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Red Sox STH 😭

https://boxd.it/2rUIL
December 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I’m having a really hard time with the loss of my cat, he was the reason for the season
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Black and red
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Bought “Deep Cover” last month during the criterion sale, finally getting to watch it!
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Learned how to pronounce Jhostynxon for no reason
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Who up blowin they snow?
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My grandmas favorite player when I was a kid
John Valentin’s 1995 Leaf Baseball Card. That season Valentín hit .298, with 27 HR’s, 102 RBI’s, a .931 OPS and a American League leading 8.3 WAR. He came in 9th for MVP and won the Silver Slugger.
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
If anyone gets the guts to talk back to Trump i hope they don’t do “at long last sir have you no decency?” And instead go straight to “shut up you dumb bitch”
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Kill bill is just lady snow blood
Quentin Tarantino bashes ‘The Hunger Games’ for “ripping off” ‘Battle Royale’ on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast:

“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
He won $20 on a scratcher
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just saw a bumper sticker on a car here in NH that says “native” with the A in native being the outline of NH. Absolutely insane thing for a white guy to have on his car. “Well I was born here in the 90s and you moved here in 2000 so I’m native”
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Police have access to massive surveillance networks that track the public whether they are suspects or not. That means probably for every 1 officer caught using the system to harass or spy on people they have feuds with, ex's, activists, journalists, there are probably 100 more we don't know about.
Georgia police chief charged with using license plate readers to stalk and harass people
A police chief in suburban Atlanta has been arrested on charges of using the city's license plate cameras to stalk and harass people.
apnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Watched “Branded to Kill” last night and was blown away. Did some things I didn’t know they were doing in the 60s. Influenced movies as far apart as Ghost Dog and Deadpool, and had this amazing quote from the director
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The “I want you” Uncle Sam in it:welcome to Derry was a good idea but did not look impressive. Why can’t it be a guy in a mask or make up instead of cgi?

I guess both those soldiers had the exact same worst fear
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Made it to the live Off Book show this time! It was sold out before I could get a ticket last time
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Only Muppets in the Building, muppet apartment building but Steve Martin and Martin short really want the rent controlled apartment there so they have to pretend to be muppets. Maybe they’re playing themselves too I don’t know
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
@votebiue.bsky.social is your avi tom Wilkinson?
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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mr president!! what do you say to critics who think your pedophilia shouldn’t result in their murders
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@lordgoogoo.bsky.social the one night you’re not in the chat they were discussing wages of fear vs sorcerer
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Evans St.Neverdie
your GI Joe name is the street you grew up on and your most precious secret hopes for yourself which you view as more fragile than a frozen soap bubble and don't dare speak aloud for fear that they'll instantly shatter
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM