sausages.
September 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Obligatory
August 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Nothing to see here. Just your daily chicken.
August 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My windowboxes arrived a week ago. My basil is already sprouting. (I need to find out where to buy pine nuts) I have until 4 September to take my Portuguese language placement test, and cram as much duolingo as possible in advance.
August 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Tomorrow, I might finally head to the beach and get photos of the ocean. It's only 74F/23C tomorrow. Sounds like perfect beach weather. I'd mention that it'll be sunny, tomorrow, but this is Portugal.
August 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Slow day here in Porto, so I took a tour of the Chamber of Commerce. This is the ballroom of the. Chamber. Of. Commerce.
August 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Greetings from sunny (but mild) Portugal. Finally made good my escape yesterday evening, and I'm settling in. This was the view from my plane arriving in Lisbon this morning. There's always another dawn coming.
July 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I AM old! I even have the t shirt to prove it!
July 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
June 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
June 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is threatening to mobilize the US Marines against the citizens of Los Angeles for protesting the armed removal of US persons without warrant or due process.

This is a violation of Posse Comitatus, and a violation of the US Constitution.
June 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I'll do you one better. WHY is Trump?
June 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
June 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I get extremely uncomfortable whenever Trump refers to "beautiful 15 year old babies".
May 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
It's been a while since my last commencement, but I don't remember ever seeing a dedicated "blonde sorority girl" section in the past....
May 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
May 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Farewell, Val Kilmer. The inspiration and guiding star behind my eleven years of undergraduate study.
April 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Spot check.
Gas: up 8 cents
Eggs: up $1.28
Dow: down exactly 1900
Tesla: down 164.52
NASDAQ: down 2443.85
Trump Media (DJT): down 51% at 19.63
April 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM