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Whenever I rewatch this, I am forced to reckon with the fact that 95% of the time I leave a room, I say “BYE!” in the exact same cadence as Sampson does at the end.
January 21, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Whenever I rewatch this, I am forced to reckon with the fact that 95% of the time I leave a room, I say “BYE!” in the exact same cadence as Sampson does at the end.
i’m truly sorry for my actions, I’m just trying to be honest for the people of Blue Sky
January 19, 2026 at 6:42 AM
i’m truly sorry for my actions, I’m just trying to be honest for the people of Blue Sky
LOVE this show but watching it as it aired was like a cloud of depression hanging over my head for 8 years.
I really loved Pluribus but I know Gillian is going to find a way to bum me out again. Very excited to see how Carol gets emotionally tortured next season
I really loved Pluribus but I know Gillian is going to find a way to bum me out again. Very excited to see how Carol gets emotionally tortured next season
January 19, 2026 at 4:44 AM
LOVE this show but watching it as it aired was like a cloud of depression hanging over my head for 8 years.
I really loved Pluribus but I know Gillian is going to find a way to bum me out again. Very excited to see how Carol gets emotionally tortured next season
I really loved Pluribus but I know Gillian is going to find a way to bum me out again. Very excited to see how Carol gets emotionally tortured next season
#TeamSundial is actively sweeping the nation.
January 18, 2026 at 12:50 AM
#TeamSundial is actively sweeping the nation.
going to bed so i can go to ANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 AM
going to bed so i can go to ANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!