Dougal Campbell
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It would be a shame if people went on Google Maps and added “The Epstein Ballroom, Hot Wings, and Nail Emporium” as a missing location for 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, inside the White House East Wing. I hear it’s a hot dance club. Their website is: www.itsthefuckingguns.com
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October 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It would be a shame if people went on Google Maps and added “The Epstein Ballroom, Hot Wings, and Nail Emporium” as a missing location for 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, inside the White House East Wing. I hear it’s a hot dance club. Their website is: www.itsthefuckingguns.com
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October 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I would be soooooo pissed.
August 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I would be soooooo pissed.
Reposted by Dougal Campbell
August 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
From now on, I will respond to any photo of Drumpf with this (and I encourage everyone to do the same):
a young boy laying in bed with the words " i see dead people " above his head
Alt: Haley Joel Osment in “The Sixth Sense”, laying in bed with the caption "I see dead people.”
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
From now on, I will respond to any photo of Drumpf with this (and I encourage everyone to do the same):
Amid all the speculation about Trump’s health, the most interesting part is that they haven’t released the Epstein Files yet.
August 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Amid all the speculation about Trump’s health, the most interesting part is that they haven’t released the Epstein Files yet.
I have some extra Olive Ds, if anybody needs some.
August 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have some extra Olive Ds, if anybody needs some.
Costco’s history is so interesting!
August 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Costco’s history is so interesting!
The craziest thing about Trump deploying the National Guard in Washington D.C. is that they haven’t released the Epstein files yet.
August 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The craziest thing about Trump deploying the National Guard in Washington D.C. is that they haven’t released the Epstein files yet.
Better headline:
“Trump’s tariffs are moving tens of billions of dollars per month from American businesses to the government’s coffers. What will they do with it?”
Do better, CNN.
“Trump’s tariffs are moving tens of billions of dollars per month from American businesses to the government’s coffers. What will they do with it?”
Do better, CNN.
August 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Better headline:
“Trump’s tariffs are moving tens of billions of dollars per month from American businesses to the government’s coffers. What will they do with it?”
Do better, CNN.
“Trump’s tariffs are moving tens of billions of dollars per month from American businesses to the government’s coffers. What will they do with it?”
Do better, CNN.
Every. Conservative. Accusation. Is. A. Confession.
If every problem is an opportunity I should be grateful for, I guess I'm grateful to ICE for putting a whole bunch of predators in one place where we can find them.
No, I'm not talking about immigrants.
No, I'm not talking about immigrants.
August 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Every. Conservative. Accusation. Is. A. Confession.
The important thing to remember about Trump walking around on the roof of the White House today is that they should release the Epstein files.
August 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The important thing to remember about Trump walking around on the roof of the White House today is that they should release the Epstein files.
This cockroach has a very punchable face. Do want to guess whether he’s a Democrat or Republican? Go ahead, guess.
#AlwaysPunchNazis
#AlwaysPunchNazis
July 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This cockroach has a very punchable face. Do want to guess whether he’s a Democrat or Republican? Go ahead, guess.
#AlwaysPunchNazis
#AlwaysPunchNazis
BREAKING: Musician Chuck Mangione has died.
July 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
BREAKING: Musician Chuck Mangione has died.
Holy cannoli!!! A general vaccine for cancer?! It’s still in research phase, but it sounds really promising.
ufhealth.org/news/2025/su... Surprising finding could pave way for universal cancer vaccine - UF Health
ufhealth.org/news/2025/su... Surprising finding could pave way for universal cancer vaccine - UF Health
Surprising finding could pave way for universal cancer vaccine - UF Health
GAINESVILLE, Fla. — An experimental mRNA vaccine boosted the tumor-fighting effects of immunotherapy in a mouse-model study, bringing researchers one step…
ufhealth.org
July 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Holy cannoli!!! A general vaccine for cancer?! It’s still in research phase, but it sounds really promising.
ufhealth.org/news/2025/su... Surprising finding could pave way for universal cancer vaccine - UF Health
ufhealth.org/news/2025/su... Surprising finding could pave way for universal cancer vaccine - UF Health
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ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
July 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
The thing to remember about the Astronomer CEO who was caught out having an affair at the Coldplay concert is that they should release the Epstein files.
July 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The thing to remember about the Astronomer CEO who was caught out having an affair at the Coldplay concert is that they should release the Epstein files.
The thing to remember about the Comey investigation is that they should release the Epstein files.
July 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
The thing to remember about the Comey investigation is that they should release the Epstein files.
The world has really gone to hell in a handbasket ever since they took the cocaine out of Coca-Cola.
July 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The world has really gone to hell in a handbasket ever since they took the cocaine out of Coca-Cola.
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I'm from a poor rural county in South Alabama, a town of about 1500. Nearest hospital is 12mi away.
We just gamed out what would happen if Medicaid and Medicare dry up.
Small hospital would close & the nearest ones are 60 or 90mi away, OR the Army hospital 40mi away with limited beds.
LEARN CPR.
We just gamed out what would happen if Medicaid and Medicare dry up.
Small hospital would close & the nearest ones are 60 or 90mi away, OR the Army hospital 40mi away with limited beds.
LEARN CPR.
a man in a suit and tie is kneeling down next to a woman in a purple vest
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is kneeling down next to a woman in a purple vest
media.tenor.com
June 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I'm from a poor rural county in South Alabama, a town of about 1500. Nearest hospital is 12mi away.
We just gamed out what would happen if Medicaid and Medicare dry up.
Small hospital would close & the nearest ones are 60 or 90mi away, OR the Army hospital 40mi away with limited beds.
LEARN CPR.
We just gamed out what would happen if Medicaid and Medicare dry up.
Small hospital would close & the nearest ones are 60 or 90mi away, OR the Army hospital 40mi away with limited beds.
LEARN CPR.
HAPPY FRIDAY TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THE RATFINK REPUBLICANS TRYING TO RUIN OUR GREAT COUNTRY WITH THEIR PHONY FASCIST AGENDA AND THE FAKE MASKED ICE “AGENTS” RUINING LIVES AND BYPASSING OUR BEAUTIFUL COURT SYSTEM! I HOPE EVERYONE ELSE HAS A GREAT DAY! MAKE AMERICA DEMOCRATIC AGAIN! MADA!
June 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
HAPPY FRIDAY TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THE RATFINK REPUBLICANS TRYING TO RUIN OUR GREAT COUNTRY WITH THEIR PHONY FASCIST AGENDA AND THE FAKE MASKED ICE “AGENTS” RUINING LIVES AND BYPASSING OUR BEAUTIFUL COURT SYSTEM! I HOPE EVERYONE ELSE HAS A GREAT DAY! MAKE AMERICA DEMOCRATIC AGAIN! MADA!
This story just gets weirder and weirder as you read along.
June 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This story just gets weirder and weirder as you read along.
MAGA cult members will see this and:
1) If they make more than $23K, they won’t even care, because it doesn’t affect them; or,
2) Not believe it, because it didn’t come out of an orange mouth.
1) If they make more than $23K, they won’t even care, because it doesn’t affect them; or,
2) Not believe it, because it didn’t come out of an orange mouth.
Budzinski: Families making over $700,000 a year will see a boost of $12,000 almost entirely from tax cuts. Shockingly, households making $23,000 a year or less are set to lose about $1600 a year, mostly due to deep cuts to Medicaid and food assistance
June 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
MAGA cult members will see this and:
1) If they make more than $23K, they won’t even care, because it doesn’t affect them; or,
2) Not believe it, because it didn’t come out of an orange mouth.
1) If they make more than $23K, they won’t even care, because it doesn’t affect them; or,
2) Not believe it, because it didn’t come out of an orange mouth.