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Dougal Campbell
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I make stuff that makes the web.
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Seems legit.
Q: What’s one thing Republican women have that Democrat women don’t? A: A husband with a GRINDR account.
October 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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August 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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August 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I would be soooooo pissed.
August 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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What's a non-tariffed country that I could import large quantities of orange voodoo dolls from? Asking for a friend. … It's me. I'm the friend.
August 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Costco’s history is so interesting!
From Facebook page “Seattle Fun Events”: The original Costco opened in Seattle in 1983 (pictured). The idea was simple but innovative: sell bulk products at low prices by requiring customers to buy a membership. Annual memberships allowed Costco to offer razor-thin margins, attracting value-conscious consumers and businesses alike. The Kirkland Signature brand was introduced in 1995, and today there are now over 870 locations around the world. Costco is known for $1.50 hot dog and soda combos, rotisserie chickens for $4.99, wondering why the Epstein files haven't been released, and low employee turnover due to fair wages and benefits.
August 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Better headline:

“Trump’s tariffs are moving tens of billions of dollars per month from American businesses to the government’s coffers. What will they do with it?”

Do better, CNN.
August 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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This cockroach has a very punchable face. Do want to guess whether he’s a Democrat or Republican? Go ahead, guess.

#AlwaysPunchNazis
Screenshot of a Xitter post by California gubernatorial candidate Kyle Langford standing outside the gates of Auschwitz, with a really annoying smirk on his face. His caption says, “My 0% Unemployment Plan.” You want to punch him.
July 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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BREAKING: Musician Chuck Mangione has died.
July 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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This reminds me of something, but I can’t quite put my finger on it…
Bill Murray dressed in Army fatigues from the movie “Stripes”, along with the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle, which was basically a militarized RV.
July 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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June 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Stephen Miller *is* a bit creepy…
“It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.” — Stephen Miller
June 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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SpaceX Starship: *explodes*

Me: That’ll buff right out, I’m sure.
Yep, that’s a big ol’ rocket explosion.
June 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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For a guy whose great-grandparents immigrated to the U.S. as Jews who couldn’t speak English, fleeing the Pogroms in Belarus, Stephen Miller sure is a racist, entitled, pretentious prick.
“It puts the lotion on its skin, Or else it gets the hose again.” — Stephen Miller
June 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I don’t know what the hell I did to piss off the Threads content bots. 🤨
June 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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So there I was…
April 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Note — it says “person”, not “citizen”. The Constitution and our laws protect *anyone* within United States jurisdiction.

Anyone.
April 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Dear Mr. Brainworm…
Luke Skywalker: “Amazing… Every word you just said is wrong.”
March 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Thank you. A very reasoned and well-worded, appropriate response to all the fuckery.
Woman on phone: “Yes, that’s correct. And the horse you rode in on.”
March 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Headline: So about that asteroid that could hit the Earth… Me: This option is sounding better and better.
February 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Men’s room graffiti in a Mobile, Alabama restaurant.
Originally, someone wrote “TRUMP 2024”. But someone came along after and modified it to:

“Put 🚫RUMP in the wood chipper feet first”

Also: “Big Butts 4 Eva” 🤣
February 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Trump has issued a new EO declaring Kansas City to be in Kansas.
January 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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JD Couchfucker? You mean Temu Ted Cruz?
Screenshot from Threads which says: JD Vance has a certain look that I was having trouble putting my finger on. A sort of "I belonged to a frat that was disbanded for hazing and sexual assault allegations" kind of vibe. I just figured out what it is. JD Vance is Temu Ted Cruz.
January 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM