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SwisherSavories
@dodgeedoo.bsky.social
Video Editor 📹✂️ FartsUSA
Very mid but mildly successful on TikTok
I 3D print stuff and notice wear patterns.
At Bauma 2025, a German man asked me where the bathrooms were in German and I said “Dort druben.” with a point, but then he asked a follow up question and my facade fell apart so we spoke in English. It was an enjoyable experience.
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I’m incredibly shocked they don’t throw him pretend rallies in an airplane hanger by pointing the stage lights 100% at his eyes and having him perform in front of an unreal engine 360 LED Wall. The juice is gone and he’s only making like 2% of his supporters happy at this point.
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I explained my use case and the expense and no one let me proceed to implement a video file metadata tagging and logging system. It’s truly one of the easiest and best wins of computer vision tech for video related fields. We do have CoPilot though 🙃
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’m positive he meant being in proximity to other people, either at work or life, has a quality that cannot be replicated. Humans working together to make a movie or humans enjoying life together in community. But it’s certainly awkward phrasing.

Not quite Joe Biden leg hair in a pool awkward 😂
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“A lot of your problems stem from not owning human beings. Free labor is amazing and it’s self sustaining. I’m honestly stunned you guys got rid of it.”
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I need a little chicken fried, cold beer on a Friday night, jeans that fit just right, and the EMBRACE OF DARKNESS, THE HEAT FROM THE BOSOM OF HELLLLLLLLLL
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
“You don’t own people anymore. You could fix America by owning people.”
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No one wants to come over to your house and listen to you bitch about Mexicans and trans kids playing sports. 🤷
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Don’t even offer tomatoes at this point. Just say we don’t have them rather than offer pink mushy trash.

Normalize seasonality.
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“They can’t keep getting away with this!”
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I was curious what people thought so I got on YouTube this week and a lot of the videos are clearly written by AI if not completely created including voice over by AI. It’s really disheartening.

One guy’s videos were these theories that couldn’t possibly be correct and the segments were 3-5min.
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
How can you make a joke like this when the real joke is occupying the White House?!? Do better.
December 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Biden canceled all student loan debt and gave us single payer healthcare? I didn’t hear that.
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’m the Scion business model with a no haggle price guarantee. What you see is what you get. It isn’t profitable *enough* so I’m quietly retired.
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December 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
WWJD?
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Just like with the made up interpretation with the 2nd Amendment and Heller, this SCOTUS will do the same thing here. I have no faith in this failed institution.
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
How did they win any contracts with the government? Does Trump know his height?
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM