Alex Grease
dodgonkulator.bsky.social
Alex Grease
@dodgonkulator.bsky.social
SUCK SMEAR GUNK HEAVE
Reposted by Alex Grease
guy from the Bronze Age: behold my shield

me holding iron sword: oh sweetie
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Free sentence for anyone who didn't like the new sharp pins:

Latter-day Lennons and McCartneys are, however, invited to consider that part of what made the Beatles so special in the first place was that each of their albums was a radical departure from the last. ■ --𝘈. 𝘎.
December 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
oooooooh shit man it looks like Geese did NOT make it into your top 5 on spotify even after all those posts you made! Damnnnn that sucks.. I might have to mention this to my friend Cameron W. when I see him next [we're very close in age] rough....
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
A dollar is very little money to a guy like me
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
[starting a new sci fi series and they drop some in-universe slang] oh fuck yeah. probably gonna learn what that means.
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's especially mind-boggling to think about what the Beach Boys accomplished in relation to the technology of the time. We take it for granted that you can Google "tropical places with 3 syllable names" but Mike Love had to actually look closely at probably several maps
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I put out some bitch ass music this year go add that crap to your top 10 list
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
replaying disco elysium and getting reflexively agitated because every character portrait has at some point been used as a profile pic by someone I don't like
December 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Just saw 2 pilots making small talk on the way to the gate thanks Nathan
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I guess i can start posting on here again. I will be completely honest I hit the icon by accident trying to open facebook to browse marketplace
October 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
we're all familiar with the reddit moment but this may be the first real life Facebook moment
August 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
marty mcfly: I need to make sure my mom hooks up with my pervert father. To do this i will sexually assault her
August 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
2nd wave feminists: we are replacing the E in "women" with a Y

3rd wave feminists: i will do you one better. we will replace it with an X instead
August 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm in Vancouver buying the largest boots
August 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
don trump and jeff epstein
July 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
(after getting the kiss of death) this does NOT bode well
July 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
take me down to the prairie dog city where the dirt is brown and the gophers are gritty
July 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
riff from this weekend don't worry about it
July 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Reposted by Alex Grease
Sorry I didn't riff on your riff, I was feeling jocular when I posted but despondent seventy seconds later
November 18, 2024 at 3:08 AM
AI is disrupting the nephew who knows computers industry
June 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Really. You got cum on ALL of your shirts EXCEPT the one printed with a message to the contrary. Forgive me but that strikes me as highly unlikely
June 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I would probably like mj lenderman if he was Australian
May 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
[brother in law confronts me over my post where I said "the ugliest fucking dudes on earth will marry your eldest sister and think it gives them the right to tell you about their pathetic opinions on cartoons and video games"] That was about something else actually
May 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Fire fighters really do be having that mustache
May 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM