Michael van Rosenvelt
@docmikers.bsky.social
I used to do science. Then I made beer. Now I have an old horse farm in TN to rehab. 🏳️🌈💍👬
Oh and my great grandpa co-founded ANTIFA with his friend Winston
Oh and my great grandpa co-founded ANTIFA with his friend Winston
Here’s some proof…first one I tried worked
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Here’s some proof…first one I tried worked
‘Bout sums it up
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
‘Bout sums it up
Look at these flaky layers!
LOOK AT THEM
LOOK AT THEM
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Look at these flaky layers!
LOOK AT THEM
LOOK AT THEM
So my range is broken and Lowe’s has a 48-hr return policy (which wtf) so now I have a service appt for Wednesday.
THIS is the sort of problem the “elites” and politicians who run our country just cannot conceptualize. They have people for this kind of thing. People who insulate them from reality.
THIS is the sort of problem the “elites” and politicians who run our country just cannot conceptualize. They have people for this kind of thing. People who insulate them from reality.
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
So my range is broken and Lowe’s has a 48-hr return policy (which wtf) so now I have a service appt for Wednesday.
THIS is the sort of problem the “elites” and politicians who run our country just cannot conceptualize. They have people for this kind of thing. People who insulate them from reality.
THIS is the sort of problem the “elites” and politicians who run our country just cannot conceptualize. They have people for this kind of thing. People who insulate them from reality.
If I order two ?in-stick) appliances from Lowe’s for delivery, it takes two weeks. If I order the SAME two items on separate transactions, I can have them both delivered tomorrow.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If I order two ?in-stick) appliances from Lowe’s for delivery, it takes two weeks. If I order the SAME two items on separate transactions, I can have them both delivered tomorrow.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
Be still, my heart
NEW — LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
LEGO Unveils New 3600-Piece STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D Brick Set
LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability Shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
blog.trekcore.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Be still, my heart
Sue. Sue sue. Sue su sususudio.
Missouri Gov. Mike Kehoe signs a new Trump-backed congressional map into law aimed at gaining another Republican seat in Congress.
Missouri governor signs Trump-backed plan aimed at helping Republicans win another US House seat
Missouri Gov. Mike Kehoe has signed a new congressional map into law that gives Republicans an improved shot at winning an additional U.S. House seat.
bit.ly
September 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Sue. Sue sue. Sue su sususudio.
So much hypocrisy in one sentence.
Return education to the states but only if they’re educating the way the feds want.
Sounds like you might need a department of some sort to ensure those funding requirements are met.
Return education to the states but only if they’re educating the way the feds want.
Sounds like you might need a department of some sort to ensure those funding requirements are met.
Stephen Miller: "Children will be taught to love America … As we close the Dept of Education and provide funding to states, we're going to make sure these funds are not being used to promote communist ideology."
September 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
So much hypocrisy in one sentence.
Return education to the states but only if they’re educating the way the feds want.
Sounds like you might need a department of some sort to ensure those funding requirements are met.
Return education to the states but only if they’re educating the way the feds want.
Sounds like you might need a department of some sort to ensure those funding requirements are met.
Reposted by Michael van Rosenvelt
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/
September 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
JARLIC IS LIFE
Fuck garlic powder. And jarred garlic is almost as bad. If you’re too lazy to use fresh garlic, we can’t be friends.
September 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
JARLIC IS LIFE
Been doing some online shopping for new Bundt pans and mini excavators for the farm.
I contain multitudes.
I contain multitudes.
August 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Been doing some online shopping for new Bundt pans and mini excavators for the farm.
I contain multitudes.
I contain multitudes.
Social disorder = “people who don’t look like me acting differently than I do is scary”
One of the things I like about academia is that sometimes the academic arguments are way more sophisticated than arguments of non-academics.
#Satire
#Satire
August 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Social disorder = “people who don’t look like me acting differently than I do is scary”
Tax them out of existence.
"A seven-foot statue depicting Ms. Chan in a silver, flowing robe that Mr. Zuckerberg commissioned last year sits on the property." www.nytimes.com/2025/08/10/u...
What Happened When Mark Zuckerberg Moved In Next Door
www.nytimes.com
August 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Tax them out of existence.
Just curious: when Trump says arrests are down at the border (as proof of his awesomeness?) what about the people they’re NOT arresting?
Like, if you pull all of CBP to round up people at Home Depot, then obviously we’ll be arresting fewer people at the border?
Like, if you pull all of CBP to round up people at Home Depot, then obviously we’ll be arresting fewer people at the border?
August 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just curious: when Trump says arrests are down at the border (as proof of his awesomeness?) what about the people they’re NOT arresting?
Like, if you pull all of CBP to round up people at Home Depot, then obviously we’ll be arresting fewer people at the border?
Like, if you pull all of CBP to round up people at Home Depot, then obviously we’ll be arresting fewer people at the border?
I’m an adult and I know I should not scratch the itchy bites and scratches.
I’m an adult and you can’t tell me what to do.
I’m an adult and you can’t tell me what to do.
July 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’m an adult and I know I should not scratch the itchy bites and scratches.
I’m an adult and you can’t tell me what to do.
I’m an adult and you can’t tell me what to do.
Frenetic Grapefruit
July 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Frenetic Grapefruit
But do you have an EPA certified containment pod/water storage pool you’ve been saving for a hot sweaty day?
July 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
But do you have an EPA certified containment pod/water storage pool you’ve been saving for a hot sweaty day?
No one ever accused MAGA voters of being all that bright
USDOT # can be used to identify with quick google search. Clearly visible on the door.
July 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
No one ever accused MAGA voters of being all that bright
Well that’s awkward
In case you missed it: the Pentagon--that's Hegseth--got warned about using Signal a week ago.
March 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Well that’s awkward
When will Republicans condemn this kind of violence?
I won’t hold my breath
I won’t hold my breath
A man was arrested this afternoon after driving his car into a crowd of protesters near the West Palm Beach Tesla dealership.
Authorities say Andrew Dutil drove his car over the curb and onto the sidewalk where protesters were gathered, causing them to scramble.
Thankfully, nobody was injured.
Authorities say Andrew Dutil drove his car over the curb and onto the sidewalk where protesters were gathered, causing them to scramble.
Thankfully, nobody was injured.
March 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
When will Republicans condemn this kind of violence?
I won’t hold my breath
I won’t hold my breath
MAYBE YOU’RE THE PROBLEM, KYLE
March 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
MAYBE YOU’RE THE PROBLEM, KYLE
This is beyond horrifying. Everyone involved should rot in hell.
“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”
What the Venezuelans Deported to El Salvador Experienced
Exclusive photos of the arrival of Venezuelan detainees deported from the U.S.
time.com
March 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This is beyond horrifying. Everyone involved should rot in hell.