@dimlan.bsky.social
Exhausted from living in the 21st Century. Brain fried from all the TV watching. Have hot hot hot sport and political takes. Please don't implode this place and make me have to understand Mastodon
Didn't Michael Landon need him on-set?
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Didn't Michael Landon need him on-set?
"I'm seeing triple here - 9 Patrick Batemans!"
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"I'm seeing triple here - 9 Patrick Batemans!"
Well if they'd rather talk about him being a white supremacist, or how he has a buffoonish understanding of economics or how he puts wildly incompetent flunkeys in positions where expertise is required or how he's brazenly corrupt, that's cool. They should go ahead and talk about that.
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Well if they'd rather talk about him being a white supremacist, or how he has a buffoonish understanding of economics or how he puts wildly incompetent flunkeys in positions where expertise is required or how he's brazenly corrupt, that's cool. They should go ahead and talk about that.
Know what was agonizing? When parents referred to each other as Ma and Pa. It's the sort of thing that sent their kids into the welcoming arms of jazz and rock 'n roll
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Know what was agonizing? When parents referred to each other as Ma and Pa. It's the sort of thing that sent their kids into the welcoming arms of jazz and rock 'n roll
That is weird. And it's like announcing "our readership watched all these in first-run"
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
That is weird. And it's like announcing "our readership watched all these in first-run"
Why is Pikachu just watching? Some hero.
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Why is Pikachu just watching? Some hero.
👍 That guy knows what he's doing
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
👍 That guy knows what he's doing
The Chinese knock-off Lisa Frank sticker set in a 99-cent store
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The Chinese knock-off Lisa Frank sticker set in a 99-cent store
They really should lean into this and normalize it the same way they normalized racism and corruption. Have a designated secret service agent standing by with a blanket to tuck him in.
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
They really should lean into this and normalize it the same way they normalized racism and corruption. Have a designated secret service agent standing by with a blanket to tuck him in.
Person closed-captioning this
a cartoon of a duck with a purple eye
Alt: Daffy Duck losing his mind
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Person closed-captioning this
New York Post: "This is normal! Every line in this long paragraph is a normal thing after another normal thing!"
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
New York Post: "This is normal! Every line in this long paragraph is a normal thing after another normal thing!"
"Son, why do you have the TV and radio on at the same time? I might as well deposit my paycheck directly to the Tulsa Electric Company"
"You don't understand today's music! I need to hear Vaughn Monroe and the Goofers in stereophonic sound, like they're intended to be heard!"
"You don't understand today's music! I need to hear Vaughn Monroe and the Goofers in stereophonic sound, like they're intended to be heard!"
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"Son, why do you have the TV and radio on at the same time? I might as well deposit my paycheck directly to the Tulsa Electric Company"
"You don't understand today's music! I need to hear Vaughn Monroe and the Goofers in stereophonic sound, like they're intended to be heard!"
"You don't understand today's music! I need to hear Vaughn Monroe and the Goofers in stereophonic sound, like they're intended to be heard!"
The new PopTarts have 101 uses!
You can toast them, you can microwave them, or eat them raw <echo> RAW RAW RAW
PopTarts provide you the daily recommended serving of protein
They're perfectly toasted at any setting, or put them in the freezer for a chilly treat!
You can toast them, you can microwave them, or eat them raw <echo> RAW RAW RAW
PopTarts provide you the daily recommended serving of protein
They're perfectly toasted at any setting, or put them in the freezer for a chilly treat!
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The new PopTarts have 101 uses!
You can toast them, you can microwave them, or eat them raw <echo> RAW RAW RAW
PopTarts provide you the daily recommended serving of protein
They're perfectly toasted at any setting, or put them in the freezer for a chilly treat!
You can toast them, you can microwave them, or eat them raw <echo> RAW RAW RAW
PopTarts provide you the daily recommended serving of protein
They're perfectly toasted at any setting, or put them in the freezer for a chilly treat!
Worst gaffe since that time Emilia Clarke rode two guys in green unitards
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Worst gaffe since that time Emilia Clarke rode two guys in green unitards
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough's colors make its eyes look alarmed. It'll give the best poptarts sacrifice visual.
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough's colors make its eyes look alarmed. It'll give the best poptarts sacrifice visual.
Hegseth did the "no fat Generals" routine in the same set. Does it have to be spelled out that he's doing comedy?
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Hegseth did the "no fat Generals" routine in the same set. Does it have to be spelled out that he's doing comedy?
Vomit hose man, vomit hose man
Doing the things no actor can
What's he like, it's not important
Vomit hose man
Doing the things no actor can
What's he like, it's not important
Vomit hose man
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Vomit hose man, vomit hose man
Doing the things no actor can
What's he like, it's not important
Vomit hose man
Doing the things no actor can
What's he like, it's not important
Vomit hose man
This week on "Making The Band UK" The Beatles are narrowed down to the final 18
December 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
This week on "Making The Band UK" The Beatles are narrowed down to the final 18
The takeaway from this year is that the "market" is absolutely pitiful and *wants* to be told nice lies
December 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The takeaway from this year is that the "market" is absolutely pitiful and *wants* to be told nice lies
I asked ChatGPT to plan a surprise road trip for me and my sister and it said I'm interested in sibling erotica
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I asked ChatGPT to plan a surprise road trip for me and my sister and it said I'm interested in sibling erotica
Most importantly, Guy sold their life story to Pixar
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Most importantly, Guy sold their life story to Pixar
"People are watching reruns and talking about me"
"They're guessing my age"
"They're guessing my age"
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"People are watching reruns and talking about me"
"They're guessing my age"
"They're guessing my age"
