Dan Bogosian
@dlbogosian.bsky.social
writer, comedian, musician, human
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BREAKING: @barackobama.bsky.social clarifies his position on aliens after his answer during the speed round of our interview went viral.
February 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
BREAKING: @barackobama.bsky.social clarifies his position on aliens after his answer during the speed round of our interview went viral.
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Every social media platform is in a race to curate the most saturated possible user base in engagement bait. Everything is bait now. It’s bait all the way down. You aren’t talking to people anymore, just algorithms
Been thinking a lot about this reading the discourse around Traitors, LIB, The Pitt, etc…is it overreaching to say that pretty much all online discussion of popular TV/movies is toxic now?
the Heated Rivalry fandom has done a really remarkable speedrun from a celebration of a fluffy, sexy gay show to calling cast members pedophiles & journalists "klan members" (yes, really) — v excited about @wired.com's blow-by-blow feat interviews w fans on the front lines
February 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Every social media platform is in a race to curate the most saturated possible user base in engagement bait. Everything is bait now. It’s bait all the way down. You aren’t talking to people anymore, just algorithms
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(Media) SCOOP: Weeks ago, the owner of the Washington City Paper had offered to purchase The Washington Post's sports and local sections, keeping their desks alive.
The Post reporters were laid off and the desks were shut down instead.
www.theverge.com/policy/87683...
The Post reporters were laid off and the desks were shut down instead.
www.theverge.com/policy/87683...
Bezos could have saved WaPo’s sports and local journalists. He laid them off instead.
“The equation isn’t adding up.”
www.theverge.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
(Media) SCOOP: Weeks ago, the owner of the Washington City Paper had offered to purchase The Washington Post's sports and local sections, keeping their desks alive.
The Post reporters were laid off and the desks were shut down instead.
www.theverge.com/policy/87683...
The Post reporters were laid off and the desks were shut down instead.
www.theverge.com/policy/87683...
I will get better at standup this year.
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I will get better at standup this year.
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January 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Elon Musk has repeatedly said he "REFUSED" to visit Jeffrey Epstein's island. Correspondence released today shows he was actively coordinating a visit between 2012 and 2014.
It is still unclear if Musk actually did visit the island, but he certainly was interested.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
It is still unclear if Musk actually did visit the island, but he certainly was interested.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
January 30, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Elon Musk has repeatedly said he "REFUSED" to visit Jeffrey Epstein's island. Correspondence released today shows he was actively coordinating a visit between 2012 and 2014.
It is still unclear if Musk actually did visit the island, but he certainly was interested.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
It is still unclear if Musk actually did visit the island, but he certainly was interested.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
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R.I.P. to the absolutely brilliant, hilarious and kind Catherine O'Hara.
January 30, 2026 at 11:22 PM
R.I.P. to the absolutely brilliant, hilarious and kind Catherine O'Hara.
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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
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Hey can we also pause and unpack what “quotas” means
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Hey can we also pause and unpack what “quotas” means
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unlike all the strident leftists who were correct too early, i am correct at exactly the right time
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
unlike all the strident leftists who were correct too early, i am correct at exactly the right time
"One day, everyone will have always been against this."
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 AM
"One day, everyone will have always been against this."
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A person who said they witnessed federal agents shoot and kill Alex Jeffrey Pretti submitted a sworn statement in court disputing the federal government’s account of the shooting. “I have read the statement from DHS about what happened and it is wrong,” the person said in the statement.
In Court Filings, Witnesses Describe Fatal Minneapolis Shooting of Alex Pretti
The filings raise further questions about the federal government’s narrative of what happened before federal agents shot Alex Jeffrey Pretti on Saturday.
nyti.ms
January 25, 2026 at 4:47 AM
A person who said they witnessed federal agents shoot and kill Alex Jeffrey Pretti submitted a sworn statement in court disputing the federal government’s account of the shooting. “I have read the statement from DHS about what happened and it is wrong,” the person said in the statement.
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ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
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ICE thinks Minnesotans will eventually give up, it’s like they’re unfamiliar with Vikings fandom
January 24, 2026 at 1:05 AM
ICE thinks Minnesotans will eventually give up, it’s like they’re unfamiliar with Vikings fandom
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Multiple officials of the US federal government are spending their day rather blatantly obstructing Minnesota law enforcement and covering up a murder.
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Multiple officials of the US federal government are spending their day rather blatantly obstructing Minnesota law enforcement and covering up a murder.
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They.
Just.
Lie.
Just.
Lie.
… Miller repeatedly claiming, and spreading claims, that the deceased attempted to assassinate officers.
January 24, 2026 at 10:06 PM
They.
Just.
Lie.
Just.
Lie.
at the boxing gym today, a lady came up to me and made it a point to tell me she thinks I look like Dax Shepard. The problem is I cannot tell if she was making a point to compliment or insult me.
January 23, 2026 at 1:07 AM
at the boxing gym today, a lady came up to me and made it a point to tell me she thinks I look like Dax Shepard. The problem is I cannot tell if she was making a point to compliment or insult me.
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Imagining Ohio State losing the CFP final in Ohio Stadium to, like, fucking wake forest or something. That’s this for Miami and it rules, congrats Hoosiers
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Imagining Ohio State losing the CFP final in Ohio Stadium to, like, fucking wake forest or something. That’s this for Miami and it rules, congrats Hoosiers
Former viking 4th string DT annhilating former starting vikings RG ed ingram to me kinda verifies ed ingram sucks
January 18, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Former viking 4th string DT annhilating former starting vikings RG ed ingram to me kinda verifies ed ingram sucks
@lukebraunnfl.bsky.social is this game not proof that ed i still plays like crap, its just the whole texans line plays like crap so he’s not faulted at the same rate?
January 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
@lukebraunnfl.bsky.social is this game not proof that ed i still plays like crap, its just the whole texans line plays like crap so he’s not faulted at the same rate?
lol if you think the Trump era will be written about in history books as anything other than shameful white supremacy, you’re an idiot
January 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
lol if you think the Trump era will be written about in history books as anything other than shameful white supremacy, you’re an idiot
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While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
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So, if I'm following all this correctly, a bunch of internet shitposters who spent years screaming "don't tread on me" and warning about federal agents stomping out people's rights... have been hired as ICE agents to go around breaking into people's homes, kidnapping & shooting them
January 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
So, if I'm following all this correctly, a bunch of internet shitposters who spent years screaming "don't tread on me" and warning about federal agents stomping out people's rights... have been hired as ICE agents to go around breaking into people's homes, kidnapping & shooting them
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Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"