Dorbs
@dorbs61.bsky.social
Former engineer, navigating life with hope despite dark days.
Left leaning, hate Brexit, enjoying Tory self immolation. HHF mega fan. #TheArchers grumbler.
Left leaning, hate Brexit, enjoying Tory self immolation. HHF mega fan. #TheArchers grumbler.
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NEW: Suella Braverman has defected to Reform UK, shocking the many people who were sure that she had already.
January 26, 2026 at 12:20 PM
NEW: Suella Braverman has defected to Reform UK, shocking the many people who were sure that she had already.
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A man told me yesterday that it was important to "take emotion out of the equation“ when analysing the situation in the US, at which point I told him very calmly that "a woman who disagrees with you is not necessarily emotional".
Ladies, it was a breakthrough.
I should have done this years ago.
Ladies, it was a breakthrough.
I should have done this years ago.
January 24, 2026 at 10:46 AM
A man told me yesterday that it was important to "take emotion out of the equation“ when analysing the situation in the US, at which point I told him very calmly that "a woman who disagrees with you is not necessarily emotional".
Ladies, it was a breakthrough.
I should have done this years ago.
Ladies, it was a breakthrough.
I should have done this years ago.
For anyone that needs to hear this- it will not always be like this- we will move past this chaos. Winter will end.
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 PM
For anyone that needs to hear this- it will not always be like this- we will move past this chaos. Winter will end.
Dear USA
If your board of peace includes Putin, Lukashenko and Orban it’s not a peace board, it’s a mob.
Respectable democracies won’t touch it.
If your board of peace includes Putin, Lukashenko and Orban it’s not a peace board, it’s a mob.
Respectable democracies won’t touch it.
January 22, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Dear USA
If your board of peace includes Putin, Lukashenko and Orban it’s not a peace board, it’s a mob.
Respectable democracies won’t touch it.
If your board of peace includes Putin, Lukashenko and Orban it’s not a peace board, it’s a mob.
Respectable democracies won’t touch it.
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Farage can thank himself lucky he’s not a working class woman with a northern accent, otherwise the media would be hounding him out…
Nigel Farage blames aide after breaking MPs’ income rules 17 times
The Reform UK leader apologised for failing to declare £380,000 of outside earnings on time and told the parliamentary watchdog: ‘I don’t do computers’
www.thetimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Farage can thank himself lucky he’s not a working class woman with a northern accent, otherwise the media would be hounding him out…
And the nation that experienced the highest troop losses per capita were the Danes.
Trump stands in Davos and says we never got anything from NATO.
"NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in its history after the 9/11 terrorist attacks against the United States in 2001."
www.nato.int/en/what-we-d...
"NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in its history after the 9/11 terrorist attacks against the United States in 2001."
www.nato.int/en/what-we-d...
Collective defence and Article 5
On 4 April 1949, 12 countries from Europe and North America came together in Washington, D.C. to sign the North Atlantic Treaty. NATO’s founding treaty is not long – only 14 articles, just over 1,000 ...
www.nato.int
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 PM
And the nation that experienced the highest troop losses per capita were the Danes.
#TrumpWEFBollocks
Is anyone keeping track of the lies in this stream of self aggrandising bollocks?
Is anyone keeping track of the lies in this stream of self aggrandising bollocks?
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 PM
#TrumpWEFBollocks
Is anyone keeping track of the lies in this stream of self aggrandising bollocks?
Is anyone keeping track of the lies in this stream of self aggrandising bollocks?
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Oi, America - please come collect your geriatric orange demagogue.
He’s threatening Europe again and we’re all very tired. Enough of this shit now.
Signed,
Europe
He’s threatening Europe again and we’re all very tired. Enough of this shit now.
Signed,
Europe
January 18, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Oi, America - please come collect your geriatric orange demagogue.
He’s threatening Europe again and we’re all very tired. Enough of this shit now.
Signed,
Europe
He’s threatening Europe again and we’re all very tired. Enough of this shit now.
Signed,
Europe
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God bless Robert Generic, Britain's favourite Ozempic root vegetable, who has today sacrificed his personal ambitions of political power so he could - let me check my notes - pursue political power.
January 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
God bless Robert Generic, Britain's favourite Ozempic root vegetable, who has today sacrificed his personal ambitions of political power so he could - let me check my notes - pursue political power.
And who is the biggest fanfaronadier?
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 PM
And who is the biggest fanfaronadier?
Well, emails from A in Balmoral to a convicted sex trafficker, asking for her to supply him with friends?
Shocked, I’m shocked I tell you. I really believed that Pizza Hut story.
Shocked, I’m shocked I tell you. I really believed that Pizza Hut story.
a woman with a surprised look on her face and the words `` pretends to be shocked '' .
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face and the words `` pretends to be shocked '' .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Well, emails from A in Balmoral to a convicted sex trafficker, asking for her to supply him with friends?
Shocked, I’m shocked I tell you. I really believed that Pizza Hut story.
Shocked, I’m shocked I tell you. I really believed that Pizza Hut story.
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The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
A little bit of near the knuckle humour from my fave website Down Under
www.betootaadvocate.com/boomers-that...
www.betootaadvocate.com/boomers-that...
Boomers That Spent A Decade Complaining About Kids And Screens Now Worried Sounds Of Them Playing Outside Will Hurt Property Prices
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
After spending years complaining about kids and their ‘bloody screens’, it can now be reported that Australia’s elite class (boomers) are now worried that the soun...
www.betootaadvocate.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
A little bit of near the knuckle humour from my fave website Down Under
www.betootaadvocate.com/boomers-that...
www.betootaadvocate.com/boomers-that...
Why oh why oh why is One Touch Switch so universally shit when virgin media is involved?
My poor daughter who’s already desperately trying to make ends meet is getting totally stiffed and there is no way to get any answers
My poor daughter who’s already desperately trying to make ends meet is getting totally stiffed and there is no way to get any answers
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Why oh why oh why is One Touch Switch so universally shit when virgin media is involved?
My poor daughter who’s already desperately trying to make ends meet is getting totally stiffed and there is no way to get any answers
My poor daughter who’s already desperately trying to make ends meet is getting totally stiffed and there is no way to get any answers
#SpotTheScammer
Fake photo, 2 first name La name, telling women they have a gorgeous photo.
Just another romance scamming git.
@fre-dr.bsky.social
Fake photo, 2 first name La name, telling women they have a gorgeous photo.
Just another romance scamming git.
@fre-dr.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
#SpotTheScammer
Fake photo, 2 first name La name, telling women they have a gorgeous photo.
Just another romance scamming git.
@fre-dr.bsky.social
Fake photo, 2 first name La name, telling women they have a gorgeous photo.
Just another romance scamming git.
@fre-dr.bsky.social
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I implore someone, anyone, in the media…
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I implore someone, anyone, in the media…
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
So, Leonie can give James the flick, move to Ambridge and maybe get cosy with Rex? He needs to get over Rochelle. I assume she is in the right age bracket ,unless Martyn makes a play for her.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
So, Leonie can give James the flick, move to Ambridge and maybe get cosy with Rex? He needs to get over Rochelle. I assume she is in the right age bracket ,unless Martyn makes a play for her.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Citrus posset
#CelebrityMasterchef
#CelebrityMasterchef
a baby making a funny face with a serious look on his face
ALT: a baby making a funny face with a serious look on his face
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Citrus posset
#CelebrityMasterchef
#CelebrityMasterchef
When will the EU grow a pair and chuck Hungary out?
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
When will the EU grow a pair and chuck Hungary out?
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Farage has been consistent for 15+ years.
Opposing decent pay and conditions for ordinary hard-working young people and expectant parents.
Meanwhile, he makes a mint hawking bullion, presenting tv shows and flying to the USA to big up his interests - instead of serving his constituents.
Opposing decent pay and conditions for ordinary hard-working young people and expectant parents.
Meanwhile, he makes a mint hawking bullion, presenting tv shows and flying to the USA to big up his interests - instead of serving his constituents.
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Farage has been consistent for 15+ years.
Opposing decent pay and conditions for ordinary hard-working young people and expectant parents.
Meanwhile, he makes a mint hawking bullion, presenting tv shows and flying to the USA to big up his interests - instead of serving his constituents.
Opposing decent pay and conditions for ordinary hard-working young people and expectant parents.
Meanwhile, he makes a mint hawking bullion, presenting tv shows and flying to the USA to big up his interests - instead of serving his constituents.
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Farage called misogynist influencer Andrew Tate an "important voice for men" and wants to scrap the online safety law that protects children from extreme pornography and women from revenge porn. Reform have no plan to keep people safe online.
August 18, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Farage called misogynist influencer Andrew Tate an "important voice for men" and wants to scrap the online safety law that protects children from extreme pornography and women from revenge porn. Reform have no plan to keep people safe online.
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October 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It’s October, it’s turned cold and I’m being bombarded by emails from my radiators about batteries, curse you Tado!
October 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It’s October, it’s turned cold and I’m being bombarded by emails from my radiators about batteries, curse you Tado!
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This should be the White House Christmas card this year.
October 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This should be the White House Christmas card this year.
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Frogs in slowly heating water is a popular allegory for being unaware that you are being destroyed in an incrementally worsening situation.
But I'm drawing hope from the past week that we frogs may be a bit more aware of our situation than those allegorical frogs. #Hop
But I'm drawing hope from the past week that we frogs may be a bit more aware of our situation than those allegorical frogs. #Hop
October 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Frogs in slowly heating water is a popular allegory for being unaware that you are being destroyed in an incrementally worsening situation.
But I'm drawing hope from the past week that we frogs may be a bit more aware of our situation than those allegorical frogs. #Hop
But I'm drawing hope from the past week that we frogs may be a bit more aware of our situation than those allegorical frogs. #Hop