doormat9 (watching the puddles gather rain 🍂) ✌️🏽
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any/all enby/fluid | pan | demi |
left is best | adult human chicken |
ND | reverse SAD |
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any/all enby/fluid | pan | demi |
left is best | adult human chicken |
ND | reverse SAD |
follow ≠ endorsement
Reposted by doormat9 (watching the puddles gather rain 🍂) ✌️🏽
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
do you have a health-care plan...
yeah.. my "plan" is to "die" 🤷♀️
yeah.. my "plan" is to "die" 🤷♀️
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
do you have a health-care plan...
yeah.. my "plan" is to "die" 🤷♀️
yeah.. my "plan" is to "die" 🤷♀️
the button got stuck and then a very angry sweaty guy showed up at my house with 99 pizzas, bc that's apparently where their system crashed
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
the button got stuck and then a very angry sweaty guy showed up at my house with 99 pizzas, bc that's apparently where their system crashed
we regret to inform you that eyelids are several million years older than windows
why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
we regret to inform you that eyelids are several million years older than windows
I played trombone in band... and the band-leader was teaching us to play Low F...
she said play the lowest note your embouchure can manage. so I did. and watched her silently mouth "what the fuck?!"
okay... too low, then.. apparently not a sound trombones are supposed to be able to make 😅
she said play the lowest note your embouchure can manage. so I did. and watched her silently mouth "what the fuck?!"
okay... too low, then.. apparently not a sound trombones are supposed to be able to make 😅
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I played trombone in band... and the band-leader was teaching us to play Low F...
she said play the lowest note your embouchure can manage. so I did. and watched her silently mouth "what the fuck?!"
okay... too low, then.. apparently not a sound trombones are supposed to be able to make 😅
she said play the lowest note your embouchure can manage. so I did. and watched her silently mouth "what the fuck?!"
okay... too low, then.. apparently not a sound trombones are supposed to be able to make 😅
This one goes out to all the mamas, and all the baby-mama's mamas
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 AM
This one goes out to all the mamas, and all the baby-mama's mamas
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal
(if you think Spanish goats aren't wild, then you don't know about them :P)
(if you think Spanish goats aren't wild, then you don't know about them :P)
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal
(if you think Spanish goats aren't wild, then you don't know about them :P)
(if you think Spanish goats aren't wild, then you don't know about them :P)
Name a film you've seen six times
youtu.be/bCPSgC9LE4s
youtu.be/bCPSgC9LE4s
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Name a film you've seen six times
youtu.be/bCPSgC9LE4s
youtu.be/bCPSgC9LE4s
Name a film you've seen six times
I could probably do this all day long :P
I could probably do this all day long :P
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Name a film you've seen six times
I could probably do this all day long :P
I could probably do this all day long :P
Name your top 4 80's films...
Annie
Flashdance
Spinal Tap
Die Hard
Annie
Flashdance
Spinal Tap
Die Hard
Name your top 4 80s films.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Name your top 4 80's films...
Annie
Flashdance
Spinal Tap
Die Hard
Annie
Flashdance
Spinal Tap
Die Hard
Name a film you've seen six times
I could probably do this all day long :P
I could probably do this all day long :P
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Name a film you've seen six times
I could probably do this all day long :P
I could probably do this all day long :P
Name a film you've seen 50 times
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Name a film you've seen 50 times
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
she looked like that little girl from Poltergeist, hair so blond it looked almost white. but she grew up fat and sassy, didn't take no lip.
larger than life, until it the meth took her...
they wouldn't even let her dad look at the crash remains... nothing left to identify except the cell phone
larger than life, until it the meth took her...
they wouldn't even let her dad look at the crash remains... nothing left to identify except the cell phone
too clever by half, they said about the both of us
to my cousin Candice. died young, late 20's. the only person ever smarter than me in the room
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
she looked like that little girl from Poltergeist, hair so blond it looked almost white. but she grew up fat and sassy, didn't take no lip.
larger than life, until it the meth took her...
they wouldn't even let her dad look at the crash remains... nothing left to identify except the cell phone
larger than life, until it the meth took her...
they wouldn't even let her dad look at the crash remains... nothing left to identify except the cell phone
too clever by half, they said about the both of us
to my cousin Candice. died young, late 20's. the only person ever smarter than me in the room
Iggy Pop - Candy
YouTube video by IggyPopOnVEVO
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
too clever by half, they said about the both of us
fortune cookie that just say, "Wow, you're fucked..."
opened a fortune cookie and it just started laughing at me
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
fortune cookie that just say, "Wow, you're fucked..."
if I laugh at my own jokes, it's bc my mouth works faster than my brain. I'm hearing it for the first time, too
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
if I laugh at my own jokes, it's bc my mouth works faster than my brain. I'm hearing it for the first time, too
I have a pretty wide vocal range, but no control...
so I start out at Leonard Cohen, and end on Jeff Buckley 😅
so I start out at Leonard Cohen, and end on Jeff Buckley 😅
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I have a pretty wide vocal range, but no control...
so I start out at Leonard Cohen, and end on Jeff Buckley 😅
so I start out at Leonard Cohen, and end on Jeff Buckley 😅
sometimes they just cry on your shoulder, and never rly tell you why. and that's okay
Amanda Shires - The Problem (feat. Jason Isbell) – Official Video ft. Jason Isbell
YouTube video by AmandaShiresVEVO
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
sometimes they just cry on your shoulder, and never rly tell you why. and that's okay
just keeping my genderpowder dry
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
just keeping my genderpowder dry
I've had a hole in my heart for so long...
I've learned to fake it and just smile along
I've learned to fake it and just smile along
to my cousin Candice. died young, late 20's. the only person ever smarter than me in the room
Iggy Pop - Candy
YouTube video by IggyPopOnVEVO
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I've had a hole in my heart for so long...
I've learned to fake it and just smile along
I've learned to fake it and just smile along
to my cousin Candice. died young, late 20's. the only person ever smarter than me in the room
Iggy Pop - Candy
YouTube video by IggyPopOnVEVO
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
to my cousin Candice. died young, late 20's. the only person ever smarter than me in the room
I can't promise to be true.
But if you'll leave the light on,
I'll leave the light on
But if you'll leave the light on,
I'll leave the light on
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I can't promise to be true.
But if you'll leave the light on,
I'll leave the light on
But if you'll leave the light on,
I'll leave the light on
watching that one Everclear video and I just can't get past the salt damage to those guitars
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
watching that one Everclear video and I just can't get past the salt damage to those guitars