Not when Dear Leader does it.

I appreciate your restraint in calling the hypothetical federal agent "Figgis McHiggis" instead of "Fatass McHaggis".

If a muckraking journalist were transported to our time from 1925, I wonder how long he would spend shouting "GOTCHA!" before he realized that nobody's career was ending like it should.

COLUMBO: And this, uh, werewolf you mentioned, you say you met him, uh...

KOLCHAK: On the cruise, yes.

COLUMBO: The cruise your coworker couldn't go on?

KOLCHAK: Because he got audited.

COLUMBO: Gotcha. Well, that all checks out, you have a nice dinner. I gotta get home for meatloaf, myself.

In Search of... Pornography

"The Democratic activist wing [...] the more they foist that kind of approach on their own party, the more they do harm [...] I’m not a Democrat; I don’t have any stake in the Democratic Party as an institution."

You don't? Whom exactly are you expecting to oppose these fascists, then, David?

The long game is to jack-up food prices until white people sign-off on reimposing slavery.

How many times are you folks going to interview the same liar about the same lies?

How many times are you folks going to interview the same liar about the same lies?

LEAR: Which of you daughters loves me the most?

GONERIL: I love you to the Moon, to the bottom of the sea, to the end of time.

REGAN: I love you to the Moon and back, well beneath the seafloor, till eternity loops back around itself and again.

CORDELIA: What the FUCK kind of QUESTION is that?

Schumer absolutely wanted this outcome, despite his “vote.” It’s so obvious that he cherry-picked members who were retiring and/or not up for re-election to “take the hit.” #maddow

SAILOR: Many a wreck I seen in my time aboard this Earth. One thing I learnt, the Sea be a harsh mistress, and not to be trifled with.

LAKE SUPERIOR: [singsong] Oh, boyyyyys...!

S: Get ye gone, Sea! Ye've had enough o' me!

L: Oh, I'M not a sea, Lover. Fresh water, see?

S: [tempted] Aye...