dresden
@djdresden.clownpenis.monster
ROC. Sometimes DJ. Traveler. Maker. Runner. 46. Sober. Vintage Corvettes and Japanese Bikes.
never not funny finding more and more about how much of an irredeemable loser musk is. all the money in the world, and just an absolute dork loser moron.
February 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
never not funny finding more and more about how much of an irredeemable loser musk is. all the money in the world, and just an absolute dork loser moron.
Also today i saw the Epstein email where dork ass Elon was trying to score an invite, and Jeff forwards it to someone else with “deal with this” and that guy replies to Elon with the entire thread in tact and oh my god imagine getting rejected like that for something like that.
February 8, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Also today i saw the Epstein email where dork ass Elon was trying to score an invite, and Jeff forwards it to someone else with “deal with this” and that guy replies to Elon with the entire thread in tact and oh my god imagine getting rejected like that for something like that.
You ever really think about the absolute lack of imagination in a society that calls their deity “God”? Be slightly better if it was pronounced Jod. Like, try a little bit.
February 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
You ever really think about the absolute lack of imagination in a society that calls their deity “God”? Be slightly better if it was pronounced Jod. Like, try a little bit.
i dont think ive ever met anyone who likes kid rock and i am grateful
February 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
i dont think ive ever met anyone who likes kid rock and i am grateful
“It’s hard to make strangers care about the good things in your life.” - Gordie LaChance from Stephen King's "The Body".
February 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
“It’s hard to make strangers care about the good things in your life.” - Gordie LaChance from Stephen King's "The Body".
man i think if i could travel back in time and kill one person to make the future better it would be epstein
February 6, 2026 at 11:58 AM
man i think if i could travel back in time and kill one person to make the future better it would be epstein
i still laugh that russell vought is a few years older than me, but looks like a fucking grandpa. i am absolute adonis compared to this guy.
February 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
i still laugh that russell vought is a few years older than me, but looks like a fucking grandpa. i am absolute adonis compared to this guy.
People about to find out what a pyramid ass scheme crypto always was.
February 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
People about to find out what a pyramid ass scheme crypto always was.
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ICE's aesthetic is "we don't need uniforms, just buy whatever seems military-esque from target and you'll be fine"
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
ICE's aesthetic is "we don't need uniforms, just buy whatever seems military-esque from target and you'll be fine"
if we ever return to sanity, i will gladly donate my time to help build the gallows we will need to get past this point in history.
February 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
if we ever return to sanity, i will gladly donate my time to help build the gallows we will need to get past this point in history.
big "punish me, daddy" vibes
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 9:12 PM
big "punish me, daddy" vibes
Signed up for a marathon as a training run for an ultra marathon. Mid life crisis is out of control.
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Signed up for a marathon as a training run for an ultra marathon. Mid life crisis is out of control.
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The Olds getting big mad about participation trophies in the 2000s was a revealing window into a pervasive American personality so damaged by emotionally-deprived upbringings that they can only see a gentler approach as a personal attack on the faux-individualism they duct taped over their traumas
The extent to which all of this is about one guy's psychological inability to admit he lost a contest will never stop breaking my brain. Perhaps a good lesson is that it's important to teach your kids how to lose—maybe even giving awards just for playing to show that not losing isn't everything.
Trump: "These people were brought to our country to vote, & they vote illegally. The Republicans should say, we should take over the voting in at least 15 places. The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting. We have states that I won that show I didn't win. You're gonna see something in Georgia"
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The Olds getting big mad about participation trophies in the 2000s was a revealing window into a pervasive American personality so damaged by emotionally-deprived upbringings that they can only see a gentler approach as a personal attack on the faux-individualism they duct taped over their traumas
I think about people wanting to go to Mars to form a colony, and then I think about The Expanse (a fun show) where people went to and tried to live on Mars and it fucking sucked and they all (spoiler) abandoned it instantly as soon as a better opportunity made itself available.
February 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I think about people wanting to go to Mars to form a colony, and then I think about The Expanse (a fun show) where people went to and tried to live on Mars and it fucking sucked and they all (spoiler) abandoned it instantly as soon as a better opportunity made itself available.
The irony of having a Summit catalog sitting next to my toilet, but never having my reading glasses when I'm in there to look at it.
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The irony of having a Summit catalog sitting next to my toilet, but never having my reading glasses when I'm in there to look at it.
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The Buffalo Bills suck, and the Pegulas suck even more. I used to not mind football, but in the past decade have come to loathe it, especially after Hochul gave them 800 million for a fucking stadium. 800 million in tax payer money to a billionaire who's team can't win. Still didn't build a dome.
An NFL team can lose. (Trust me, I'm a Jets fan.)
But NFL owners are essentially guaranteed success — no matter how bad their team is, no matter how blatantly they disregard their fans, no matter how odious they are personally.
My feature for @prospect.org's Sports Issue!
But NFL owners are essentially guaranteed success — no matter how bad their team is, no matter how blatantly they disregard their fans, no matter how odious they are personally.
My feature for @prospect.org's Sports Issue!
The Permanent Overclass - The American Prospect
The NFL’s billionaire owners literally can’t lose when it comes to making money. On the field? That’s another matter.
prospect.org
February 2, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The Buffalo Bills suck, and the Pegulas suck even more. I used to not mind football, but in the past decade have come to loathe it, especially after Hochul gave them 800 million for a fucking stadium. 800 million in tax payer money to a billionaire who's team can't win. Still didn't build a dome.
i did jury duty once. that's more court experience than coney-barrett. i should be a supreme court judge.
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
i did jury duty once. that's more court experience than coney-barrett. i should be a supreme court judge.
still think the microsoft entra logo looks like a bellend
February 2, 2026 at 2:28 PM
still think the microsoft entra logo looks like a bellend
Do you want Ninja Turtles? Because this is how you get Ninja Turtles.
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 2, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Do you want Ninja Turtles? Because this is how you get Ninja Turtles.
I think she is so dead inside she feels nothing, but I hope Melania is eating some shit in response to all this.
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I think she is so dead inside she feels nothing, but I hope Melania is eating some shit in response to all this.
you know who's not in the epstein files? me. i'm not.
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 PM
you know who's not in the epstein files? me. i'm not.
also lol at outing trump as a pedophile and then groveling and then thrown under the bus looool lol lol
January 31, 2026 at 12:25 AM
also lol at outing trump as a pedophile and then groveling and then thrown under the bus looool lol lol
Gonna sell "I bought this before I knew he was a pedophile." stickers to Tesla owners.
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Gonna sell "I bought this before I knew he was a pedophile." stickers to Tesla owners.