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Robyn, Sapphic Empress
@divinelyrobyn.bsky.social
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35 - Voice Actor, Writer - Empress vibes - Mom friend - Gay as heck, the actual Biggest Lesbian - Constantly spreading the good word of AerTi
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daedsider.bsky.social
"expanding consciousness" meme: 1. Frankenstein created a monster 2. Frankenstein was the real monster 3. Frankenstein and his creation are *both* tragically flawed 4. Captain Walton made the whole thing up because he couldn't admit to his sister that he failed to find the Northwest Passage
January 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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milph.mom
(satire)
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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nedroid.com
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have." I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame? I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti. “I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?” Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!” “It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.” I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…” Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.” His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying. “No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. “It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”
July 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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punkmcfox.bsky.social
Happy 4th!
July 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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lukelukeluke.bsky.social
Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles
June 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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miketoole.com
me, when I see something on social media that annoys or upsets me
June 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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coffibun.bsky.social
redrew my motivational hyth! :D
June 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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b0tster.yeag.gay
mother fucker cant spell lmao

(feat. @dooper.live)
September 13, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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koh.money
old aerti art <3
May 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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briamgilbert.bsky.social
constantly thinking about this ominous sticky note drawing i saw in a boba shop
a well-drawn sticky note doodle of a smiling Mickey Mouse wearing the hat from The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, with the words “all magic comes with a price” scrawled beside it
March 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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incorrectffqts.bsky.social
April 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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gleaningway.social
April 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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wawaxiv.bsky.social
realized i never posted this wuk lamat chibi i drew here #ffxiv
April 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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el3phantbird.bsky.social
migrating old content over here and wanted to repost this super duper serious very helpful tutorial 🥰
#cosplaymaker
April 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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boomerthemoose.bsky.social
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
divinelyrobyn.bsky.social
Been on here for a while, but having a "normie" account again isn't a bad idea. It's also nice to see that so many of the people I followed on the other site (both friends and celebs) are here as well.
April 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM