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SwisherSavories
@dodgeedoo.bsky.social
Video Editor 📹✂️ FartsUSA
Very mid but mildly successful on TikTok
I 3D print stuff and notice wear patterns.
End of the world slop buckets are on discount at Costco. Get’cher end of the world slop buckets here!
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Crooner dog looking fake
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Getting the boys together to pop some tops and scavenge the wasteland.
December 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Not to alarm anyone, but we live in hell. Alan Turing™️ does not need to voice over your shitty video about WWII for TikTok or some shit.
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Since moving back to the Midwest, I’ve glossed over the Bonnaroo lineup every year and thought “naw.” But this year it actually looks good enough for my tastes to entertain the idea. I’ve highlighted the musts below. Plus Weird Al?!?

Also I can bring my 8yo? That’s a debatable idea.
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Right there with you, only breaking plates
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Spoilers I guess, but I’m in bed sick today and this nearly made me cough up a lung. Worth it.
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Look at June Squibb. Hell of a career but not a household name until Nebraska (2013). I’ve seen AI slop that needed an older white lady and it’s basically trained on June Squibb.

I’ve loved seeing her pop up in stuff since.
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Every new AI startup for some reason: “I’ve invented an AI that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.”

Stop making things no one wants nor needs, you dinguses.
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
There are many like it, but this one is mine. The Zojirushi BBCC-Q20 Home Bakery Super Breadmaker bakes a fine loaf.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Bought a new holster in Mexico.
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It’s nice that this guy invented an app
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Forgot about this banger
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
There’s something on the wing
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
AI always ruins everything good
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I’ve not found the crocodiles but I’ve found the Falconer™️
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Charlotte Douglas airport is a vibe 🫡
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Epstein organizing a war council for Trump 😳
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This makes it sound like Epstein was still very much involved with trump…
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’ll vote for any presidential candidate who announces they’ll pardon anyone convicted of protesting ICE, but that’s like a minimum going forward.
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Look at these buddies!
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Follow up: why was the biggest paragraph in Epstein’s will about oil and gas and minerals? Is this normal?
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 AM
@kenwhite.bsky.social can’t Jeffery Epstein’s estate abandon all his personal property (emails, etc.) at will? Why do we have to wait for Congress?
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 AM
DEREGULATION KILLS. Coming up on 50 years of the wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald. Government intervention in industry through regulations has coincided with technological advances to make jobs safer so we can hopefully all get home to our families at the end of a shift.
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM