SwisherSavories
@dodgeedoo.bsky.social
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Very mid but mildly successful on TikTok
I 3D print stuff and notice wear patterns.
Very mid but mildly successful on TikTok
I 3D print stuff and notice wear patterns.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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God damn STOP TEXTING ME MARK KELLY
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
God damn STOP TEXTING ME MARK KELLY
Since moving back to the Midwest, I’ve glossed over the Bonnaroo lineup every year and thought “naw.” But this year it actually looks good enough for my tastes to entertain the idea. I’ve highlighted the musts below. Plus Weird Al?!?
Also I can bring my 8yo? That’s a debatable idea.
Also I can bring my 8yo? That’s a debatable idea.
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Since moving back to the Midwest, I’ve glossed over the Bonnaroo lineup every year and thought “naw.” But this year it actually looks good enough for my tastes to entertain the idea. I’ve highlighted the musts below. Plus Weird Al?!?
Also I can bring my 8yo? That’s a debatable idea.
Also I can bring my 8yo? That’s a debatable idea.
Is the narrative that the US Navy and Coast Guard cannot intercept single speed boats on the open ocean?
We don’t have a single swift vessel in the fleet that can board and seize drugs? We need to blow them away from 20,000ft in the air?
A boatload of cocaine sitting on a table is better optics.
We don’t have a single swift vessel in the fleet that can board and seize drugs? We need to blow them away from 20,000ft in the air?
A boatload of cocaine sitting on a table is better optics.
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Is the narrative that the US Navy and Coast Guard cannot intercept single speed boats on the open ocean?
We don’t have a single swift vessel in the fleet that can board and seize drugs? We need to blow them away from 20,000ft in the air?
A boatload of cocaine sitting on a table is better optics.
We don’t have a single swift vessel in the fleet that can board and seize drugs? We need to blow them away from 20,000ft in the air?
A boatload of cocaine sitting on a table is better optics.
AI champions think these magical beans will surely grow into a beanstalk this time. They didn’t last couple of times (crypto & blockchain/NFTs). They went from trying to legalize gambling, speculation and scams to gambling w/ our money on AI speculation and scams. AI deus ex machina ain’t happening!
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
AI champions think these magical beans will surely grow into a beanstalk this time. They didn’t last couple of times (crypto & blockchain/NFTs). They went from trying to legalize gambling, speculation and scams to gambling w/ our money on AI speculation and scams. AI deus ex machina ain’t happening!
I thought she was a first semester freshman! A goddamn Junior?!? Are OU degrees basically worthless or what?
This is in fact the material point:
“The essay not only fails to meet basic college requirements — such as citing its primary source, the Bible — but fundamentally missed the assignment’s objective,” Tranquill said.
“The essay not only fails to meet basic college requirements — such as citing its primary source, the Bible — but fundamentally missed the assignment’s objective,” Tranquill said.
‘The professor was right’: Oklahoma Republican college leader criticizes essay controversy
The chairman of the Oklahoma Federation of College Republicans is weighing in on controversy surrounding a failed essay submitted by a University of Oklahoma student.
www.kswo.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I thought she was a first semester freshman! A goddamn Junior?!? Are OU degrees basically worthless or what?
Although many of their takes are ghoulishly gross, Cato hit FOIA pay dirt here showing the FBI targeted Socialist Rifle Association chapters with investigations.
New FOIA records show the FBI is investigating a lawful gun-ownership group.
Civil society should not be subject to secret surveillance for exercising constitutional rights, writes Cato’s Patrick Eddington: https://www.cato.org/blog/fbis-crosshairs-socialist-rifle-association
Civil society should not be subject to secret surveillance for exercising constitutional rights, writes Cato’s Patrick Eddington: https://www.cato.org/blog/fbis-crosshairs-socialist-rifle-association
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Although many of their takes are ghoulishly gross, Cato hit FOIA pay dirt here showing the FBI targeted Socialist Rifle Association chapters with investigations.
Every new AI startup for some reason: “I’ve invented an AI that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.”
Stop making things no one wants nor needs, you dinguses.
Stop making things no one wants nor needs, you dinguses.
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Every new AI startup for some reason: “I’ve invented an AI that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.”
Stop making things no one wants nor needs, you dinguses.
Stop making things no one wants nor needs, you dinguses.
God let us have pierogis to prepare us for what they’ll serve in heaven.
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
God let us have pierogis to prepare us for what they’ll serve in heaven.
1st Pluribussy on Bluesky 🫡
E Pluribussy Anussy
ok, *now* i'm done
ok, *now* i'm done
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
1st Pluribussy on Bluesky 🫡
Questions for the Pluribus We:
1. Is Will Forte in there with you? Can we do shot for shot remakes of my favorite scenes from Fox’s The Last Man On Earth? Anyone else from the cast?
2. Can I get daily blood tests to monitor for cancers and diseases like that weird erection billionaire guy?
1. Is Will Forte in there with you? Can we do shot for shot remakes of my favorite scenes from Fox’s The Last Man On Earth? Anyone else from the cast?
2. Can I get daily blood tests to monitor for cancers and diseases like that weird erection billionaire guy?
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Questions for the Pluribus We:
1. Is Will Forte in there with you? Can we do shot for shot remakes of my favorite scenes from Fox’s The Last Man On Earth? Anyone else from the cast?
2. Can I get daily blood tests to monitor for cancers and diseases like that weird erection billionaire guy?
1. Is Will Forte in there with you? Can we do shot for shot remakes of my favorite scenes from Fox’s The Last Man On Earth? Anyone else from the cast?
2. Can I get daily blood tests to monitor for cancers and diseases like that weird erection billionaire guy?
There are many like it, but this one is mine. The Zojirushi BBCC-Q20 Home Bakery Super Breadmaker bakes a fine loaf.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
There are many like it, but this one is mine. The Zojirushi BBCC-Q20 Home Bakery Super Breadmaker bakes a fine loaf.
The mental health disclaimer at the end of What the Hell Did I Just Read (it very well might be on the other books but I didn’t note it at the time) was delightful to hear on Audible. Well done @jasonkpargin.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The mental health disclaimer at the end of What the Hell Did I Just Read (it very well might be on the other books but I didn’t note it at the time) was delightful to hear on Audible. Well done @jasonkpargin.bsky.social
I got 1 Potbelly sandwich to split with my wife and daughter at the Charlotte airport and it was $36. I was a fool to add chips and 3 drinks though.
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
December 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I got 1 Potbelly sandwich to split with my wife and daughter at the Charlotte airport and it was $36. I was a fool to add chips and 3 drinks though.
I’m in student loan forbearance and I’m accruing debt as I type. MOHELA just sent me an email about it. Biden rocks! Thanks buddy!!
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I’m in student loan forbearance and I’m accruing debt as I type. MOHELA just sent me an email about it. Biden rocks! Thanks buddy!!
Bought a new holster in Mexico.
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Bought a new holster in Mexico.
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
Just today learning toddler is one who toddles, to walk with short tottering steps in the manner of a young child.
I thought that’s what you called kids of a certain age. I never really stopped to think about it before and I’m questioning everything I know.
I thought that’s what you called kids of a certain age. I never really stopped to think about it before and I’m questioning everything I know.
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Just today learning toddler is one who toddles, to walk with short tottering steps in the manner of a young child.
I thought that’s what you called kids of a certain age. I never really stopped to think about it before and I’m questioning everything I know.
I thought that’s what you called kids of a certain age. I never really stopped to think about it before and I’m questioning everything I know.
Forgot about this banger
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Forgot about this banger
Rebranding as Swisher Savories in honor of Thanksgiving dinner
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Rebranding as Swisher Savories in honor of Thanksgiving dinner
AI always ruins everything good
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
AI always ruins everything good
I’ve not found the crocodiles but I’ve found the Falconer™️
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’ve not found the crocodiles but I’ve found the Falconer™️
The block button is my favorite feature of Bluesky
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The block button is my favorite feature of Bluesky
Charlotte Douglas airport is a vibe 🫡
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Charlotte Douglas airport is a vibe 🫡
We’re not building data centers. We’re building those bunkers from the film Deep Impact. The lottery system will begin soon.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
We’re not building data centers. We’re building those bunkers from the film Deep Impact. The lottery system will begin soon.