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· Nov 26
Coming soon to Blu-ray from @uglygirlswag.bsky.social
DORKS WALMART (2024)
Loaded with special features surely to confuse anyone who dares to play this strange disc...
DORKS WALMART (2024)
Loaded with special features surely to confuse anyone who dares to play this strange disc...
I hope I can make it to ANE next Saturday!!!!!
January 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I hope I can make it to ANE next Saturday!!!!!
relatable stuff! youtu.be/GIR_VhF5vT0?...
Therapy II
YouTube video by Viagra Boys - Topic
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January 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
relatable stuff! youtu.be/GIR_VhF5vT0?...
#GoneWild reading 120 pages of a book on a weeknight #DontTryThisAtHome
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 AM
#GoneWild reading 120 pages of a book on a weeknight #DontTryThisAtHome
Finished watching this show with Pete and we had a very long conversation about how much we disliked pretty much every creative decision in it. Somehow our shared critiques led to him drawing this picture!
just finished Long Story Short and was inspired to recreate a scene from Portnoy's Complaint with Avi, the fandom favorite! #LongStoryShort #OnlyOnNetflix #art
January 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Finished watching this show with Pete and we had a very long conversation about how much we disliked pretty much every creative decision in it. Somehow our shared critiques led to him drawing this picture!
this sickening thing is looking at me and im getting scared
December 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
this sickening thing is looking at me and im getting scared
Sat on the toilet first thing this morning and broke the seat. Just went to the store to get a new seat and the one I formerly had said “supports 300 pounds”. Never felt fatter in my life.
December 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Sat on the toilet first thing this morning and broke the seat. Just went to the store to get a new seat and the one I formerly had said “supports 300 pounds”. Never felt fatter in my life.
Will you be eating the Butters or Angel Dust Christmas cookie to round out the holiday?
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Will you be eating the Butters or Angel Dust Christmas cookie to round out the holiday?
My Christmas Toyz and Treatz #TheSeasonOfGiving #JOY
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My Christmas Toyz and Treatz #TheSeasonOfGiving #JOY
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its that time of year again
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
its that time of year again
Watching Dog Man Morph Videos! Have a good night everyone!
December 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Watching Dog Man Morph Videos! Have a good night everyone!
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Paul Thomas Anderson is filming the Cameron Winter concert at Carnegie Hall right now and I can feel my brain melting at the idea of this. I need this in theaters ASAP, I’m about to be so annoying about this.
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Paul Thomas Anderson is filming the Cameron Winter concert at Carnegie Hall right now and I can feel my brain melting at the idea of this. I need this in theaters ASAP, I’m about to be so annoying about this.
Sick in bed after a 11+ hour work day but Pete made me a big meal. I forgot to take a picture of it but it was so delicious and perfect. Everyone say Thank You Peter!!!
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sick in bed after a 11+ hour work day but Pete made me a big meal. I forgot to take a picture of it but it was so delicious and perfect. Everyone say Thank You Peter!!!
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comm for @cerealmascot.bsky.social of their oc ROBIN the hot dog gal!! 🌭🌭 #art
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
comm for @cerealmascot.bsky.social of their oc ROBIN the hot dog gal!! 🌭🌭 #art
Red Ball MAAARKET GLOOBAAAL
December 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Red Ball MAAARKET GLOOBAAAL
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I’m the ultimate music fan according to my Apple Replay
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I’m the ultimate music fan according to my Apple Replay
Matt Johnson went on an extended and unprompted rant about how confusing the hype around The Whale was as his intro to the Nirvanna The Band Movie tonight.
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Matt Johnson went on an extended and unprompted rant about how confusing the hype around The Whale was as his intro to the Nirvanna The Band Movie tonight.
BREAKING NEWS:
In an unprecedented move, a spin-off trilogy based on Spazz, from the long retired Dinotopia series, has just been greenlit and is expected to hit theaters in 2027.
Jamie Kennedy has signed on to reprise his iconic role and as an executive producer.
(Source: Variety)
In an unprecedented move, a spin-off trilogy based on Spazz, from the long retired Dinotopia series, has just been greenlit and is expected to hit theaters in 2027.
Jamie Kennedy has signed on to reprise his iconic role and as an executive producer.
(Source: Variety)
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
In an unprecedented move, a spin-off trilogy based on Spazz, from the long retired Dinotopia series, has just been greenlit and is expected to hit theaters in 2027.
Jamie Kennedy has signed on to reprise his iconic role and as an executive producer.
(Source: Variety)
In an unprecedented move, a spin-off trilogy based on Spazz, from the long retired Dinotopia series, has just been greenlit and is expected to hit theaters in 2027.
Jamie Kennedy has signed on to reprise his iconic role and as an executive producer.
(Source: Variety)
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a shirt at savers that says "growth mindset" and it's a 6xl. pretty good
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
a shirt at savers that says "growth mindset" and it's a 6xl. pretty good
Happy Nicksgiving Everyone!
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Happy Nicksgiving Everyone!